Two and a Half Men Quote
Alan[on the phone, wearing a dress]: Yes, yes, my car has been stolen. Yes, just now. If-- if you can hurry, you can... sure, I'll hold.
Evelyn: Why am I not surprised? Did it have to be my red chiffon?
Evelyn: Why am I not surprised? Did it have to be my red chiffon?
TV Show: Two and a Half Men
