U Turn Quotes
Francine: Drop your pants.
Evan: What?
Francine: When do people always show up, Evan? What are we doing? Consider it an experiment in probability theory.
Evan: What?
Francine: When do people always show up, Evan? What are we doing? Consider it an experiment in probability theory.
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Oliver: Now I see it all.
Stanley: What?
Oliver: What. Don't try to alibi. You know you stole this money from that old lady. Why guilt is written all over you.
Stanley: What do you mean?
Oliver: I mean that you're going to give this money back and make a full confession!
Stanley: A confession of what?
Oliver: And to think after all these years I've been fostering a common theif. A viper in my bosom!
Stanley: Whose bosom? What are you talking about?
Oliver: Don't try to bluff me! To think you would bite the hand that was feeding you. You snake in the grass. You traitor! You sheep in wool clothing. You double-crosser. You judist! You... You...!
Stanley: Stop! Don't call me a You-you.
Stanley: What?
Oliver: What. Don't try to alibi. You know you stole this money from that old lady. Why guilt is written all over you.
Stanley: What do you mean?
Oliver: I mean that you're going to give this money back and make a full confession!
Stanley: A confession of what?
Oliver: And to think after all these years I've been fostering a common theif. A viper in my bosom!
Stanley: Whose bosom? What are you talking about?
Oliver: Don't try to bluff me! To think you would bite the hand that was feeding you. You snake in the grass. You traitor! You sheep in wool clothing. You double-crosser. You judist! You... You...!
Stanley: Stop! Don't call me a You-you.
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Vince McMahon: Can't keep waiting, gettin' hungry too! What kind of cattering do they work here, I gotta have food, protein, every three hours!
Triple H: You gotta have beef! Gotta have some spice!
Vince McMahon: SHUT UP! You idiot, you sound like Macho Man! Gotta have steak, lobster, mahi-mahi.
Traci Brooks: Hello Mac Daddy. I'm Traci. On behalf of TNA, I offer you these cookies and milk.
Vince McMahon: Again? This is the reason this whole thing started, get out of here! Hey son, what are you doing, go get Dusty Rhodes, find Dusty!
Triple H: You gotta have beef! Gotta have some spice!
Vince McMahon: SHUT UP! You idiot, you sound like Macho Man! Gotta have steak, lobster, mahi-mahi.
Traci Brooks: Hello Mac Daddy. I'm Traci. On behalf of TNA, I offer you these cookies and milk.
Vince McMahon: Again? This is the reason this whole thing started, get out of here! Hey son, what are you doing, go get Dusty Rhodes, find Dusty!
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Vince Thomas: What if God has given all the combination of gifts to someone who is openly gay or lesbian? Are you really going to deny them the opportunity to serve?... And if you do, what exactly are you goint to say to God when you die - 'I know you gave this person gifts, but I didn't think they were good enough to use them'?
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[Reid is having a panic attack]
Luke Snyder: Alright, um, Dr. Oliver, you-you need to focus. Um... think about some place that you like, some place that makes you feel safe.
Dr. Reid Oliver: Where'd you pick up this load of crap, magazines at your dentist's office?
Luke Snyder: Well, does it matter if it works?
Dr. Reid Oliver: Yeah, it's just a bogus pop psychology.
Luke Snyder: Well, do you have anything better to do, like put your fist through the wall and ruin your career forever?
Dr. Reid Oliver: Yeah, not to mention ruin your mom's elevator.
Luke Snyder: Oh, don't worry. You'd get the bill. You know how stingy rich people are.
Dr. Reid Oliver: Okay. Okay, I-I-I have a place.
Luke Snyder: Okay, well, what is it? [Silence from Reid]
Luke Snyder: Doctor. What is the place you're thinking of?
Dr. Reid Oliver: It's the brain.
Luke Snyder: [chuckles] Figures.
Dr. Reid Oliver: Well, i-if I'd told you it was this... green meadow with tadpoles and dancing cows you'd know I was lying, so...
Luke Snyder: Well, is it any brain in particular?
Dr. Reid Oliver: I-I don't... each one's different. [sighs]
Dr. Reid Oliver: They're all amazing, though. It has this tangled... mass of... grey spaghetti, it's totally alien. But... it's not much to look at to the naked eye, but... yet it makes us... walk and talk, think... remember, smell... love. It produced the Sistine Chapel. Chocolate. Theory of relativity. Godfather, parts one and two. Not so sure about three, but...
Luke Snyder: Alright, um, Dr. Oliver, you-you need to focus. Um... think about some place that you like, some place that makes you feel safe.
Dr. Reid Oliver: Where'd you pick up this load of crap, magazines at your dentist's office?
Luke Snyder: Well, does it matter if it works?
Dr. Reid Oliver: Yeah, it's just a bogus pop psychology.
Luke Snyder: Well, do you have anything better to do, like put your fist through the wall and ruin your career forever?
Dr. Reid Oliver: Yeah, not to mention ruin your mom's elevator.
Luke Snyder: Oh, don't worry. You'd get the bill. You know how stingy rich people are.
Dr. Reid Oliver: Okay. Okay, I-I-I have a place.
Luke Snyder: Okay, well, what is it? [Silence from Reid]
Luke Snyder: Doctor. What is the place you're thinking of?
Dr. Reid Oliver: It's the brain.
Luke Snyder: [chuckles] Figures.
Dr. Reid Oliver: Well, i-if I'd told you it was this... green meadow with tadpoles and dancing cows you'd know I was lying, so...
Luke Snyder: Well, is it any brain in particular?
Dr. Reid Oliver: I-I don't... each one's different. [sighs]
Dr. Reid Oliver: They're all amazing, though. It has this tangled... mass of... grey spaghetti, it's totally alien. But... it's not much to look at to the naked eye, but... yet it makes us... walk and talk, think... remember, smell... love. It produced the Sistine Chapel. Chocolate. Theory of relativity. Godfather, parts one and two. Not so sure about three, but...
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