Undergrads Quotes
Rocko: Nuhh, oh, hey Nitz! Don't worry, I'm not drunk... I'm just a little drunk... what? Nuhh, hey Nitz! So I went to this party tonight, and they guy at the door said like you can't come in, you got no pants on your legs! So I said, so let me drink your beer! Buuut, he wanted me to wear pants, and i got too much drink in my drunk, to pants on my put. You know? So I told him I was gonna... tell him something about two things... and how I was gonna put my fist in his ouch-place, so I got my punching face on, which I keep in a jar by the door, who was it for? This guy, punch him in the face good! Yes! So I go to punch him, but I get distracted by this fine-ass hunny hunny, and she gonna give me some of the somethin somethin... yeah yeah! So I drunk on up to her, and I say that it's time her and I hit the boyda-boyda-boyda-boyda-good-good, so then she kicks me in my thing and stuff and I fall over, so I think maybe I need some more whiskey! And it's at the party, so I gotta get pants. So I walk to my frat house, and I say lemme in! but that's where the party is, so could I have some pants? I need pants! I'm not drunk, you are! Where are my legs? Ahhhhhh, I'm not Spanish!
TV Show: Undergrads
Mump: The crowds are getting restless, sir.
Gimpy: Throw them the bread. [tosses Mump a bag of bread]
Mump: But sir, it's almost time for our discussion salon on Queen Amidala versus Princess Leia!
Gimpy: Throw them the bread!
Gimpy: Throw them the bread. [tosses Mump a bag of bread]
Mump: But sir, it's almost time for our discussion salon on Queen Amidala versus Princess Leia!
Gimpy: Throw them the bread!
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Chief Justice Burger: Wanna see my 'all-beef patty'? [Charity hits him]
Chief Justice Burger: [holding a burger] Aww, now who's going to help me eat this?
Chief Justice Burger: [holding a burger] Aww, now who's going to help me eat this?
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Jessie: How do you play?
Gimpy: Risk is a game of global domination. Roll your dice and move your armies. Whoever gets the highest dice roll wins. The loser loses an army.
Rocko: [Faster] Whoever gets the second dice roll wins and the loser loses and army.
Parker 'Nitz' Walsh: Draw a matched set of three Risk cards for additional armies.
Gimpy: Risk is a game of global domination. Roll your dice and move your armies. Whoever gets the highest dice roll wins. The loser loses an army.
Rocko: [Faster] Whoever gets the second dice roll wins and the loser loses and army.
Parker 'Nitz' Walsh: Draw a matched set of three Risk cards for additional armies.
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Rocko: Uh Gimpy. I think I just deleted your entire hard drive.
Gimpy: That's it Rocko. Don't touch another thing in this room. [Rocko steps on Gimpy's Millenium Falcon, it bursts into flames]
Rocko: Uh-oh.
Gimpy: That's it Rocko. Don't touch another thing in this room. [Rocko steps on Gimpy's Millenium Falcon, it bursts into flames]
Rocko: Uh-oh.
TV Show: Undergrads