Underground (VG) Quote
[the Skater walks up to a tank. Eric Sparrow and a Russian guard are sitting against it. The guard is passed out; Eric is noticeably drunk and holding a vodka bottle]
Eric Sparrow: Wassuuuuup? [pause]
Eric Sparrow: Me and Vladimir here are feeling *good* tonight! [pause]
Eric Sparrow: Heh-he-he-he-hey... your license good in Moscow? [he stumbles]
Eric Sparrow: Ol' Vlad told me it was ok if we take a test spin... [Eric takes the keys to the tank from the guard and starts climbing up to the entrance to the tank]
The Skater: ...you can't be serious. [the Skater climbs into the tank, as Eric sits in the driver's seat]
Eric Sparrow: Oh man, Bam's gonna be so *jealous* when he finds out about this!
The Skater: Dude, stop it! [Eric starts up the tank, and the two fall back with a jerk. As the Skater tries to stop the tank, Eric climbs back out and stands on the top of the tank]
Eric Sparrow: *Whooooooooooooo!* Yeah, c'mon! On to the bridge! [He sings a charge theme]
Eric Sparrow: Do a Smith grind, man, *whoo!* [Eric looks forward, and sees the museum directly ahead. He blanches, drops his vodka bottle, and jumps off, leaving the Skater behind]
Eric Sparrow: Wassuuuuup? [pause]
Eric Sparrow: Me and Vladimir here are feeling *good* tonight! [pause]
Eric Sparrow: Heh-he-he-he-hey... your license good in Moscow? [he stumbles]
Eric Sparrow: Ol' Vlad told me it was ok if we take a test spin... [Eric takes the keys to the tank from the guard and starts climbing up to the entrance to the tank]
The Skater: ...you can't be serious. [the Skater climbs into the tank, as Eric sits in the driver's seat]
Eric Sparrow: Oh man, Bam's gonna be so *jealous* when he finds out about this!
The Skater: Dude, stop it! [Eric starts up the tank, and the two fall back with a jerk. As the Skater tries to stop the tank, Eric climbs back out and stands on the top of the tank]
Eric Sparrow: *Whooooooooooooo!* Yeah, c'mon! On to the bridge! [He sings a charge theme]
Eric Sparrow: Do a Smith grind, man, *whoo!* [Eric looks forward, and sees the museum directly ahead. He blanches, drops his vodka bottle, and jumps off, leaving the Skater behind]
Movie: Underground (VG)
