Unsolicited Material Quotes
Ed Surname - Comedian: In life, you never know what you're gonna get... unlike a box of chocolates that comes with a clearly written pamphlet.
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Ed Surname - Comedian: I've got people in normal jobs asking me 'how much do you get out of your job?' Oh, I don't know: there doesn't seem to be a creative satisfaction button on this calculator.
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Ed Surname - Comedian: It's easier to get forgiveness than it is to get permission.
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Ed Surname - Comedian: Oh but you're a rich man if you have your family's love? Hello, can I buy a house with my family's love please?
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Ed Surname - Comedian: Life's not about how many times you get knocked down; it's about how many times you get back up.
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Ed Surname - Comedian: My business studies teacher said I'd either be penniless or a millionaire, but never in between... he's right so far.
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Ed Surname - Comedian: If the grass seems greener on the other side, it's because it's been fertilised with bullshit.
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Ed Surname - Comedian: When they say money can't buy happiness, what they mean is material possessions don't fulfill your soul- but we're in a world where you do need money to care for your family.
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Ed Surname - Comedian: She says that after me, she could never marry again. I'm still trying to work out if it's an insult or a compliment.
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Ed Surname - Comedian: Luck is when preparation meets opportunity; you make your own luck.
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Ed Surname - Comedian: The only thing harder than not living your dream... is living it.
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Ed Surname - Comedian: Ruin your self-imposed reputation for a happier life.
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Ed Surname - Comedian: A blank canvas... the same starting point as every artist, ever.
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Ed Surname - Comedian: You can please some of the people all of the time, and you can please all of the people some of the time. But I can displease all of the people all of the time.
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