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Carl Fredricksen : [ Carl, with his house high in the air, opens his door to see who knocked on it. Looking around, he spots Russell and yells... ] Whaa!
Russell : Hi, Mr. Fredricksen! It's me, Russell!
Carl Fredricksen : What are you doing out here, kid?
Russell : I found a snipe, and I followed it under your porch, but this snipe had a long tail, and looked more like a large mouse. [ His flag then blows away in the wind, and he gasps ]
Russell : [ Turns to Mr. Fredricksen ] Please let me in.
Carl Fredricksen : [ pause ] No. [ He slams the door shut ]
Carl Fredricksen : [ Russell waits uncertainly for a few seconds. The door opens again ] Oh, all right... [ Russell runs inside ]
Russell : Hi, Mr. Fredricksen! It's me, Russell!
Carl Fredricksen : What are you doing out here, kid?
Russell : I found a snipe, and I followed it under your porch, but this snipe had a long tail, and looked more like a large mouse. [ His flag then blows away in the wind, and he gasps ]
Russell : [ Turns to Mr. Fredricksen ] Please let me in.
Carl Fredricksen : [ pause ] No. [ He slams the door shut ]
Carl Fredricksen : [ Russell waits uncertainly for a few seconds. The door opens again ] Oh, all right... [ Russell runs inside ]
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Russell : [ from trailer ] Good afternoon. Are you in need of any assistance today, sir?
Carl Fredricksen : No.
Russell : I could help you cross the street.
Carl Fredricksen : No.
Russell : I could help you cross your yard.
Carl Fredricksen : No.
Russell : I could help you cross your porch.
Carl Fredricksen : No! [ closes the door on Russell's foot ]
Russell : Ow.
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Carl Fredricksen : No.
Russell : I could help you cross the street.
Carl Fredricksen : No.
Russell : I could help you cross your yard.
Carl Fredricksen : No.
Russell : I could help you cross your porch.
Carl Fredricksen : No! [ closes the door on Russell's foot ]
Russell : Ow.
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Charles Muntz : [ on board his Spirit of Adventure airship ] Does anyone know WHERE THEY ARE? [ Russell suddenly is dragged across the large window by a garden hose. Muntz stares while his eye twitches ]
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Carl Fredricksen : Hey, let's play a game. It's called "see who can be quiet the longest."
Russell : Cool! My mom loves that game!
Russell : Cool! My mom loves that game!
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Carl Fredricksen : You'd better get up, Russell. Or else, the tigers will come and eat you.
Russell : Tigers don't live in South America. Zoology.
Russell : Tigers don't live in South America. Zoology.
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Carl Fredricksen : Tell your boss he can *have* my house.
Construction Foreman Tom : Really?
Carl Fredricksen : Yeah. When I'm dead!
Construction Foreman Tom : Really?
Carl Fredricksen : Yeah. When I'm dead!
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Alpha : Now, you must wear the cone of shame.
Dug : [ hangs head ] I do not like the cone of shame.
Dug : [ hangs head ] I do not like the cone of shame.
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Ellie : [ her last message to Carl ] Thanks for the adventure. Now go have one of your own.
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Carl Fredricksen : This is crazy. I finally meet my childhood hero and he's trying to kill us. What a joke.
Dug : Hey, I know a joke! A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for the winter and now I am dead." Ha! It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.
Dug : Hey, I know a joke! A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for the winter and now I am dead." Ha! It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.
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Carl Fredricksen : [ to a contractor trying to get Carl to move out ] You in the suit! Yes, you! Take a bath, hippie!
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Dug : I will stop the dogs! [ jumps in front of a pack of dogs ]
Dug : Stop you dogs! [ Pack of dogs runs past Dug ]
Dug : Stop you dogs! [ Pack of dogs runs past Dug ]
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Russell : [ Whining ] I'm tired! My knee hurts!
Carl Fredricksen : Which knee?
Russell : [ after a pause ] My elbow hurts!
Carl Fredricksen : Which knee?
Russell : [ after a pause ] My elbow hurts!
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Charles Muntz : You know Carl, these people who come here, they all tell pretty good stories. [ He walks to a row of human skulls on a shelf, each of which is wearing a hat of some kind ]
Charles Muntz : A surveyor making a map... [ he knocks over the first skull ]
Charles Muntz : A botanist cataloging plants... [ he knocks over the second skull ]
Charles Muntz : An old man taking his house to Paradise Falls... and that's the best one yet. I can't wait to hear how it ends.
Charles Muntz : A surveyor making a map... [ he knocks over the first skull ]
Charles Muntz : A botanist cataloging plants... [ he knocks over the second skull ]
Charles Muntz : An old man taking his house to Paradise Falls... and that's the best one yet. I can't wait to hear how it ends.
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Beta : Chocolate, I smell chocolate!
Gamma : I'm getting prunes and denture cream! Who are they?
Beta : Oh, man, Master will not be pleased. We better tell him someone took the bird. Right, Alpha?
Alpha : [ in a squeaky voice ] No. Soon enough the bird will be ours yet again. Find the scent, my compadres, and you too shall have much rewardings from Master for the toil factor you wage.
Beta : Hey Alpha, I think there's something wrong with your collar. You must have bumped it.
Gamma : Yeah, your voice sounds funny! [ they both laugh ]
Alpha : Beta! Gamma! [ they both stop laughing ]
Alpha : Mayhaps you desire to - SQUIRREL! [ All of them turn their attention to a nearby tree; slight pause, Gamma whimpers ]
Alpha : Mayhaps you desire to challenge the ranking that I have been asigned by my strength and cunning...
Beta : No, no, no. But maybe Dug would. You might wanna ask him.
Gamma : Yeah. I wonder if he's found the bird on his very special mission.
Alpha : Do not mention Dug to me at this time. His fool's errand will keep him most occupied. Most occupied, indeed. Ha ha ha! Do you not agree with that which I am saying to you now?
Beta : Sure, but the second Master finds out you sent Dug out by himself, none of us will get a treat. [ He and Gamma whine ]
Alpha : [ lunges and growls at them ] You are wise my trusted lieutenant.
Gamma : I'm getting prunes and denture cream! Who are they?
Beta : Oh, man, Master will not be pleased. We better tell him someone took the bird. Right, Alpha?
Alpha : [ in a squeaky voice ] No. Soon enough the bird will be ours yet again. Find the scent, my compadres, and you too shall have much rewardings from Master for the toil factor you wage.
Beta : Hey Alpha, I think there's something wrong with your collar. You must have bumped it.
Gamma : Yeah, your voice sounds funny! [ they both laugh ]
Alpha : Beta! Gamma! [ they both stop laughing ]
Alpha : Mayhaps you desire to - SQUIRREL! [ All of them turn their attention to a nearby tree; slight pause, Gamma whimpers ]
Alpha : Mayhaps you desire to challenge the ranking that I have been asigned by my strength and cunning...
Beta : No, no, no. But maybe Dug would. You might wanna ask him.
Gamma : Yeah. I wonder if he's found the bird on his very special mission.
Alpha : Do not mention Dug to me at this time. His fool's errand will keep him most occupied. Most occupied, indeed. Ha ha ha! Do you not agree with that which I am saying to you now?
Beta : Sure, but the second Master finds out you sent Dug out by himself, none of us will get a treat. [ He and Gamma whine ]
Alpha : [ lunges and growls at them ] You are wise my trusted lieutenant.
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Alpha : [ On a communicator on Beta's collar ] This is Alpha calling Dug. Come in, Dug.
Dug : Hi Alpha. Hey, your voice sounds funny.
Alpha : I know, I know! Have you seen the bird?
Dug : Why, yes. The bird is my prisoner now.
Gamma : Yeah, right! [ Kevin hisses at the screen ]
Alpha : Impossible! Where are you?
Dug : I am here with the bird, and I will bring it back, and then you will like me. Oh, gotta go.
Russell : [ Russell appears on the screen ] Hey Dug! Who you talking to?
Alpha : [ the screen goes black ] No, wait, wait!
Beta : What's Dug doing?
Gamma : Why's he with that small mailman?
Beta : Where are they? [ Alpha locates Dug on GPS ]
Alpha : There he is, come on! [ they all dart into the jungle ]
Dug : Hi Alpha. Hey, your voice sounds funny.
Alpha : I know, I know! Have you seen the bird?
Dug : Why, yes. The bird is my prisoner now.
Gamma : Yeah, right! [ Kevin hisses at the screen ]
Alpha : Impossible! Where are you?
Dug : I am here with the bird, and I will bring it back, and then you will like me. Oh, gotta go.
Russell : [ Russell appears on the screen ] Hey Dug! Who you talking to?
Alpha : [ the screen goes black ] No, wait, wait!
Beta : What's Dug doing?
Gamma : Why's he with that small mailman?
Beta : Where are they? [ Alpha locates Dug on GPS ]
Alpha : There he is, come on! [ they all dart into the jungle ]
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Young Ellie : [ to a young Carl ] You don't talk much. [ pause ]
Young Ellie : I like you!
Young Ellie : I like you!
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Russell : That might sound boring, but I think the boring stuff is the stuff I remember the most.
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Carl Fredricksen : I believe I made my position to your boss very clear.
Construction Foreman Tom : You poured prune juice in his gas tank.
Carl Fredricksen : Yeah, that was good.
Construction Foreman Tom : You poured prune juice in his gas tank.
Carl Fredricksen : Yeah, that was good.
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Russell : [ to Mr. Fredrickson, referencing Kevin ] This was her favorite candy bar. Because you sent her away, there's more for you.
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Russell : A wilderness explorer is a friend to all, be a plant or fish or tiny mole!
Carl Fredricksen : That doesn't even rhyme!
Russell : [ offended ] Yeah it does.
Carl Fredricksen : That doesn't even rhyme!
Russell : [ offended ] Yeah it does.
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Russell : [ points to Kevin ] I found the snipe!
Carl Fredricksen : [ amused ] Oh, did you now? [ chuckles ]
Russell : Are they tall?
Carl Fredricksen : Oh, yes. They're very tall.
Russell : Do they have a lot of colors?
Carl Fredricksen : They do, indeed!
Russell : Do they like chocolate?
Carl Fredricksen : Ye... chocolate? [ he turns around and sees Kevin ]
Carl Fredricksen : Gaah! What is that thing?
Carl Fredricksen : [ amused ] Oh, did you now? [ chuckles ]
Russell : Are they tall?
Carl Fredricksen : Oh, yes. They're very tall.
Russell : Do they have a lot of colors?
Carl Fredricksen : They do, indeed!
Russell : Do they like chocolate?
Carl Fredricksen : Ye... chocolate? [ he turns around and sees Kevin ]
Carl Fredricksen : Gaah! What is that thing?
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Russell : [ off screen in the jungle ] Mr. Fredricksen? Am I supposed to dig the hole before or after?
Carl Fredricksen : Nyaa! None of my concern!
Russell : [ after a pause ] Oh... It's before!
Carl Fredricksen : Nyaa! [ covers his ears and shakes his head ]
Carl Fredricksen : Nyaa! None of my concern!
Russell : [ after a pause ] Oh... It's before!
Carl Fredricksen : Nyaa! [ covers his ears and shakes his head ]
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