Up in Smoke Quote
[after picking up Man, Pedro guns his car and takes off down the street]
Man Stoner: Ohhh! Ohhh!
Pedro: Hey, how far you goin' man?
Man Stoner: [points to the curb] Hey, right here would be fine, man!
Pedro: What, you're not afraid of a little speed, are ya man?
Man Stoner: Wha, you got some speed, man?
Pedro: Huh? Speed? Oh, no, I don't got no speed man. But you know what I do got? I got a joint man!
Man Stoner: Oh, wow.
Pedro: [gets it out and hands it to Man] Here, light that thing up man, let's get chinese-eyed.
Man Stoner: [eying the joint] Kinda skinny, isn't it?
Pedro: No, it's a heavy duty joint, man.
Pedro: Kinda looks like a toothpick.
Pedro: Naw, it's not a toothpick, man.
Man Stoner: No, it IS a toothpick, man. [hands it back to Pedro]
Pedro: [looking at it, puzzled] it IS a toothpick!... wait a minute man, I got the shit right here. [feels around in his pocket]
Pedro: huh... no, that's my dick. [feels around some more]
Pedro: , okay, here you go, man. [hands a skinny, curled up joint to Man]
Man Stoner: [looking at a dinky little joint] Jeez, I hope your dick's bigger than this, man.
Pedro: Hey man, you want to get out and walk, man?
Man Stoner: Ohhh! Ohhh!
Pedro: Hey, how far you goin' man?
Man Stoner: [points to the curb] Hey, right here would be fine, man!
Pedro: What, you're not afraid of a little speed, are ya man?
Man Stoner: Wha, you got some speed, man?
Pedro: Huh? Speed? Oh, no, I don't got no speed man. But you know what I do got? I got a joint man!
Man Stoner: Oh, wow.
Pedro: [gets it out and hands it to Man] Here, light that thing up man, let's get chinese-eyed.
Man Stoner: [eying the joint] Kinda skinny, isn't it?
Pedro: No, it's a heavy duty joint, man.
Pedro: Kinda looks like a toothpick.
Pedro: Naw, it's not a toothpick, man.
Man Stoner: No, it IS a toothpick, man. [hands it back to Pedro]
Pedro: [looking at it, puzzled] it IS a toothpick!... wait a minute man, I got the shit right here. [feels around in his pocket]
Pedro: huh... no, that's my dick. [feels around some more]
Pedro: , okay, here you go, man. [hands a skinny, curled up joint to Man]
Man Stoner: [looking at a dinky little joint] Jeez, I hope your dick's bigger than this, man.
Pedro: Hey man, you want to get out and walk, man?
Movie: Up in Smoke
