V H S Quote
[Sam and Stephanie walk into an Old Wild West while touring around on their honeymoon]Ol' Minor Fortune Teller: [the Ol' Minor fortune teller machine begins talking to them]Believe it or not, this Ol' Minor here can see your future. Got some money? I'll tell you all about it!
Sam: Got some money?
Stephanie: I don't.
Sam: How much does it cost to tell your future?
Stephanie: I think it costs a dollar. But remember the movie Big?
Sam: Are you afraid of your future? Hold on, let me see if I've got a dollar. [the camera cuts to Stephanie putting in a dollar and Ol' Minor begins talking again]
Ol' Minor Fortune Teller: Hey there, feller. This here's Pappy, and it must be your lucky day 'cause I have some words of wisdom just for you. Listen up, now, you hear? A closed mouth gathers no foot! Yep, yep. That's right. It's a whole lot better to say just a little bit than to say too much and wish you hadn't. You know what I'm saying? Now, don't you be a stranger. I got lots more to say to you.
Stephanie: [a fortune card pops out]Oh, here we go. Okay, ready?
Sam: Yeah.
Stephanie: [reads from the card]A new turn of events will soon come about. A happy reunion... [the Ol' Minor machine begins talking again when Stephanie moves away continuing to read]
Stephanie: A happy reunion... a happy reunion with a loved one will make life all that you ever wanted it or dreamed it to be. You have a very trusting nature and are easily taken in by so-called friends. Do not be so anxious to do favors unto others, as there is one who is just waiting to take advantage of your good nature. A new turn of events will soon come about. [stops reading]
Stephanie: Happy reunion with a loved one. That's great. I'm gonna keep that forever. [Stephanie puts the card in her shirt pocket]
Sam: Got some money?
Stephanie: I don't.
Sam: How much does it cost to tell your future?
Stephanie: I think it costs a dollar. But remember the movie Big?
Sam: Are you afraid of your future? Hold on, let me see if I've got a dollar. [the camera cuts to Stephanie putting in a dollar and Ol' Minor begins talking again]
Ol' Minor Fortune Teller: Hey there, feller. This here's Pappy, and it must be your lucky day 'cause I have some words of wisdom just for you. Listen up, now, you hear? A closed mouth gathers no foot! Yep, yep. That's right. It's a whole lot better to say just a little bit than to say too much and wish you hadn't. You know what I'm saying? Now, don't you be a stranger. I got lots more to say to you.
Stephanie: [a fortune card pops out]Oh, here we go. Okay, ready?
Sam: Yeah.
Stephanie: [reads from the card]A new turn of events will soon come about. A happy reunion... [the Ol' Minor machine begins talking again when Stephanie moves away continuing to read]
Stephanie: A happy reunion... a happy reunion with a loved one will make life all that you ever wanted it or dreamed it to be. You have a very trusting nature and are easily taken in by so-called friends. Do not be so anxious to do favors unto others, as there is one who is just waiting to take advantage of your good nature. A new turn of events will soon come about. [stops reading]
Stephanie: Happy reunion with a loved one. That's great. I'm gonna keep that forever. [Stephanie puts the card in her shirt pocket]
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