Veronica Mars Quote
Eli "Weevil" Navarro: Sister. The only time I care what a woman has to say is when she's riding my big old hog. Even then, it's not so much words, just a bunch of "oohs" and "ahs" you know?
Veronica Mars: So it's big, huh?
Weevil: Legendary.
Veronica: Well , let's see it. I mean if it's as big as you say, I'll be your girlfriend. [bats eyes and gasps] We could go to prom together. What? What seems to be the problem? I'm on a schedule here vato.
Felix Toombs: Weevil, don't let blondie talk to you like that.
Veronica: Sounds like your buddy here wants to see it too.
Felix: Oh, hell, I'll show you mine!
Vice Principle Clemmons: Felix Toombs. What on God's green Earth is going on here? All right, gentleman, move along. [Weevil, Felix and others leave] Veronica, why does trouble follow you around? [Clemmons leaves]
Veronica Mars: So it's big, huh?
Weevil: Legendary.
Veronica: Well , let's see it. I mean if it's as big as you say, I'll be your girlfriend. [bats eyes and gasps] We could go to prom together. What? What seems to be the problem? I'm on a schedule here vato.
Felix Toombs: Weevil, don't let blondie talk to you like that.
Veronica: Sounds like your buddy here wants to see it too.
Felix: Oh, hell, I'll show you mine!
Vice Principle Clemmons: Felix Toombs. What on God's green Earth is going on here? All right, gentleman, move along. [Weevil, Felix and others leave] Veronica, why does trouble follow you around? [Clemmons leaves]
TV Show: Veronica Mars
