Victor Victoria Quotes
King Marchand: I just find it hard to believe that you're a man.
Victoria: Because you found me attractive as a woman?
King Marchand: Yes, as a matter of fact.
Victoria: That happens frequently.
King Marchand: Not to me.
Victoria: Just proves the old adage: "There's a first time for everything."
King Marchand: I don't think so.
Victoria: But you're not a hundred per cent sure?
King Marchand: Practically.
Victoria: Ah, but to a man like you, someone who believes he could never, under any circumstances find another man attractive, the margin between "practically" and "for sure" must be as wide as the Grand Canyon.
Victoria: Because you found me attractive as a woman?
King Marchand: Yes, as a matter of fact.
Victoria: That happens frequently.
King Marchand: Not to me.
Victoria: Just proves the old adage: "There's a first time for everything."
King Marchand: I don't think so.
Victoria: But you're not a hundred per cent sure?
King Marchand: Practically.
Victoria: Ah, but to a man like you, someone who believes he could never, under any circumstances find another man attractive, the margin between "practically" and "for sure" must be as wide as the Grand Canyon.
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King Marchand: Stick around, I might want to play some golf.
'Squash' Bernstein: Boss, it's snowing outside!
King Marchand: We'll use red balls.
'Squash' Bernstein: Boss, it's snowing outside!
King Marchand: We'll use red balls.
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Victoria: Oh, what happened?
Manager of Victoria's hotel: You made a certain offer to me which I could not refuse, and then you pretended to faint.
Victoria: Don't be ridiculous, I never *pretend* to faint... [the manager begins half carrying Victoria to her bed]
Victoria: What are you doing?
Manager of Victoria's hotel: I am, uh, helping you to stand up!
Victoria: That's funny, I thought I *was* standing up!
Manager of Victoria's hotel: Maybe you'd like to lie down!
Victoria: You're confusing me!
Manager of Victoria's hotel: You made a certain offer to me which I could not refuse, and then you pretended to faint.
Victoria: Don't be ridiculous, I never *pretend* to faint... [the manager begins half carrying Victoria to her bed]
Victoria: What are you doing?
Manager of Victoria's hotel: I am, uh, helping you to stand up!
Victoria: That's funny, I thought I *was* standing up!
Manager of Victoria's hotel: Maybe you'd like to lie down!
Victoria: You're confusing me!
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Victoria: All I want is a nice hot bath.
Toddy: Oh, I had one once. You'll love it.
Toddy: Oh, I had one once. You'll love it.
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Victoria: Your problem, Mr. Marchand, is that you're preoccupied with stereotypes. I think it's as simple as you're one kind of man, I'm another.
King Marchand: And what kind are you?
Victoria: One that doesn't have to prove it. To myself, or anyone.
King Marchand: And what kind are you?
Victoria: One that doesn't have to prove it. To myself, or anyone.
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