Volume 2 Quotes
[Homsar appears the House That Gave Sucky Treats dressed as J. Wellington Wimpy]
Homsar: I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for some candy today. [the player gives him a can of shaving cream]
Homsar: Oh no, I think this is my favorite!
Homsar: I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for some candy today. [the player gives him a can of shaving cream]
Homsar: Oh no, I think this is my favorite!
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[Strong Bad and The Cheat have stolen the King of Town's crown, but he doesn't know that, only that his crown was stolen. He goes to Bubs to explain. Bubs and Coach Z writing out a sketch of the thief for the king]
Bubs: So, describe to me what the perpetrator looked like.
The King of Town: Had a head like a big ol' round ol'...
Bubs: Okay.
The King of Town: ...red ol'...
Bubs: Uh-huh.
The King of Town: ...nasty ol' egg.
Bubs: I see.
The King of Town: And hands looked like biscuit dough.
Bubs: Uh-huh. Is this the man? [Bubs shows the king the police sketch. But the perpetrator looks nothing like Strong Bad; instead, it looks more like a guy in a sweater with the number 7 on it with biscuit-dough hands and a craggy face]
Coach Z: It was Biscuit-Dough-Hands Man! I knew it!
Bubs: So, describe to me what the perpetrator looked like.
The King of Town: Had a head like a big ol' round ol'...
Bubs: Okay.
The King of Town: ...red ol'...
Bubs: Uh-huh.
The King of Town: ...nasty ol' egg.
Bubs: I see.
The King of Town: And hands looked like biscuit dough.
Bubs: Uh-huh. Is this the man? [Bubs shows the king the police sketch. But the perpetrator looks nothing like Strong Bad; instead, it looks more like a guy in a sweater with the number 7 on it with biscuit-dough hands and a craggy face]
Coach Z: It was Biscuit-Dough-Hands Man! I knew it!
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[Blue Laser Commander and his minions are dressed up as giant pizza slices]
Blue Laser Minion: Um, I'm not entirely sure this is what they were talking about, sir.
Blue Laser Commander: Shut it! Pizza can't talk!
Blue Laser Minion: Um, I'm not entirely sure this is what they were talking about, sir.
Blue Laser Commander: Shut it! Pizza can't talk!
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[Strong Bad and his posse are sitting around on the couch lazily]
Strong Bad: The Cheat, The Cheat, The Cheat, The CheatTheCheatTheCheatTheCheatTheCheatTheCheatTheCheatTheCheatTheCheat! Get me a drink!
The Cheat: [the Cheat noises]
Strong Bad: Hey, Strong Mad. Get... get me a drink!
Strong Mad: MORE LIKE, YOU GET ME A DRINK!
Strong Bad: Hey, don't sass back with me! Augh. We need to figure out how to get some drinks... like... without having to actually get some drinks.
The Cheat: [excited The Cheat noises]
Strong Bad: Ooh! The man with the plan!
Strong Bad: The Cheat, The Cheat, The Cheat, The CheatTheCheatTheCheatTheCheatTheCheatTheCheatTheCheatTheCheatTheCheat! Get me a drink!
The Cheat: [the Cheat noises]
Strong Bad: Hey, Strong Mad. Get... get me a drink!
Strong Mad: MORE LIKE, YOU GET ME A DRINK!
Strong Bad: Hey, don't sass back with me! Augh. We need to figure out how to get some drinks... like... without having to actually get some drinks.
The Cheat: [excited The Cheat noises]
Strong Bad: Ooh! The man with the plan!
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[Strong Bad and The Cheat have been caught trying to rob from Bubs' Concession Stand and are arrested and jailed]
Strong Sad: [writing a letter] Dear Prisoner Number 5408, AKA Strong Bad, AKA Professor Tor Cool Guy, I can only hope your incarceration has turned your life around as much as it has mine. I feel cooler and less like I suck so bad. I've made some changes around the house. Your computer room is now my Tai Chi space. [Strong Sad performs his tai chi]
Strong Sad: Hai-toh, beng, gait! [he then resumes writing his letter]
Strong Sad: Well, I gotta go. Marzipan and I have a baklava in the oven. Hoping you don't get shivved, Strong Sad.
Strong Sad: [writing a letter] Dear Prisoner Number 5408, AKA Strong Bad, AKA Professor Tor Cool Guy, I can only hope your incarceration has turned your life around as much as it has mine. I feel cooler and less like I suck so bad. I've made some changes around the house. Your computer room is now my Tai Chi space. [Strong Sad performs his tai chi]
Strong Sad: Hai-toh, beng, gait! [he then resumes writing his letter]
Strong Sad: Well, I gotta go. Marzipan and I have a baklava in the oven. Hoping you don't get shivved, Strong Sad.
Movie: Volume 2