W.I.T.C.H. Quotes
Uriah: Hey! How come Kurt, Clubber, and me didn’t get invited to this party of yours?
Cornelia: 'Cause I'm not inviting creeps? Oh, I'm sorry... [introducing] Creeps, Caleb. Caleb, creeps.
Caleb: Pleased to meet you. Are you related?
Cornelia: 'Cause I'm not inviting creeps? Oh, I'm sorry... [introducing] Creeps, Caleb. Caleb, creeps.
Caleb: Pleased to meet you. Are you related?
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[Referring to the map Yan Lin just gave her]
Hay Lin: But why wait until now to give me this? Is it because my powers are finally mature enough that I'm worthy?
Yan Lin: Nah, it was in the attic. I couldn't find it. Found my old tennis racquet too. Fore!
Hay Lin: But why wait until now to give me this? Is it because my powers are finally mature enough that I'm worthy?
Yan Lin: Nah, it was in the attic. I couldn't find it. Found my old tennis racquet too. Fore!
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Cornelia: Guess what the theme is!
Taranee: Uhh, "The color you turn when you're gonna throw up?"
Cornelia: Frog Party! Are you loving it!?
Lilian: It looks like someone barfed on the walls.
Taranee: Uhh, "The color you turn when you're gonna throw up?"
Cornelia: Frog Party! Are you loving it!?
Lilian: It looks like someone barfed on the walls.
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Lilian: That's my wading pool! You can't have it!
Cornelia: Quiet or I'll shave your bear!
Cornelia: Quiet or I'll shave your bear!
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Caleb: We've got to get Will something for her birthday! In Meridian, I'd give her the customary chicken skin hat. But Earth girls do like to buy this stuff that smells, in tiny bottles.
Blunk: Blunk have smelly in bottle! Gargoyle sweat!
Blunk: Blunk have smelly in bottle! Gargoyle sweat!
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Taranee: Let's stop at Irma's house. I have to use the bathroom.
Will: My place is closer.
Taranee: Yeah, but I can't use your bathroom. Because... it's... not on the ground floor! I have a rare fear of high toilets.
Will: My place is closer.
Taranee: Yeah, but I can't use your bathroom. Because... it's... not on the ground floor! I have a rare fear of high toilets.
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Cornelia: Can you believe Irma didn't want to throw you a party just because you told her not to? Give me 13 hugs, Birthday Girl!
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Martin: Hey, thanks for inviting me, sweetie-lips.
Irma: I didn't invite you, Martin. I didn't invite anyone. And don't you ever call me sweetie-lips!
Martin: I didn't want to say in front of the other guests but there were flies on your cupcakes. Don't worry, though, I pulled them off. [licking fingers] Oh. They're just raisins. I'll put them back. They're in my pocket.
Irma: I didn't invite you, Martin. I didn't invite anyone. And don't you ever call me sweetie-lips!
Martin: I didn't want to say in front of the other guests but there were flies on your cupcakes. Don't worry, though, I pulled them off. [licking fingers] Oh. They're just raisins. I'll put them back. They're in my pocket.
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Blunk: Blunk help with gift. Blunk go inside.
Caleb: No, you can't. They've got enough frogs in there as it is.
Caleb: No, you can't. They've got enough frogs in there as it is.
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Caleb: They have strange customs here. A guy is putting flies on lillie cakes.
Blunk: Sound Good!
Blunk: Sound Good!
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Elyon: [about Caleb's gift, a picture of Will in Guardian form] Look, it's Will! As a, as a kind of... fairy, or something.
Will: [to Caleb in Elyon's voice] You're so talented.
Caleb: It's carved from driftwood. The wings are dragon scales.
Will: [nervously] Ha, ha! He didn't mean real dragon scales.
Caleb: Sure I do!
Will: [to Caleb in Elyon's voice] You're so talented.
Caleb: It's carved from driftwood. The wings are dragon scales.
Will: [nervously] Ha, ha! He didn't mean real dragon scales.
Caleb: Sure I do!
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Alchemy: Hi! Remember me from the mall? Alchemy?
Elyon: Remember me too? I'm Elyon.
Caleb: Caleb, from the mall.
Elyon: Remember me too? I'm Elyon.
Caleb: Caleb, from the mall.
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Cornelia: [pulling Caleb away from Elyon and Alchemy] Back off, girls. Stick with me or they'll tear you to pieces.
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Elyon: So! Are you going to ask me to dance?
Caleb: Actually, I'm pretty good at the Mandurian Gavotte. I'll go find us a bucket.
Caleb: Actually, I'm pretty good at the Mandurian Gavotte. I'll go find us a bucket.
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Clubber: When do we do it?
Uriah: We do it when I say we do it!
Clubber: Sure thing, Uriah… Uh, when are you gonna say we do it?
Uriah: We do it when I say we do it!
Clubber: Sure thing, Uriah… Uh, when are you gonna say we do it?
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Cornelia: The world had better be in serious danger for me to leave Caleb with those girls.
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Caleb: Where are Will and Irma going?
Elyon: Pizza.
Caleb: Where's that?
Elyon: Oh, he's so cute!
Elyon: Pizza.
Caleb: Where's that?
Elyon: Oh, he's so cute!
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Elyon: [watching Caleb wistfully through the window] Wrap him up. I'll take him.
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Taranee: Maybe we should call the police.
Will: For this kind of problem we are the police.
Taranee: I was afraid you'd say that.
Will: For this kind of problem we are the police.
Taranee: I was afraid you'd say that.
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Taranee: Why don't we just take the elevator?
Will: You mean the elevator with the ding like a microwave telling him we're inside ready to eat?
Taranee: Eh, you're right. Let's fly up.
Will: You mean the elevator with the ding like a microwave telling him we're inside ready to eat?
Taranee: Eh, you're right. Let's fly up.
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Irma: My parents have been ruining my party for an hour. I hope you guys like pizza cuz there isn't gonna be anyone left in my house to eat it.
Hay Lin: You're right, they're not inside. They're outside!
Hay Lin: You're right, they're not inside. They're outside!
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Irma: Happy birthday, Pink Poopy Perky Pumpkin.
Will: You know what would be a great gift? For you to never say that again!
Irma: What's that, poopy?
Will: You know what would be a great gift? For you to never say that again!
Irma: What's that, poopy?
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Elyon: Oh man, I hate community service day! Maybe I'll stand out all night in the parking lot with a pen in my hand.
Taranee: Maybe I'll sleep in my locker.
Will: Guys, what is community service day?
Irma: Okay, tomorrow morning there is going to be a list on this board: 400 jobs, for 400 kids.
Cornelia: Out of those, maybe 10 won't totally stink.
Hay Lin: And the last kids to sign up get the most gag-a-riffic ones.
Will: It can't be that bad...
Cornelia: Oh yeah? Try monkey bar scraper at the zoo!
Taranee: Maybe I'll sleep in my locker.
Will: Guys, what is community service day?
Irma: Okay, tomorrow morning there is going to be a list on this board: 400 jobs, for 400 kids.
Cornelia: Out of those, maybe 10 won't totally stink.
Hay Lin: And the last kids to sign up get the most gag-a-riffic ones.
Will: It can't be that bad...
Cornelia: Oh yeah? Try monkey bar scraper at the zoo!
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Lilian: Mom says you've gotta play "Wobbly Wobbly Walrus" with me!
Cornelia: Beat it, shrimp. I'm going to bed early, and if you do anything to ruin my sleep, I will personally dropkick you into the wolf pit at the zoo!
Lilian: You're mean!
Cornelia: I'm not mean, wolves are mean! GO!
Cornelia: Beat it, shrimp. I'm going to bed early, and if you do anything to ruin my sleep, I will personally dropkick you into the wolf pit at the zoo!
Lilian: You're mean!
Cornelia: I'm not mean, wolves are mean! GO!
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Hay Lin: You're in a grumpy mood.
Will: You would be too if your mom was making goo-goo eyes at your history teacher.
Hay Lin: Yeah? Go Will's mom!
Will: [annoyed look]
Hay Lin: [teasingly] I hear teenagers come here to make out. Suppose your mom will come here with Collins?
Will: My life is over.
Will: You would be too if your mom was making goo-goo eyes at your history teacher.
Hay Lin: Yeah? Go Will's mom!
Will: [annoyed look]
Hay Lin: [teasingly] I hear teenagers come here to make out. Suppose your mom will come here with Collins?
Will: My life is over.
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Susan: [after seeing Will's bad grades] Okay, how's this for a formula: 2 Cs + D * by gum = no movie this weekend.
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Cornelia: You just haven’t tried broccoli the way I make it, Vance Michael.
Caleb: I didn’t know you and the poster were dating.
Cornelia: Ahh, Caleb! Sneaking up on people might be okay in Meridian, but here it’s just, like, rude!
Caleb: I don’t get why girls here fall for a picture of a guy pretending to be an elf.
Cornelia: He is not an elf. He’s a "trundleblotten." A tribe of incredibly good looking pixies who bravely battle the forces of Flendar.
Caleb: Hey, I’d like to see Vance Michael Whats-his-teeth tangle with a giant lizard. 'Cause I do that, y’know! Every day!
Caleb: I didn’t know you and the poster were dating.
Cornelia: Ahh, Caleb! Sneaking up on people might be okay in Meridian, but here it’s just, like, rude!
Caleb: I don’t get why girls here fall for a picture of a guy pretending to be an elf.
Cornelia: He is not an elf. He’s a "trundleblotten." A tribe of incredibly good looking pixies who bravely battle the forces of Flendar.
Caleb: Hey, I’d like to see Vance Michael Whats-his-teeth tangle with a giant lizard. 'Cause I do that, y’know! Every day!
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