W.I.T.C.H. Quotes
Will: So then, Alchemy tells me the police are looking for Elyon.
Cornelia: Good thing you were sent to the principal or we wouldn't know.
Hay Lin: The principal? What you do?
Will: I didn't do anything, Sammy.
Sammy: Please to meet you.
Cornelia: Wild!
Hay Lin: Yikes!
Taranee: Is it artificially intelligent?
Sammy: More like studying intelligent.
Will: Hold on! Hold on! You can actually hear him?
Cornelia: Well, duh!
Will: Duh nothing! No one else can! They just hear me freaking out at him!
Hay Lin: Weird.
Will: It gets weirder.
Cornelia: Good thing you were sent to the principal or we wouldn't know.
Hay Lin: The principal? What you do?
Will: I didn't do anything, Sammy.
Sammy: Please to meet you.
Cornelia: Wild!
Hay Lin: Yikes!
Taranee: Is it artificially intelligent?
Sammy: More like studying intelligent.
Will: Hold on! Hold on! You can actually hear him?
Cornelia: Well, duh!
Will: Duh nothing! No one else can! They just hear me freaking out at him!
Hay Lin: Weird.
Will: It gets weirder.
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Ed: Hello, Will. Welcome back.
Billy: Hi, Will. Glad to see ya!
James: Greetings, Ms. Vandom. Please would care for a snack. May I recommend the fish and fruit?
Taranee: Does everything talk?
Will: Everything with a current easier D.C., but I guess Guardians can hear them.
Hay Lin: Cool! It's like having a hundred new friends!
Ed: You forgot to bring me to school again! What if your mother needed to reach you?
Irma: More like a hundred new parents...
Billy: Hi, Will. Glad to see ya!
James: Greetings, Ms. Vandom. Please would care for a snack. May I recommend the fish and fruit?
Taranee: Does everything talk?
Will: Everything with a current easier D.C., but I guess Guardians can hear them.
Hay Lin: Cool! It's like having a hundred new friends!
Ed: You forgot to bring me to school again! What if your mother needed to reach you?
Irma: More like a hundred new parents...
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Tom: Irma, come in here, please.
Irma: Um, okay. Hi, Dad.
Tom: Irma, why didn't you tell me no one seen Elyon for months? She's one of your best friends.
Irma: Dad, she's at, uh, just on vacation! Uh, a really long vacation. Uh, scuba-diving in, uh, Bora-Bora.
Tom: Who told you that?
Irma: Um, Will.
Tom: Did she told you anything else? Have you heard from Elyon or her family? Got any postcards?
Irma: [telepathically] Why am I always the one getting interrogated? Can't you pick on Chris instead? Pick on Chris! On Chris!
Tom: We'll talk more later. Right now, I need to have a word with Chris.
Irma: [telepathically] Was that? Did I? Can I? Hey, I'm actually speechless!
Irma: Um, okay. Hi, Dad.
Tom: Irma, why didn't you tell me no one seen Elyon for months? She's one of your best friends.
Irma: Dad, she's at, uh, just on vacation! Uh, a really long vacation. Uh, scuba-diving in, uh, Bora-Bora.
Tom: Who told you that?
Irma: Um, Will.
Tom: Did she told you anything else? Have you heard from Elyon or her family? Got any postcards?
Irma: [telepathically] Why am I always the one getting interrogated? Can't you pick on Chris instead? Pick on Chris! On Chris!
Tom: We'll talk more later. Right now, I need to have a word with Chris.
Irma: [telepathically] Was that? Did I? Can I? Hey, I'm actually speechless!
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Susan: Hello? No, I'm sorry, Irma. Will's lost phone privileges for the week. That's right. Goodbye.
Sammy: If I might suggest...
Will: No! This is all your fault!
Sammy: No, please! No more talking in class! Cross my circuits!
Will: What else.
Sammy: If I might suggest...
Will: No! This is all your fault!
Sammy: No, please! No more talking in class! Cross my circuits!
Will: What else.
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Miranda: [stealing Sammy] Oh, look, Sandpit. I think we just found evidence of a crime.
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Tom: Will, these are detectives Medina and McTiennan. They like to ask you a few questions about Elyon Brown and her parents.
McTiennan: We’ve heard you know where they are.
Will: Uh, sure. Everyone does. They’re on a ski trip. In the Alps!
Medina: And who told you that?
Will: Cornelia?
Cornelia: Well, Hay Lin said the Browns are in Australia. Deep in the outback. You can’t even call them.
Hay Lin: Irma told me they’re sunbathing in Hawaii.
Irma: Bora-Bora. Definitely Bora-Bora.
Taranee: Um, could you repeat the question?
McTiennan: We’ve heard you know where they are.
Will: Uh, sure. Everyone does. They’re on a ski trip. In the Alps!
Medina: And who told you that?
Will: Cornelia?
Cornelia: Well, Hay Lin said the Browns are in Australia. Deep in the outback. You can’t even call them.
Hay Lin: Irma told me they’re sunbathing in Hawaii.
Irma: Bora-Bora. Definitely Bora-Bora.
Taranee: Um, could you repeat the question?
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Medina: Well, they're obviously hiding something.
Tom: Or maybe they don't know anything and they're just repeating rumors.
Miranda: Excuse me, are you the police?
McTiennan: Yes, and you are?
Miranda: Melinda. I wanna help you but I'm afraid.
Medina: Don't worry, you're safe with us.
Miranda: It's those five mean girls. They pretended to be Elyon's friends but they really hated her. The last time I saw Elyon, they were walking her home. They said they had a surprise for her in her basement.
Medina: I know you need to get to class but thank you for telling us this.
McTiennan: Still think it's just a rumor?
Tom: I'll talk to her but at night, see if she remembers anything else.
McTiennan: Good. We'll get a search warrant for that basement.
Tom: Or maybe they don't know anything and they're just repeating rumors.
Miranda: Excuse me, are you the police?
McTiennan: Yes, and you are?
Miranda: Melinda. I wanna help you but I'm afraid.
Medina: Don't worry, you're safe with us.
Miranda: It's those five mean girls. They pretended to be Elyon's friends but they really hated her. The last time I saw Elyon, they were walking her home. They said they had a surprise for her in her basement.
Medina: I know you need to get to class but thank you for telling us this.
McTiennan: Still think it's just a rumor?
Tom: I'll talk to her but at night, see if she remembers anything else.
McTiennan: Good. We'll get a search warrant for that basement.
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Irma: Oh, hi, Dad! I was just... Uh-oh!
Tom: "Uh-oh" is right. I know you wanted to protect your friends, Irma, but you don't have to lie to me.
Irma: I'm not lying! Come on, Dad, you're treating me like a criminal for no reason!
Tom: You want reasons? You've been acting strange for months, disappearing all the time, and after what that Melinda said...
Irma: Who's Melinda?
Tom: Never mind! You need to answer my questions now!
[A geyser of water shoots up from the kitchen sink]
Tom: Oh! Call the plumber!
Tom: "Uh-oh" is right. I know you wanted to protect your friends, Irma, but you don't have to lie to me.
Irma: I'm not lying! Come on, Dad, you're treating me like a criminal for no reason!
Tom: You want reasons? You've been acting strange for months, disappearing all the time, and after what that Melinda said...
Irma: Who's Melinda?
Tom: Never mind! You need to answer my questions now!
[A geyser of water shoots up from the kitchen sink]
Tom: Oh! Call the plumber!
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Irma: I'm so glad you're here! My dad...
Cornelia: Started giving you the third degree.
Irma: Yeah. How did you know?
Will: Taranee suddenly gone "psychic". She can tune into each of our brains and broadcast our thoughts to the rest of us.
Taranee: [telepathically] I'm my own radio station. Too bad it only works with you guys.
Irma: And too bad it wasn't working this morning. We could have used it to get our story straight and... Oh no! You didn't broadcast my crush on Andrew Hornby?
Taranee: Er, no, but you just did.
Hay Lin: Forget that! Look what I can do! [turns invisible] I'm like air. No one can see me unless I want them to. [reappears]
Irma: What's with our powers? They're way stronger! Hello, I just made an indoor pool without even trying.
Cornelia: Tell me about it. Mine have been messed up since Kandrakar.
Taranee: Kandrakar, that's it! Conservation of energy!
Irma: Er, non-brainiac definition, please?
Taranee: When we were in Kandrakar, the Council lowered the Veil. All the mystic energy that was used to maintain had to go somewhere. So, it flowed back to the Heart of Kandrakar and each of our aurameres.
Will: So that's why all of a sudden every appliances are new best friend.
Irma: And why my dad went mind-slave on me yesterday.
Cornelia: And why my powers gone all freaky.
Hay Lin: Yeah! We just thought you were losing it. [turns invisible]
Irma: My dad will be looking for me soon. We need to find out who this "Melinda" is.
Will: I met her. She's a new kid, she seems nice enough.
Hay Lin: Then, why is she trying to frame us? [reappears] Oops, sorry!
Cornelia: Started giving you the third degree.
Irma: Yeah. How did you know?
Will: Taranee suddenly gone "psychic". She can tune into each of our brains and broadcast our thoughts to the rest of us.
Taranee: [telepathically] I'm my own radio station. Too bad it only works with you guys.
Irma: And too bad it wasn't working this morning. We could have used it to get our story straight and... Oh no! You didn't broadcast my crush on Andrew Hornby?
Taranee: Er, no, but you just did.
Hay Lin: Forget that! Look what I can do! [turns invisible] I'm like air. No one can see me unless I want them to. [reappears]
Irma: What's with our powers? They're way stronger! Hello, I just made an indoor pool without even trying.
Cornelia: Tell me about it. Mine have been messed up since Kandrakar.
Taranee: Kandrakar, that's it! Conservation of energy!
Irma: Er, non-brainiac definition, please?
Taranee: When we were in Kandrakar, the Council lowered the Veil. All the mystic energy that was used to maintain had to go somewhere. So, it flowed back to the Heart of Kandrakar and each of our aurameres.
Will: So that's why all of a sudden every appliances are new best friend.
Irma: And why my dad went mind-slave on me yesterday.
Cornelia: And why my powers gone all freaky.
Hay Lin: Yeah! We just thought you were losing it. [turns invisible]
Irma: My dad will be looking for me soon. We need to find out who this "Melinda" is.
Will: I met her. She's a new kid, she seems nice enough.
Hay Lin: Then, why is she trying to frame us? [reappears] Oops, sorry!
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McTiennan: Hear that? It's hollow.
Medina: It doesn't match the other walls. It's new.
McTiennan: We need equipment to take it down.
Medina: We need to find out what those girls know.
Medina: It doesn't match the other walls. It's new.
McTiennan: We need equipment to take it down.
Medina: We need to find out what those girls know.
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McTiennan: I don't know how you did it, I don't know why you did it, I don't even know when you did it, but I know what you forgot to do when you got rid of your fake wall.
Will: Excuse me? [McTiennan drops Sammy] Huh? How did you get my calculator?
Medina: We've been into the Browns' house. We know you're hiding something.
Will: Uh, yeah, and I'm ready to confess. But, can I get some water?
McTiennan: Hey-hey-hey! Not with the bag!
Will: Excuse me? [McTiennan drops Sammy] Huh? How did you get my calculator?
Medina: We've been into the Browns' house. We know you're hiding something.
Will: Uh, yeah, and I'm ready to confess. But, can I get some water?
McTiennan: Hey-hey-hey! Not with the bag!
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Will: We have to hurry before the cops figure out I'm gone.
Taranee: Should you guys be here? My mama will be home any minute and she's a judge.
Taranee's phone: Don't worry, I got Will's ring at speed-dial.
Taranee: Is she going to be like that forever?
Taranee's phone: Hello, I got Will on line 1.
Ed: Will Vandom, you lost your phone privileges, young lady!
Will: It's an emergency, Ed. Put Sammy on.
Sammy: Will, be careful! They’re trying to frame you!
Will: Who are they?!
Sammy: A huge, moving sand ‘thing,’ and a girl, Melinda. They kidnapped me and left me for the cops to find.
Hay Lin: [gasps] That thing sounds like Sandpit!
Will: And if the new girl's with him...
Taranee: My allowance says Melinda's Miranda.
Irma: We got to stop them!
Taranee: Should you guys be here? My mama will be home any minute and she's a judge.
Taranee's phone: Don't worry, I got Will's ring at speed-dial.
Taranee: Is she going to be like that forever?
Taranee's phone: Hello, I got Will on line 1.
Ed: Will Vandom, you lost your phone privileges, young lady!
Will: It's an emergency, Ed. Put Sammy on.
Sammy: Will, be careful! They’re trying to frame you!
Will: Who are they?!
Sammy: A huge, moving sand ‘thing,’ and a girl, Melinda. They kidnapped me and left me for the cops to find.
Hay Lin: [gasps] That thing sounds like Sandpit!
Will: And if the new girl's with him...
Taranee: My allowance says Melinda's Miranda.
Irma: We got to stop them!
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Miranda: I'm so glad you're here to play. It's hard to make friends when you're the new girl. [transforms to her giant spider form and Sandpit appears] We knew you'd come! Criminals always return to the scene of their crime.
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Taranee: Uh, shouldn't we take this inside? Someone might see us, and...
Miranda: Reveal your identities and destroy your lives forever? Lovely!
Miranda: Reveal your identities and destroy your lives forever? Lovely!
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Tom: Alright, young lady, no more games! Where's Will hiding?!
Medina: Or would you rather talk about it in the station?
McTiennan: McTiennan.
Officer: Got some flames from the Browns' neighbors. Disturbance in the backyard.
McTiennan: We're on it.
Irma: But I have information!
Medina: Yeah, we'll catch it on the way.
Medina: Or would you rather talk about it in the station?
McTiennan: McTiennan.
Officer: Got some flames from the Browns' neighbors. Disturbance in the backyard.
McTiennan: We're on it.
Irma: But I have information!
Medina: Yeah, we'll catch it on the way.
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Irma: [telepathically] Nothing's happening at the Browns. Nothing's happening at the Browns. Nothing's...
McTiennan: Something's happening at the Browns.
Irma: Gas leak, maybe? Spider problem?
Tom: We'll know soon enough.
McTiennan: Something's happening at the Browns.
Irma: Gas leak, maybe? Spider problem?
Tom: We'll know soon enough.
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Tom: Irma, stay in the car.
Irma: So much for stalling. Oh, boy! I hope Will has enough time. [telepathically] We have to get to the airport. To the airport. The airport!
McTiennan: We have to get to the airport.
Medina: Just as I was thinking.
Irma: Great minds think alike.
Irma: So much for stalling. Oh, boy! I hope Will has enough time. [telepathically] We have to get to the airport. To the airport. The airport!
McTiennan: We have to get to the airport.
Medina: Just as I was thinking.
Irma: Great minds think alike.
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Cornelia: Thanks, Hay Lin.
Hay Lin: That wasn't me.
Taranee: But that means...
Cornelia: I have new powers, too!
[Cornelia traps Sandpit in the trash can and drops it on Miranda with telekinesis]
Taranee: Telekinesis! Amazing!
Miranda: Quite a victory, Guardians. You can brag about it from your prison cells!
Hay Lin: That wasn't me.
Taranee: But that means...
Cornelia: I have new powers, too!
[Cornelia traps Sandpit in the trash can and drops it on Miranda with telekinesis]
Taranee: Telekinesis! Amazing!
Miranda: Quite a victory, Guardians. You can brag about it from your prison cells!
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Tom: Uh, tell me why we needed to get to the airport?
Medina: [seeing Will] Look! It's her!
[Medina, McTiennan, and Tom chase Will]
McTiennan: That's it! You're coming with us!
Will: Do you even know what are you accusing me of?
Medina: Uh, she ran away from the hall when we try to arrest her?
McTiennan: That's right!
Elyon: Will! Irma!
Tom: Elyon?!
Medina: She's here?
Irma: Why, Elyon! Oh, you would not believe how much you've been missed!
Elyon: I'm so glad you guys came to meet me. Allow me to introduce my cousin Caleb. And my new... puppy?
Blunk: Uh, Blunk barks! Bark, bark!
Tom: Sorry, girls, this is been one huge misunderstanding.
Medina: [seeing Will] Look! It's her!
[Medina, McTiennan, and Tom chase Will]
McTiennan: That's it! You're coming with us!
Will: Do you even know what are you accusing me of?
Medina: Uh, she ran away from the hall when we try to arrest her?
McTiennan: That's right!
Elyon: Will! Irma!
Tom: Elyon?!
Medina: She's here?
Irma: Why, Elyon! Oh, you would not believe how much you've been missed!
Elyon: I'm so glad you guys came to meet me. Allow me to introduce my cousin Caleb. And my new... puppy?
Blunk: Uh, Blunk barks! Bark, bark!
Tom: Sorry, girls, this is been one huge misunderstanding.
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McTiennan: What a waste of time!
Medina: Well, look on the bright side, Mac. Elyon is missing, we found them.
Medina: Well, look on the bright side, Mac. Elyon is missing, we found them.
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Elyon: So then, I convinced Alborn and Miriadel though. I mean, the Browns, that I need to finish the school year. I'll be coming to Meridian everyday.
Caleb: So will I. I willing to make sure Elyon stays safe.
Cornelia: But won't classes be boring for the queen of the castle?
Elyon: Give me schoolbooks over sewage projects any day.
Alchemy: Elyon! You're back! I was so worried about you!
Elyon: I'm sorry, Alchemy, my trip lasts longer than I thought, but you should hear my travel stories.
Caleb: So will I. I willing to make sure Elyon stays safe.
Cornelia: But won't classes be boring for the queen of the castle?
Elyon: Give me schoolbooks over sewage projects any day.
Alchemy: Elyon! You're back! I was so worried about you!
Elyon: I'm sorry, Alchemy, my trip lasts longer than I thought, but you should hear my travel stories.
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Irma: What did I do now?! Steal the last ice cream bar?!
Tom: I guess I deserve that. I'm sorry I gave you such a hard time.
Irma: Oh, it's okay. I've been kinda weird lately. I don't know, maybe, I'm just, um, growing up.
Tom: Well, I'm offly proud of who you're growing up to be.
[Irma hugs Tom]
Tom: I guess I deserve that. I'm sorry I gave you such a hard time.
Irma: Oh, it's okay. I've been kinda weird lately. I don't know, maybe, I'm just, um, growing up.
Tom: Well, I'm offly proud of who you're growing up to be.
[Irma hugs Tom]
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Susan: I’m sorry, sir. But I received my daughter’s report card today, and her grades simply aren’t improving. I have to put her well-being first. She hasn’t adjusted to Heatherfield. I’d like to request a transfer... out of town.
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Will: Matt! Matt, over here!
Matt: Uh, thanks, but I'm gonna keep my boy, Caleb, company.
Will: Since when are they best buds?
Taranee: XY plus XY...
Matt: Uh, thanks, but I'm gonna keep my boy, Caleb, company.
Will: Since when are they best buds?
Taranee: XY plus XY...
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Will: My shoulder!
[Cedric eats Matt and Will screams to wake up. The students laugh]
Dean: Will?
Will: Well, Mr. Collins, those mongoloid words are terrifying. Burr!
Dean: We were discussing Huns.
Will: Huns? Those are terrifying.
[Cedric eats Matt and Will screams to wake up. The students laugh]
Dean: Will?
Will: Well, Mr. Collins, those mongoloid words are terrifying. Burr!
Dean: We were discussing Huns.
Will: Huns? Those are terrifying.
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Matt: So, how does Sheffield treat you?
Caleb: Is there really a 6 chair rule?
Matt: No idea what did you just said, but speaking of the Guardians...
Caleb: We weren't.
Matt: I want to be part of this whole thing. Vital excitement.
Caleb: You're not a warrior.
Matt: That's why I need you to teach me. Tell you what, you train me and I'll show you the ropes of Sheffield.
Caleb: Ropes?
Matt: For starters, I wouldn't eat that meatloaf.
[Caleb eats it and gets sick]
Caleb: Uh-oh.
Matt: We got a deal?
Caleb: Uh-huh.
Caleb: Is there really a 6 chair rule?
Matt: No idea what did you just said, but speaking of the Guardians...
Caleb: We weren't.
Matt: I want to be part of this whole thing. Vital excitement.
Caleb: You're not a warrior.
Matt: That's why I need you to teach me. Tell you what, you train me and I'll show you the ropes of Sheffield.
Caleb: Ropes?
Matt: For starters, I wouldn't eat that meatloaf.
[Caleb eats it and gets sick]
Caleb: Uh-oh.
Matt: We got a deal?
Caleb: Uh-huh.
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Caleb: See? Now try it again.
[Matt charges to attack but falls]
Matt: Ow! Sorry. It's tougher than I thought.
Caleb: He is a cunning opponent.
[Matt's cell phone rings]
Matt: Hello? Oh, hey, Will. I was just hanging. Huh? Uh, sure. Don't tell her about this. She's just freaking.
Caleb: Hello?
Will: Caleb, Blunk just arrived from Meridian.
Blunk: Nice mousie! Juicy mousie!
[Hay Lin glares at Blunk]
Caleb: Right. I'm on the way. Meridian business, sorry.
[Matt charges to attack but falls]
[Matt charges to attack but falls]
Matt: Ow! Sorry. It's tougher than I thought.
Caleb: He is a cunning opponent.
[Matt's cell phone rings]
Matt: Hello? Oh, hey, Will. I was just hanging. Huh? Uh, sure. Don't tell her about this. She's just freaking.
Caleb: Hello?
Will: Caleb, Blunk just arrived from Meridian.
Blunk: Nice mousie! Juicy mousie!
[Hay Lin glares at Blunk]
Caleb: Right. I'm on the way. Meridian business, sorry.
[Matt charges to attack but falls]
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Susan: A toast to A-s and good friends.
Taranee: Thanks, Mrs. V, but Will did all the work.
Will: Well, I couldn't have done it without Matt.
Susan: Matt?
Will: I mean, Taranee. I need to use the restroom.
Taranee: Thanks, Mrs. V, but Will did all the work.
Will: Well, I couldn't have done it without Matt.
Susan: Matt?
Will: I mean, Taranee. I need to use the restroom.
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Will: Did I do something wrong?
Matt: No, it's nothing like that. I've just been practicing. Rehearsing, I mean, with the band.
[Matt holds Will's hand and gets electrocuted]
Matt: Ow!
Will: Sorry! I've been stat icky lately.
Matt: No, it's nothing like that. I've just been practicing. Rehearsing, I mean, with the band.
[Matt holds Will's hand and gets electrocuted]
Matt: Ow!
Will: Sorry! I've been stat icky lately.
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Caleb: Ha!
Matt: I stink!
Caleb: Hey, nothing worth dueling is easy and you're really are improving. Mostly 'cause I'm a great teacher.
[Matt grabs Caleb and flips him]
Matt: You are inspiring.
Matt: I stink!
Caleb: Hey, nothing worth dueling is easy and you're really are improving. Mostly 'cause I'm a great teacher.
[Matt grabs Caleb and flips him]
Matt: You are inspiring.
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