W.I.T.C.H. Quotes
Blunk: Mouse for Blunk? Yum!
Will: Mouse is not food! Mouse is pet! You eat mouse, and you’re toast!
Blunk: Mouse with toast yummy, too.
Will: Mouse is not food! Mouse is pet! You eat mouse, and you’re toast!
Blunk: Mouse with toast yummy, too.
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Caleb: Okay, Mr. Show-Me-The-Ropes, why are Earth girls so... impossible?
[Cornelia flips her hair on Caleb]
Matt: Dude, books have been written.
Will: Matt, what are you doing here? Don't you realize how dangerous...
[Will electrifies Matt]
Matt: Okay, I get it! Matt go home!
[Cornelia flips her hair on Caleb]
Matt: Dude, books have been written.
Will: Matt, what are you doing here? Don't you realize how dangerous...
[Will electrifies Matt]
Matt: Okay, I get it! Matt go home!
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Lilian: Looking for Mr. Huggles? I let him out so he could meet Napoleon. I think they’ll be great friends.
Cornelia: You set a mouse loose... with a cat?! Don’t you watch cartoons?!
Cornelia: You set a mouse loose... with a cat?! Don’t you watch cartoons?!
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MacGruder: Young lady, what are you doing in the men's room?!
Taranee: This is the ladies' room!
MacGruder: This is not the... Oh, gosh! I'm, uh, I'm... excuse me.
[MacGruder runs and falls down, tearing his jacket on the door handle]
Taranee: This is the ladies' room!
MacGruder: This is not the... Oh, gosh! I'm, uh, I'm... excuse me.
[MacGruder runs and falls down, tearing his jacket on the door handle]
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Caleb: Okay, so this is Meridian. The Annihilators attack the farm, the forge, and the market.
Matt: You know...
Irma: Yeah, but how do we stop them?
Matt: Listen!
Hay Lin: Maybe, if we combined our powers...
[Matt grabs a cake and eats it]
Caleb: Hey, that's Elyon's Palace!
Matt: Yeah, figure I eat it before the Annihilators did. These attacks aren't random, they're on a straight line to the Palace. The Annihilators vanish when you go to Meridian and return the second you leave. They're not afraid of you, they just don't exist when you're there. I mean, magic, right?
Elyon: I can never leave Meridian again!
Matt: Make yourself a prisoner in your own kingdom?
Elyon: What else can I do?!
Matt: If you really want to end this, stay away from Meridian. Trust these guys to finish the job.
Irma: Course you have been at school for hours, so the Annihilators could be attacking the Palace right now.
Elyon: You have to stop them!
Matt: You know...
Irma: Yeah, but how do we stop them?
Matt: Listen!
Hay Lin: Maybe, if we combined our powers...
[Matt grabs a cake and eats it]
Caleb: Hey, that's Elyon's Palace!
Matt: Yeah, figure I eat it before the Annihilators did. These attacks aren't random, they're on a straight line to the Palace. The Annihilators vanish when you go to Meridian and return the second you leave. They're not afraid of you, they just don't exist when you're there. I mean, magic, right?
Elyon: I can never leave Meridian again!
Matt: Make yourself a prisoner in your own kingdom?
Elyon: What else can I do?!
Matt: If you really want to end this, stay away from Meridian. Trust these guys to finish the job.
Irma: Course you have been at school for hours, so the Annihilators could be attacking the Palace right now.
Elyon: You have to stop them!
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Cornelia: Do me a favor: take the most destructive dormouse in history.
Will: And, Elyon, you're so much better in folding than I am. With you...
Elyon: Sure, bare-handed folding, my one talent.
Irma: She didn't mean...
Elyon: I know. Just kick some Annihilator tail for me, okay?
Will: And, Elyon, you're so much better in folding than I am. With you...
Elyon: Sure, bare-handed folding, my one talent.
Irma: She didn't mean...
Elyon: I know. Just kick some Annihilator tail for me, okay?
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Blunk: Funny Matt!
Matt: Yeah, Funny Matt. Blunk, you have to take me to Elyon's palace. The Annihilators are attacking.
Blunk: Not sound very funny to Blunk.
Matt: Call me on this. High-tech Earth spyware. You can eavesdrop from 50 ft away.
Matt: Yeah, Funny Matt. Blunk, you have to take me to Elyon's palace. The Annihilators are attacking.
Blunk: Not sound very funny to Blunk.
Matt: Call me on this. High-tech Earth spyware. You can eavesdrop from 50 ft away.
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Will: [after blasting the Annihilators with lightning] Did I just...
Matt: Shoot lightning? Yeah. Explains why you're so stat icky, I guess. Wait, those Annihilators you just blasted. They didn't come back. Guys, force them together and keep them together! Let Will do the rest!
Will: Matt, I don't know if I can.
Matt: She can. Move!
Matt: Shoot lightning? Yeah. Explains why you're so stat icky, I guess. Wait, those Annihilators you just blasted. They didn't come back. Guys, force them together and keep them together! Let Will do the rest!
Will: Matt, I don't know if I can.
Matt: She can. Move!
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Cornelia: You know what? I’m so over you, half the time I don’t even remember your name... uh, Kebab!
Caleb: I’m sorry, have we met?
Caleb: I’m sorry, have we met?
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Cornelia: [after seeing herself wet] Hey, this gown is like Cheffon! Dry-clean only!
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Will: Guys, this is Mom's executive assistant, Amanda Bolland.
Amanda: Oh, a pleasure! But, Will, your mom's gone for the rest of the day.
Will: Really? Well, I'm sure she wanted us to meet her here.
Irma: [telepathically] She's coming back. She's coming back. She's coming back.
Amanda: Well, I suppose she might be coming back.
Amanda: Oh, a pleasure! But, Will, your mom's gone for the rest of the day.
Will: Really? Well, I'm sure she wanted us to meet her here.
Irma: [telepathically] She's coming back. She's coming back. She's coming back.
Amanda: Well, I suppose she might be coming back.
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Amanda: Oh, I love working for your mother. We've be lost here without her.
Will: Luck thing she's not going anywhere then!
Taranee: [telepathically] Alright, everybody, we need to split up and find hiding places.
All: [telepathically] Right!
Cornelia: Um, excuse me! Hi! Where's the ladies' room?
Amanda: It's down the hall but...
Cornelia: Thanks!
Irma: Oh, right! I have to go, too. Thanks for reminding me.
Amanda: I don't know if you should be wandering alone.
Taranee: Um, Amanda, I'm doing a report on powerful women in the workplace. Could I interview you?
Amanda: Really? Me? Powerful?
Taranee: Oh, absolutely. You exclude it.
Will: Luck thing she's not going anywhere then!
Taranee: [telepathically] Alright, everybody, we need to split up and find hiding places.
All: [telepathically] Right!
Cornelia: Um, excuse me! Hi! Where's the ladies' room?
Amanda: It's down the hall but...
Cornelia: Thanks!
Irma: Oh, right! I have to go, too. Thanks for reminding me.
Amanda: I don't know if you should be wandering alone.
Taranee: Um, Amanda, I'm doing a report on powerful women in the workplace. Could I interview you?
Amanda: Really? Me? Powerful?
Taranee: Oh, absolutely. You exclude it.
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Amanda: Mr. MacGruder says it's a question about direction and judgment but I think the key is telephone skills. Telephone skills and-and photocopying agility. Oh, and personal player. Telephone skills, photocopying agility, and personal player.
Taranee: [telepathically] Oh, I can't take much more of this. Wake up and smell the coffee.
[Taranee fires the coffee]
Amanda: Oh my! How in the world? I... I... I'll just get a sponge!
Taranee: [telepathically] Oh, I can't take much more of this. Wake up and smell the coffee.
[Taranee fires the coffee]
Amanda: Oh my! How in the world? I... I... I'll just get a sponge!
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Will: Uh, hello. You know, I think I did mixed up the days. I'll just head home.
Amanda: But your friends...
Will: Already gone. See ya!
Amanda: Hey, my interview!
Amanda: But your friends...
Will: Already gone. See ya!
Amanda: Hey, my interview!
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Cornelia: Oh, stop being such a baby! Get out there and take it like a cucumber!
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MacGruder: You won’t believe the day I’ve had. Accidents. Spills. Bathroom misunderstandings. It’s hard being the boss, Mommy.
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Susan: A slumber party? What took you all? This is just the kind of behavior I've been talking about, Will. You didn't ask permission and don't even seem sorry.
Will: Well, I am sorry. I just... everyone was so bummed about us moving that they wanted to stay over and we're already in our PJs.
Susan: Your parents know? Then, lights out. We'll discuss consequences in the morning.
Will: Well, I am sorry. I just... everyone was so bummed about us moving that they wanted to stay over and we're already in our PJs.
Susan: Your parents know? Then, lights out. We'll discuss consequences in the morning.
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Hay Lin: Air!
Irma: Water!
Cornelia: Earth!
Taranee: Fire!
Will: And, uh, lightning!
Irma: Water!
Cornelia: Earth!
Taranee: Fire!
Will: And, uh, lightning!
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Susan: Girls, you're supposed to be asleep, not keeping me awake.
Will: I'm sorry, Mom.
Taranee: Um, Ms. Vandom, can we talk to you something about you taking Will back to Fadden Hills?
Susan: Taranee, it's a family matter.
Hay Lin: But we're Will's family, too.
Irma: That's right.
Cornelia: All of us.
Will: It's true, Mom. I feel like a part of something here. Something bigger. Just me.
Hay Lin: What if we promise to help Will?
Taranee: I'll tutor her after school.
Cornelia: And I'll make sure she gets her beauty sleep.
Irma: I mean, if we all work together, can you please give Heatherfield another chance?
Will: Mom, running away to Fadden isn't the answer. I mean, it's not the place that matters, but the people. And the people are here.
Susan: When did you become so eloquent?
Will: Does that mean we can stay? Thank you so much!
[Will and Susan hug]
Susan: Of course I did put in that transfer request already.
Will: Maybe that won't be a problem.
Susan: It won't. I'll just call MacGruder and tell him to ignore it. [kisses Will on her forehead] Okay, girls, back to bed.
Will: I'm sorry, Mom.
Taranee: Um, Ms. Vandom, can we talk to you something about you taking Will back to Fadden Hills?
Susan: Taranee, it's a family matter.
Hay Lin: But we're Will's family, too.
Irma: That's right.
Cornelia: All of us.
Will: It's true, Mom. I feel like a part of something here. Something bigger. Just me.
Hay Lin: What if we promise to help Will?
Taranee: I'll tutor her after school.
Cornelia: And I'll make sure she gets her beauty sleep.
Irma: I mean, if we all work together, can you please give Heatherfield another chance?
Will: Mom, running away to Fadden isn't the answer. I mean, it's not the place that matters, but the people. And the people are here.
Susan: When did you become so eloquent?
Will: Does that mean we can stay? Thank you so much!
[Will and Susan hug]
Susan: Of course I did put in that transfer request already.
Will: Maybe that won't be a problem.
Susan: It won't. I'll just call MacGruder and tell him to ignore it. [kisses Will on her forehead] Okay, girls, back to bed.
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Taranee: Come on, Cornelia! We're just trying to cheer you up.
Cornelia: I don't need cheering up. Go away!
Irma: I'll show you my latest power. It's all about the colors.
[Cornelia comes out and Irma changes her clothes to pink]
Cornelia: You can change the color of your outfit? And still be so last season! Everyone knows black and white is the new pink.
Irma: I’m last season? Hello! It’s 76º out, and you’re wearing wool.
Cornelia: How many times do I have to tell you? It’s better to look good than feel good.
Lilian: She's just dressed warm 'cause she's going skating!
Cornelia: What?! Lilian, I am not!
Lilian: You are! You said so to that boy on the phone!
Hay Lin: You've got a date?
Will: A non-Caleb date?
Cornelia: You are so not going with me!
Cornelia: I don't need cheering up. Go away!
Irma: I'll show you my latest power. It's all about the colors.
[Cornelia comes out and Irma changes her clothes to pink]
Cornelia: You can change the color of your outfit? And still be so last season! Everyone knows black and white is the new pink.
Irma: I’m last season? Hello! It’s 76º out, and you’re wearing wool.
Cornelia: How many times do I have to tell you? It’s better to look good than feel good.
Lilian: She's just dressed warm 'cause she's going skating!
Cornelia: What?! Lilian, I am not!
Lilian: You are! You said so to that boy on the phone!
Hay Lin: You've got a date?
Will: A non-Caleb date?
Cornelia: You are so not going with me!
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Taranee: Does he go to Sheffield?
Will: Does Caleb know?
Irma: Does he have any brothers?
Hay Lin: Does he skate?
Cornelia: None of your business, children! Now, get out!
[The communicator buzzes]
Cornelia: I'll be right down!
Peter: Sure. I'll be right here.
Cornelia: Don't follow me!
Will: Does Caleb know?
Irma: Does he have any brothers?
Hay Lin: Does he skate?
Cornelia: None of your business, children! Now, get out!
[The communicator buzzes]
Cornelia: I'll be right down!
Peter: Sure. I'll be right here.
Cornelia: Don't follow me!
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Cornelia: Safe!
[Cornelia transforms to her tall self and Will, Irma, Taranee, and Hay Lin open the elevator]
Taranee: Oh, my!
Cornelia: Not safe. [covers her head]
Will: You transformed without the Heart?!
Cornelia: Not exactly transformed.
Taranee: When did you learn to do that?
Cornelia: Since Kandrakar! But...
Hay Lin: No wings?
Cornelia: I don't have Guardian powers.
Irma: Who's the guy?!
Cornelia: I don't suppose you'd stay in the elevator with your backs turn? I didn't think so.
[Cornelia transforms to her tall self and Will, Irma, Taranee, and Hay Lin open the elevator]
Taranee: Oh, my!
Cornelia: Not safe. [covers her head]
Will: You transformed without the Heart?!
Cornelia: Not exactly transformed.
Taranee: When did you learn to do that?
Cornelia: Since Kandrakar! But...
Hay Lin: No wings?
Cornelia: I don't have Guardian powers.
Irma: Who's the guy?!
Cornelia: I don't suppose you'd stay in the elevator with your backs turn? I didn't think so.
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Lilian: Hello?
Elyon: It's Elyon and Caleb.
Lilian: You just missed Cornelia and everyone. They went skating without me.
Caleb: You can really skate in the spring?
Elyon: Earth has its perks. You can bathe outside in winter if you got a hottub.
Caleb: I'm doomed!
Elyon: We'll catch up, too, at the rink.
Caleb: I can’t skate. I’ve tried. I’m a disaster! A face-first, ice-up-your-nose disaster.
Elyon: Uh, well... Earth-girls love a guy who can’t keep his feet. They do!
Lilian: [leaping in Caleb’s arms and bowling him over] Take me with you!
Elyon: See? They love it.
Elyon: It's Elyon and Caleb.
Lilian: You just missed Cornelia and everyone. They went skating without me.
Caleb: You can really skate in the spring?
Elyon: Earth has its perks. You can bathe outside in winter if you got a hottub.
Caleb: I'm doomed!
Elyon: We'll catch up, too, at the rink.
Caleb: I can’t skate. I’ve tried. I’m a disaster! A face-first, ice-up-your-nose disaster.
Elyon: Uh, well... Earth-girls love a guy who can’t keep his feet. They do!
Lilian: [leaping in Caleb’s arms and bowling him over] Take me with you!
Elyon: See? They love it.
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Hay Lin: You come with me, Lilian. You can’t skate on an empty stomach!
Lilian: Can’t skate on an empty stomach, can’t swim on a full stomach. Who makes up these rules?
Irma: What is Caleb doing here?
Elyon: I made him swallow his pride.
Irma: Boy, is he about to be full! He won’t be swimming for a year.
Lilian: Can’t skate on an empty stomach, can’t swim on a full stomach. Who makes up these rules?
Irma: What is Caleb doing here?
Elyon: I made him swallow his pride.
Irma: Boy, is he about to be full! He won’t be swimming for a year.
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Cornelia: [grabbed by Irma and Elyon] Let go of me!
Irma: Your worlds are so about to collide.
Cornelia: What are you babbling about?!
Elyon: Caleb is here.
Irma: Your worlds are so about to collide.
Cornelia: What are you babbling about?!
Elyon: Caleb is here.
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Cornelia: Oh no! He can't see me like this! [transforms back to normal]
Irma: Here, this will help. [turns Cornelia's clothes to pink] Pink is the new black and white.
Cornelia: Ugh! I'd rather get caught!
Caleb: Ow! Oh, hi. Uh, you look nice.
Cornelia: Hi. Uh, thanks.
Irma: Here, this will help. [turns Cornelia's clothes to pink] Pink is the new black and white.
Cornelia: Ugh! I'd rather get caught!
Caleb: Ow! Oh, hi. Uh, you look nice.
Cornelia: Hi. Uh, thanks.
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