W.I.T.C.H. Quotes
Tony: Well, honey, I got that second wash. You know, that Collins guy is a genius with the shammy. So, if you’re ready for that ride...
Taranee: We are so there!
[Will, Irma, Taranee, Hay Lin, and Caleb appear in Tony's car]
Tony: Uh, okay. Let's go.
Susan: Tony, they've got responsibilities!
Tony: Susan, one little ride... Lighten up!
Taranee: We are so there!
[Will, Irma, Taranee, Hay Lin, and Caleb appear in Tony's car]
Tony: Uh, okay. Let's go.
Susan: Tony, they've got responsibilities!
Tony: Susan, one little ride... Lighten up!
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Will: Stop! Sorry! Bathroom break!
Tony: All of you?!
Caleb: Working with all that water.
Tony: All of you?!
Caleb: Working with all that water.
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Hay Lin: Nerissa is Caleb's mother!?
Will and Taranee: And I thought my mom had issues!
Will and Taranee: And I thought my mom had issues!
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Caleb: Enough! What is going on?!
Julian: The Mage...
Caleb: You mean she's... there? For how long?
Julian: 18 years. But it was 17 years ago that we fell in love and had a child.
Caleb: Wait, you're saying The Mage was my mother?
Julian: No, Caleb, numbers don't lie, and neither did Nerissa. We have never defeated Phobos without her. She and I give the Rebellion nothing less than the rebel leader himself. Nerissa is your mother, Caleb.
Julian: The Mage...
Caleb: You mean she's... there? For how long?
Julian: 18 years. But it was 17 years ago that we fell in love and had a child.
Caleb: Wait, you're saying The Mage was my mother?
Julian: No, Caleb, numbers don't lie, and neither did Nerissa. We have never defeated Phobos without her. She and I give the Rebellion nothing less than the rebel leader himself. Nerissa is your mother, Caleb.
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Nerissa: I sent the others outside for the inevitable arrival of the Guardians, and so that we could share some quality time, my son.
Blunk: N-N-Nerissa be Caleb's mama?!
Blunk: N-N-Nerissa be Caleb's mama?!
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Nerissa: You must have questions.
Caleb: Just one, Mom: how do you live with yourself?
Nerissa: By making the universe a better place.
Caleb: No, seriously.
Nerissa: I'm quite serious. When Meridian was under Phobos's thumb, someone had to take charge. To unite the Meridianites and save their world.
Caleb: That was me, not you.
Nerissa: And you were created by me and entirely that purpose. Someone had to
Caleb: Just one, Mom: how do you live with yourself?
Nerissa: By making the universe a better place.
Caleb: No, seriously.
Nerissa: I'm quite serious. When Meridian was under Phobos's thumb, someone had to take charge. To unite the Meridianites and save their world.
Caleb: That was me, not you.
Nerissa: And you were created by me and entirely that purpose. Someone had to
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Julian: You won't harm our child, Nerissa! If our love could create this magnificent son, there must been some good in you... once.
Nerissa: Then, just this once, I'll let you both go, but cross me again, and there will be no mercy, no escape.
Caleb: Gee, Mom. Most kids just get grounded.
Nerissa: Then, just this once, I'll let you both go, but cross me again, and there will be no mercy, no escape.
Caleb: Gee, Mom. Most kids just get grounded.
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Will: Ha! Will Vandom wins! No contest. One question remains: will the pool evaporate before Tony Vandom finishes the race?
Tony: Hey, I'm not that slow!
Will: Oh, I know. I'm just so fast.
Tony: Your times are incredible. You know, I haven't forgotten my little girl dreamed of swimming in the Olympics.
Will: Oh, dreams still there, but right now, I'm just happy to spending some quality time alone with my dad.
Tony: Yeah, alone. Uh, see that's what I want to talk to you about.
Will: [seeing Sarina] Dad, it's okay. I know it's not your own personal private pool.
Sarina: Hi.
Tony: Uh, you're, uh, early.
Sarina: I am? But we said... never mind. I'll come back later.
Tony: No-no-no-no! Just...
Will: Um, what's going on?
Tony: I guess I, uh, lost track of time but, uh, Will, this is Sarina Sanchez. She's my friend, uh, girlfriend, fiancee. We're getting married.
Sarina: Hi, Will. I've really been looking forward to meeting the other woman in Tony's life.
Tony: Will, I... I didn't mean to blind-side you, really.
Will: No, it... it's just I have to get going.
Tony: O-Okay, we'll all get together soon, uh, right?
Will: Sure, Dad, and it was nice to meet you, too, um...
Tony: Sarina.
Will: Sarina, right.
Sarina: Will, what a lovely necklace! Is it a family heirloom?
Will: What? That? Uh, I got it from knocking over milk bottles at a fair. Yup, costume totally fake.
Sarina: Doesn’t mean it’s not precious to you?
Will: Right.
Tony: Hey, I'm not that slow!
Will: Oh, I know. I'm just so fast.
Tony: Your times are incredible. You know, I haven't forgotten my little girl dreamed of swimming in the Olympics.
Will: Oh, dreams still there, but right now, I'm just happy to spending some quality time alone with my dad.
Tony: Yeah, alone. Uh, see that's what I want to talk to you about.
Will: [seeing Sarina] Dad, it's okay. I know it's not your own personal private pool.
Sarina: Hi.
Tony: Uh, you're, uh, early.
Sarina: I am? But we said... never mind. I'll come back later.
Tony: No-no-no-no! Just...
Will: Um, what's going on?
Tony: I guess I, uh, lost track of time but, uh, Will, this is Sarina Sanchez. She's my friend, uh, girlfriend, fiancee. We're getting married.
Sarina: Hi, Will. I've really been looking forward to meeting the other woman in Tony's life.
Tony: Will, I... I didn't mean to blind-side you, really.
Will: No, it... it's just I have to get going.
Tony: O-Okay, we'll all get together soon, uh, right?
Will: Sure, Dad, and it was nice to meet you, too, um...
Tony: Sarina.
Will: Sarina, right.
Sarina: Will, what a lovely necklace! Is it a family heirloom?
Will: What? That? Uh, I got it from knocking over milk bottles at a fair. Yup, costume totally fake.
Sarina: Doesn’t mean it’s not precious to you?
Will: Right.
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Nerissa: What? How did you find me?
Kadma: Nerissa, there is no place on Zamballa where you can hide from us!
Will: And no way you can beat us. Two Hearts to one. Advantage, good guys!
Kadma: Nerissa, there is no place on Zamballa where you can hide from us!
Will: And no way you can beat us. Two Hearts to one. Advantage, good guys!
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Tony: Hold that thought, babe. Will! Hello, Will! What a surprise, Will!
Will: Yeah, Dad, smooth. Hey, can I talk to Sarina?
Sarina: Hello, Will.
Will: Hi. Look, I think maybe I was blind-sided. Dad marrying a total stranger, but all that matters is you make each other happy, right?
Tony and Sarina: Right.
Will: And that means you’re not the evil witch I thought you were. Literally!
Sarina: Thanks, I think.
Will: So, welcome to the family!
Tony: I think this is the start of something great. Sarina has a lot to offer, Will. And an extra heart caring about you can't hurt either.
Will: An extra heart? Advantage: me.
Will: Yeah, Dad, smooth. Hey, can I talk to Sarina?
Sarina: Hello, Will.
Will: Hi. Look, I think maybe I was blind-sided. Dad marrying a total stranger, but all that matters is you make each other happy, right?
Tony and Sarina: Right.
Will: And that means you’re not the evil witch I thought you were. Literally!
Sarina: Thanks, I think.
Will: So, welcome to the family!
Tony: I think this is the start of something great. Sarina has a lot to offer, Will. And an extra heart caring about you can't hurt either.
Will: An extra heart? Advantage: me.
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Will: Matt?
Shagon: You pulled me back, Will. Save me from myself. Let her go, Huggles.
Will: That's Huggles?
Shagon: Yup. Sic 'em, boy!
Shagon: You pulled me back, Will. Save me from myself. Let her go, Huggles.
Will: That's Huggles?
Shagon: Yup. Sic 'em, boy!
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Nerissa: Finally, the gang's all here and I think we earned a little power trick. Courtesy of our dear Knights of Destruction. Perhaps the Knights have earned a few more minutes to work their magic before I work mine.
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Ember: The battle is not over!
Nerissa: It is over. Time for the Knights' power to serve a higher goal. Guardians, unite!
Cornelia: Look!
Nerissa: It is over. Time for the Knights' power to serve a higher goal. Guardians, unite!
Cornelia: Look!
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Halinor: Fire!
Kadma: Earth!
Tridart: Mistress! Please!
Cassidy: Water!
Yan Lin: Air!
Kadma: Earth!
Tridart: Mistress! Please!
Cassidy: Water!
Yan Lin: Air!
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Stacey: Wanna, oh, I dunno... Carry my books?
Eric: You-you don’t have any books.
Stacey: Find me some.
Eric: I’ll find you a library!
Eric: You-you don’t have any books.
Stacey: Find me some.
Eric: I’ll find you a library!
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Nerissa: So much for the element of surprise?
Will: Lose the disguise, Stacey. We know it's you.
Nerissa: This is the real me, once, now, and forever! We are the true Guardians!
Will: Lose the disguise, Stacey. We know it's you.
Nerissa: This is the real me, once, now, and forever! We are the true Guardians!
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Nigel: Stacey, from my heart to yours.
Taranee: He’s under a spell. He’s under a spell. He’s under a spell…
Martin: [about Stacey] She’s my sugar plum cutie!
Andrew: Hey, hey! She’s nobody’s fruit, little dude!
Irma: They’re under a spell, and they’re not my boyfriends. They’re under a spell, and they’re not my boyfriends!
Cornelia: If Caleb ever looked at her like that...
Will: Ew, hello! Nerissa’s his mom!
Cornelia: Oh, right... Gag!
Taranee: He’s under a spell. He’s under a spell. He’s under a spell…
Martin: [about Stacey] She’s my sugar plum cutie!
Andrew: Hey, hey! She’s nobody’s fruit, little dude!
Irma: They’re under a spell, and they’re not my boyfriends. They’re under a spell, and they’re not my boyfriends!
Cornelia: If Caleb ever looked at her like that...
Will: Ew, hello! Nerissa’s his mom!
Cornelia: Oh, right... Gag!
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Nerissa: [mocking] Oh, Grandma! My boyfriend’s a charcoal briquette!
Hay Lin: So that's it.
Nerissa: Yes , I win you lose.
Hay Lin: No, I mean that's how you survive the drama, not by knowing everything will be all right, but by having no other choice.
Nerissa: What are yu talkin-
Hay Lin: I don't have the luxury of braking down right now , not when innocent lives are at sake!
Hay Lin: So that's it.
Nerissa: Yes , I win you lose.
Hay Lin: No, I mean that's how you survive the drama, not by knowing everything will be all right, but by having no other choice.
Nerissa: What are yu talkin-
Hay Lin: I don't have the luxury of braking down right now , not when innocent lives are at sake!
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Cornelia: Hoho... Oh no... No one messes with my sister but me! Will, send me home... now!
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