Wan pîsu: One Piece Quotes
Coby: [after Alvita asks him who's the loveliest on the sea] Why, you are, of course, Mrs. Alvita, pirate, ma'am!
Monkey D. Luffy: When was the last time you had your eyes checked?
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Coby: I wonder if I should go with him... He stands for everything I'm against, yet he makes me feel brave.
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Coby: Luffy, do you think I could join the Navy?
Monkey D. Luffy: The Navy?
Coby: Yes! It's always been my dream to serve the law, and uphold good over evil! So, do you think I can do it?
Monkey D. Luffy: Well, how should I know?
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Coby: We shouldn't worry about being able to achieve our dreams, as long as we have the desire to do it!
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Sanji: [choosing between the IQ Iron, Swamp, Orb, and String tests] So which one should we choose?
Monkey D. Luffy: How about the Orb test?
Usopp: Why that one?
Monkey D. Luffy: Orb's like a ball, right? Sounds fun!
Usopp: That's your reason?
Monkey D. Luffy: Why? Which one would you pick?
Usopp: I don't know. I guess Orb does sound the least likely to kill us... [thinks about each of the tests and envisions them all being scary]
Usopp: On second thought, they all sound scary!
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Roronoa Zoro: [upon learning that Luffy is inside a giant snake] Does he realize what a pain he is?
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Roronoa Zoro: I am always serious.
Nami: That's what makes you so stupid.
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Roronoa Zoro: There is a difference between using three swords... and using Santouryuu!
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Roronoa Zoro: Was that a bribe?
Monkey D. Luffy: Yup. [walks off]
Roronoa Zoro: Well, at least he's honest.
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Nami: [after Luffy and Zolo allow themselves to be beaten up] I still don't get why you guys didn't flatten them! I mean it's what guys do! When someone insults them or pushes them, they fight back! It's just not normal...
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Nami: [after Luffy falls down to take a nap in the middle of a road] Luffy, how can you sleep at a time like this?
Monkey D. Luffy: Because I want to, and also, because I'm tired.
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Nami: Luffy, what are you still doing here? I told you to leave. Leave! Leave! LEAVE! Don't you understand, I... I... I need your help.
Monkey D. Luffy: [gives her his hat, his most prized possession] Then let's go!
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Nami: Luffy, who, or what, in the world are you?
Monkey D. Luffy: What do you mean?
Nami: Don't you think it's kind of odd that you smashed through all those buildings and you don't have a scratch on you?
Monkey D. Luffy: Nope.
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Nami: What's that Luffy?
Monkey D. Luffy: This armor will protect me from harm!
Roronoa Zoro: AHHH! The armor broke!
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Monkey D Luffy: [in Nami's cartography room at Arlong Park] It's this room. I can't let it exist. The room she doesn't want to be in. [shouts]
Monkey D Luffy: I'll destroy it all!
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Usopp: [he last saw Luffy at the bottom of a cliff] YOU'RE ALIVE!
Monkey D. Luffy: Of course. Why wouldn't I be?
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Usopp: Protecting what we cherish most as men is the reason why we formed this pirate crew!
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Usopp: Talking's easy, but we'll need true strength for the battle. What are you guys capable of?
Roronoa Zoro: Slicing!
Monkey D Luffy: Stretching!
Nami: Thieving!
Usopp: ...Running and hiding!
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Monkey D. Luffy: [about Nami possibly being trapped on a forbidden island] Look at it this way: if he really is omnipotent he'd know he'd go rescue her. So, if he didn't want us to go he'd send her back, which mean he really *does* want us to go!
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Monkey D. Luffy: [about to be beheaded by Buggy the Clown] Hey Zolo, Sanji [smiles]
Monkey D. Luffy: Bye, guys!
Roronoa Zolo: LUFFY! [Buggy is suddenly struck by lightning and the platform they're on collapses, Luffy gets up completely unharmed]
Monkey D. Luffy: [still smiling] Wow, that sure was a close one, huh guys? [everyone stares in shock]
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Monkey D. Luffy: [after learning about a forbidden island, that all who enter are never seen again] You mean there's a place we're not suppose to go to?
Usopp: Oh no, I know that look! We are *not* going there!
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Monkey D. Luffy: [after seeing a skinny woman claiming to be Alvita] Don't you mean you're like half of her?
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Monkey D. Luffy: [after they picked the orb test] Hey! Maybe this is like one of those games!
Sanji: What games?
Monkey D. Luffy: You know! You pick the right door and you get a prize, but if you pick the wrong one...
Usopp: You waited until now to tell us this!
Monkey D. Luffy: I forgot.
Sanji: So what happens if we picked the wrong one?
Monkey D. Luffy: Let's see... we fall all the way back to the Blue Sea!
Sanji: Come on, nothing like that is going to happen!
Sanji: [they fall down a huge waterfall] I can't believe that just happened...
Usopp: I seriously thought... we we're falling all the way back to the Blue Sea...
Sanji: That's because *someone* had to make up that story to scary us!
Monkey D. Luffy: [laughing] Come on! I thought I was a goner too!
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Monkey D. Luffy: CAMPING!
Usopp: This isn't a party! We're in enemy territory! now calm down!
Monkey D. Luffy: Not a party, got it. Hey, Usopp, is a BBQ a party?
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Monkey D. Luffy: Enough running! Let's fight these Navy guys! [trips over a bunch of harpoons the Navy ships fired at them]
Monkey D. Luffy: Hey, what are these doing here?
Sanji: Ussopp thought we might be able to use them.
Monkey D. Luffy: Nah, I'll just throw them overboard. [chucks the wooden harpoons over the back of the ship, and hits the pursuing Navy ships]
Monkey D. Luffy: Now, let's fight these Navy guys! [sees the ships full of harpoons]
Monkey D. Luffy: Oh...
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