Wedding Crashers Quote
John Beckwith: Are you going to give a toast?
Claire Cleary: Yes.
John Beckwith: Nervous?
Claire Cleary: A little bit, but I think this is good.
John Beckwith: You keep it in your cleavage.
Claire Cleary: Nowhere else to put it.
John Beckwith: I never thought my sister would meet someone who cared about what other people thought as much as she did until I met Craig?!
Claire Cleary: Yes, it's funny. It's funny because it's true. People like funny.
John Beckwith: I know, but the funny because it's true bit only works if the truth is a very small thing like everyone knows Jennifer likes to shop, ha ha ha. Honestly, I think you're better off going for something from the heart.
Claire Cleary: I think people are going to love this.
John Beckwith: I think you're going to hear crickets.
Claire Cleary: No.
John Beckwith: Sounds of silence.
Claire Cleary: Uh uh. I'm sticking to it.
John Beckwith: Ok, meet me at the back of the room. I'll be the guy waiting to say I told you so.
Claire Cleary: Yes.
John Beckwith: Nervous?
Claire Cleary: A little bit, but I think this is good.
John Beckwith: You keep it in your cleavage.
Claire Cleary: Nowhere else to put it.
John Beckwith: I never thought my sister would meet someone who cared about what other people thought as much as she did until I met Craig?!
Claire Cleary: Yes, it's funny. It's funny because it's true. People like funny.
John Beckwith: I know, but the funny because it's true bit only works if the truth is a very small thing like everyone knows Jennifer likes to shop, ha ha ha. Honestly, I think you're better off going for something from the heart.
Claire Cleary: I think people are going to love this.
John Beckwith: I think you're going to hear crickets.
Claire Cleary: No.
John Beckwith: Sounds of silence.
Claire Cleary: Uh uh. I'm sticking to it.
John Beckwith: Ok, meet me at the back of the room. I'll be the guy waiting to say I told you so.
Movie: Wedding Crashers
