Weird Science Quotes
Chet: I'm gonna tell Mom and Dad everything. I'm even considering makin' up some ****!
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Garry: Where'd your parents go anyway?
Wyatt: Cincinnati. They're meeting the guy my sister wants to marry.
Garry: Chloe? Who the hell would want to marry Chloe?
Wyatt: He's studying to be a vet. [He grimaces slightly, wondering if that has anything to do with it]
Wyatt: Cincinnati. They're meeting the guy my sister wants to marry.
Garry: Chloe? Who the hell would want to marry Chloe?
Wyatt: He's studying to be a vet. [He grimaces slightly, wondering if that has anything to do with it]
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Lisa: What are you so nervous about? Everything's cool.
Garry: EVERYTHING'S COOL! Yeah yeah. My dad's gonna castrate me. And my mother almost had like cardiac arrest. My parents are not gonna let me in the house again and if they do I'm gonna be grounded till I'm about 45. But other than that everything's great. Everything's cool. In fact things can't get any better.
Garry: EVERYTHING'S COOL! Yeah yeah. My dad's gonna castrate me. And my mother almost had like cardiac arrest. My parents are not gonna let me in the house again and if they do I'm gonna be grounded till I'm about 45. But other than that everything's great. Everything's cool. In fact things can't get any better.
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Robo-Chett Double: I am the you of the future, sent back to the past to warn you of the present, which happens to be the past of my future. I mean your future, my past. I'm speaking not of your past-future, but of" our" future-future-past and, um... Ah, crap. I used to have this little chart...
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[Chet finds out that the house is a mess and his room is snowing. He blasts the door to his sister's room where Wyatt are Hilly were sleeping]
Wyatt: Hi Chet.
Chet: [Grabs Wyatt] What the hell is going on around here?
Wyatt: It was an accident Chet.
Chet: An accident? An accident? Do you realize it's snowing in my room goddammit!
Wyatt: It's weird Chet. It's really weird Chet.
Chet: It doesn't take a genius to figure that out monkey dick. Start talking little man.
Wyatt: It's a really long story Chet. Gary and I were messing around with the computer Friday night. We decided to make a woman and we did and she went crazy and she messed up the whole house.
Chet: Don't smart mouth me you wormy little ****! [Places Wyatt in a neck hold]
Hilly: Look just leave him alone!
Chet: Stay out of this bimbo! It's a family matter.
Wyatt: Look Chet. Find Lisa. She'll clear up everything. [Chet tightens his grip on Wyatt]
Wyatt: You can have my college money. And my social security, Chet. [Chet releases Wyatt]
Wyatt: Hi Chet.
Chet: [Grabs Wyatt] What the hell is going on around here?
Wyatt: It was an accident Chet.
Chet: An accident? An accident? Do you realize it's snowing in my room goddammit!
Wyatt: It's weird Chet. It's really weird Chet.
Chet: It doesn't take a genius to figure that out monkey dick. Start talking little man.
Wyatt: It's a really long story Chet. Gary and I were messing around with the computer Friday night. We decided to make a woman and we did and she went crazy and she messed up the whole house.
Chet: Don't smart mouth me you wormy little ****! [Places Wyatt in a neck hold]
Hilly: Look just leave him alone!
Chet: Stay out of this bimbo! It's a family matter.
Wyatt: Look Chet. Find Lisa. She'll clear up everything. [Chet tightens his grip on Wyatt]
Wyatt: You can have my college money. And my social security, Chet. [Chet releases Wyatt]
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[Gary and Wyatt have just returned home from a bar. Gary is very drunk but Wyatt is perfectly sober]
Chet: [to Wyatt] If he pukes, you die.
Chet: [to Wyatt] If he pukes, you die.
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[Gary and Wyatt have foiled the plans of Principal Scampi, who has been turned into an evil mastermind]
Principal Scampi: You win this round, Gary and Wyatt. But just you wait until graduation. You'll never leave the stage alive!
Gary Wallace: The joke's on you, pal! Because the way my grades are sucking, I probably won't graduate!
Principal Scampi: You win this round, Gary and Wyatt. But just you wait until graduation. You'll never leave the stage alive!
Gary Wallace: The joke's on you, pal! Because the way my grades are sucking, I probably won't graduate!
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[Lisa is possessed by a cyberdemon]
Wyatt Donnelly: Who are you?
Lisa: Me? I'm the living embodiment of all that is evil in the computer world.
Gary Wallace: You're Bill Gates?
Wyatt Donnelly: Who are you?
Lisa: Me? I'm the living embodiment of all that is evil in the computer world.
Gary Wallace: You're Bill Gates?
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