What I Like About You Quotes
Val: Oh, I can't. I want to, but I can't, okay. See, this is what I've been trying to tell you. I can't compromise. I can't go with the flow. I can't leave the DVD player running if nobody's watching it. (nervous laughter) I'm a mess! I don't even know why you would want to marry me. Oh, I was soooo happy for you when I found out we weren't married, because I thought "Yay! Vic has an out! Ha hah!" But you wouldn't go! No! I even showed you my crazy! But that didn't work either, you still wanted to marry me. You want to have six kids with me - are you insane? Can you imagine six me's running around?
Vic: Less and less.
Vic: Less and less.
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Val: Do you think I can change other things? Ooh, like um, like my pre-martial break-up fears? Or my post-marital break-up fears? Ooh, maybe I can have three kids... or maybe even four.
Vic: Uh, well, I'm thinking two of you running around is plenty.
Vic: Uh, well, I'm thinking two of you running around is plenty.
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Holly: Do you know what I like best about Monica, Rachel, Phoebe, Chandler, Joey, and Ross?
Vince: That they're friends?
Holly: Yes!
Vince: That they're friends?
Holly: Yes!
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Tina: Oh, it's my boyfriend, Officer Rubin - one of New York's hottest. Hey, sweetie!
Gary: There's something sleazy about that police guy.
Vince: Maybe it's the way he puts his neck on the line every day to protect the citizens of this great city.
Gary: There's something sleazy about that police guy.
Vince: Maybe it's the way he puts his neck on the line every day to protect the citizens of this great city.
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Vince: The second she started dating Rubin, Gary started walking around with his shirt off!
Holly: Huh? No way! How come you didn't tell me?
Vince: We weren't friends then.
Holly: Awww... I'm so glad we are now.
Vince: I know.
Holly: So, what else you got?
Holly: Huh? No way! How come you didn't tell me?
Vince: We weren't friends then.
Holly: Awww... I'm so glad we are now.
Vince: I know.
Holly: So, what else you got?
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Lauren: The only crime here is takin' a picture of me from that angle. I'm goin' to look like Nick Nolte! Now, c'mon, you're going to take it again!
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Holly: I'm sorry for ruining your night, and your night last night, and for all the nights I will ruin in the future.
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Val: V-vic, we can't. Star Wars?
Vic: Okay, honey, I know it's not how you pictured it, but nothing about our relationship is how you pictured it.
Val: Baby, it's just that you get married once, you know?
Lauren: You don't.
(Vic turns away to avoid laughing. Lauren and Tina start laughing.)
Vic: Okay, honey, I know it's not how you pictured it, but nothing about our relationship is how you pictured it.
Val: Baby, it's just that you get married once, you know?
Lauren: You don't.
(Vic turns away to avoid laughing. Lauren and Tina start laughing.)
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Val: Okay, okay... we got married by Elvis the first time, so what the hell? Why not Spock?
Tina: Spock was on Star Trek.
Tina: Spock was on Star Trek.
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Vince: I can't believe I trusted you. God, I'm so stupid!
Robin: Yeah, you are! And you know what would really make me mad? If you made out with me right now!
Vince: What?
Robin: Eh, it was worth a shot
Robin: Yeah, you are! And you know what would really make me mad? If you made out with me right now!
Vince: What?
Robin: Eh, it was worth a shot
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Lauren: (to Val, who is being pessimistic about her Star Wars-themed wedding) Stop looking for the "Dark Side," Ms Darth Vader!
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Val: I can choose to be happy, it's so simple. Oh my god, I lived my whole life - oh, no, Lauren, do you think I made Holly this way?
Lauren: Oh, no, hell no. She's the exact opposite. She acts happy when she's really sad.
Val: Well, that's sick.
Lauren: You're both totally screwed up. Hey, now that I've cured you, maybe should pay it forward and help Holly.
Lauren: Oh, no, hell no. She's the exact opposite. She acts happy when she's really sad.
Val: Well, that's sick.
Lauren: You're both totally screwed up. Hey, now that I've cured you, maybe should pay it forward and help Holly.
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Holly: Lauren, do you think you can get the SWAT guys away from the side doors?
Lauren: Oh, honey. I can get them to move away the door and buy me a Cadillac.
Lauren: Oh, honey. I can get them to move away the door and buy me a Cadillac.
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Vic: My god, you're still crying...
Gary: (crying) Nah, I'm good...
Vic: Listen, Gary, I know what you're going through, okay? But man up!
Gary: (crying) Nah, I'm good...
Vic: Listen, Gary, I know what you're going through, okay? But man up!
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Vince: Hey, what's up guys?
Gary: Vince...
Vince: Gary... we talked about this. We're going to email. We bought the video chat.
Gary: Vince...
Vince: Gary... we talked about this. We're going to email. We bought the video chat.
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Vic: So, hey, did you notice, huh? No Star Wars decorations. The guys and I worked all night so you could have your dream wedding. I know you were trying to go with the flow, baby, but I know you.
Val: Oh, you don't know me at all. What makes my dream wedding is you.
Vic: What, you mean, I could have had Yoda?
Val: Oh, you don't know me at all. What makes my dream wedding is you.
Vic: What, you mean, I could have had Yoda?
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