What I Like About You Quotes
Holly: C'mon, we only have an hour alone with Daddy if you're going to make a better second first impression!
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Holly: Did you see the impression that Vince left? Dad is only here for two days and every second is crucial!
Vince: Again, within earshot!
Vince: Again, within earshot!
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Val: Think I was born yesterday, dropout?
Holly: Well, let me tell you something drunken married lady!
Holly: Well, let me tell you something drunken married lady!
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Vic: Um, okay, well, the good news is that this is way bigger than both of your secrets.
Vince: Oh, ho ho, my cheese pants pale by comparison!
Vince: Oh, ho ho, my cheese pants pale by comparison!
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Lauren: Hi! Sorry, I'm late. I wanted to make my grand entrance for the Silver Fox.
Holly/Val/Vic: Knock yourself out/Good luck with that/As if.
Vince: Gay.
Tina: Hey guys. This place is awesome. Your dad and Toshi did a great job decorating.
Holly/Val/Vic: Yeah.../So?/Surprise, surprise...
Vince: Gay.
Holly/Val/Vic: Knock yourself out/Good luck with that/As if.
Vince: Gay.
Tina: Hey guys. This place is awesome. Your dad and Toshi did a great job decorating.
Holly/Val/Vic: Yeah.../So?/Surprise, surprise...
Vince: Gay.
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Jack: So, how 'bout that. Your dad's gay.
Holly: Well, I think it's great. It's a little shocking. All these years, I thought Mom was a woman.
Holly: Well, I think it's great. It's a little shocking. All these years, I thought Mom was a woman.
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Lauren: Okay, so, he turned gay three years ago. The wife, may she rest in peace, had no clue. But he loved her, they were soulmates.
Vic: Lauren, should you really be listening?
Lauren: No. No, I should be watching too.
Vic: Lauren, should you really be listening?
Lauren: No. No, I should be watching too.
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Jack Tyler: This is why I haven't come home the last couple of years. I was afraid that you'd hate me.
Val: Hate you?
Holly: How could we hate you? You're everything to us.
Val: Daddy, we don't care who you're in love with, as long as you're happy.
Jack: You have no idea how much that means to me.
Lauren (still eavesdropping): Why can't my daddy be gay?
Val: Hate you?
Holly: How could we hate you? You're everything to us.
Val: Daddy, we don't care who you're in love with, as long as you're happy.
Jack: You have no idea how much that means to me.
Lauren (still eavesdropping): Why can't my daddy be gay?
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Jack Tyler: Is there something you two want to tell me?
Val: Yes, Daddy, uh, there's something I've been want to get off my chest.... Holly quit college!
Holly: Val got drunk and got married!
Jack: You're married?
Val: Aaaah!
Jack: You got married?
Val: Ah, I'm sorry! It was a huge mistake! I'm getting it annulled! Please don't be disappointed in me! And again, Holly quit college!
Jack: How could you keep something like this from me? Marrying Vic, that's huge.
Val: Whoa, whoa, wait a minute. How did you know it was Vic?
Jack: Honey, I'm gay, not blind. And as for you, young lady - we'll talk about this later.
Val: Yes, Daddy, uh, there's something I've been want to get off my chest.... Holly quit college!
Holly: Val got drunk and got married!
Jack: You're married?
Val: Aaaah!
Jack: You got married?
Val: Ah, I'm sorry! It was a huge mistake! I'm getting it annulled! Please don't be disappointed in me! And again, Holly quit college!
Jack: How could you keep something like this from me? Marrying Vic, that's huge.
Val: Whoa, whoa, wait a minute. How did you know it was Vic?
Jack: Honey, I'm gay, not blind. And as for you, young lady - we'll talk about this later.
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Lauren: Girls, your new mommy and I have a great idea. We have so much to celebrate, let's go out and party.
Holly: Oh, yes, I love that idea! I work so hard every day, not like the rest of my generation, partying away their dad's money at college. Not me, Daddy.
Holly: Oh, yes, I love that idea! I work so hard every day, not like the rest of my generation, partying away their dad's money at college. Not me, Daddy.
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Gary: You know what, it's kind of fun being gay.
Tina: Oh, please, you're not cute enough to be a gay guy.
Gary: You are.
Tina: Oh, please, you're not cute enough to be a gay guy.
Gary: You are.
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Jack Tyler: Honey, don't get out of this.
Val: What?
Jack: Don't end this marriage. You're in love with him.
Val: Huh? My god, so not...
Jack: Honey, honey! Look at me, look at me, look, look, look... You're in love with him and he's in love with you. I've been watching the two of you all night.
Val: Oh, please, just 'cause you're gay, you're all intuitive?
Jack: We're a very sensitive people! It also helps that I'm your father and I know you better than anyone. Now tell me, what are you afraid of?
Val: Sharks. Bears. Leaving the house with the flat iron on.
Jack: Getting your heart broken?
Val: No. Yes.
Jack: I'll tell you what, sweetie, get over it. To be in love with someone who loves you and not go for it just because you're scared? Trust me, you're going to miss out on an awful lot.
Val: You haven't had every guy walk out on you.
Jack: Did you ever think if they didn't, you wouldn't have ended up with Vic? When it's the right guy, he won't leave.
Val: What?
Jack: Don't end this marriage. You're in love with him.
Val: Huh? My god, so not...
Jack: Honey, honey! Look at me, look at me, look, look, look... You're in love with him and he's in love with you. I've been watching the two of you all night.
Val: Oh, please, just 'cause you're gay, you're all intuitive?
Jack: We're a very sensitive people! It also helps that I'm your father and I know you better than anyone. Now tell me, what are you afraid of?
Val: Sharks. Bears. Leaving the house with the flat iron on.
Jack: Getting your heart broken?
Val: No. Yes.
Jack: I'll tell you what, sweetie, get over it. To be in love with someone who loves you and not go for it just because you're scared? Trust me, you're going to miss out on an awful lot.
Val: You haven't had every guy walk out on you.
Jack: Did you ever think if they didn't, you wouldn't have ended up with Vic? When it's the right guy, he won't leave.
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Gary: (claps) All right, listen up ladies. As you know, tonight is the premiere of our (jazz hands) Jazz Night. In an effort to bring in a finer clientele, I have created a more upscale look. So if you please... snap on these [clip-on ties] and do not spill anything on them, for they are very classy and cost me four dollars a dozen.
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Lauren: Who made you the boss of me?
Gary: Val. Val promoted me to manager.
Lauren: Ha ha, and then what happened, you woke up?! Liar! Val is like an older sister to me - why would she pick you over me?
Gary: Oh, I don't know... maybe because I'm a business major, I show up to work on time, and I don't have a huge tab under the assumed name of Ms. Bar. Mitzvah.
Lauren: Did you promote Gary over me and if so, why?
Val: Well, Ms. Mitzvah...
Gary: Val. Val promoted me to manager.
Lauren: Ha ha, and then what happened, you woke up?! Liar! Val is like an older sister to me - why would she pick you over me?
Gary: Oh, I don't know... maybe because I'm a business major, I show up to work on time, and I don't have a huge tab under the assumed name of Ms. Bar. Mitzvah.
Lauren: Did you promote Gary over me and if so, why?
Val: Well, Ms. Mitzvah...
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Lauren: Interesting. Do you compare it to hell because it's all hot and sweaty, and kinda burns?
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Holly: What is wrong with us, Val?
Val: Well, you're controlling.
Holly: And you don't know what you want.
Val: We're both not well.
Val: Well, you're controlling.
Holly: And you don't know what you want.
Val: We're both not well.
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Holly: No, no, it is not ending! They are meant to be, there's no way I'm letting her lose this one!
Tina: Is because you feel guilty about ruining her wedding last year?
Holly: Shut up! It was a good thing! If I didn't "ruin her wedding", she would never have met Vic.
Tina: The man that she's getting an annulment from?
Holly: Shut up again!
Tina: Is because you feel guilty about ruining her wedding last year?
Holly: Shut up! It was a good thing! If I didn't "ruin her wedding", she would never have met Vic.
Tina: The man that she's getting an annulment from?
Holly: Shut up again!
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Holly: We've got stuffing. We've got Vic. We've got yams. We've got Vic. We've got--
Val: (interrupts) Holly.
Holly: (rushes) We've got Vic.
Val: (interrupts) Holly.
Holly: (rushes) We've got Vic.
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Holly: What is the matter with you? Why did you let him leave?
Val: I don't know, Holly... I'm so confused. (about her mini-turkeys) I made parakeet!
Holly: Well, I am not confused. You and Vic need to be together tonight.
Val: Well, it's a little late for that.
Holly: Or is it?
Val: I don't know, Holly... I'm so confused. (about her mini-turkeys) I made parakeet!
Holly: Well, I am not confused. You and Vic need to be together tonight.
Val: Well, it's a little late for that.
Holly: Or is it?
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(At the charity auction; where firemen are being auctioned off)
Vic: Val?
Val: We're here for the kids.
Vic: Val?
Val: We're here for the kids.
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Val: I've got a hundred.
Holly: Ok, I've got a hundred. That makes two hundred. (Val looks at her) I'm not just another pretty face.
Holly: Ok, I've got a hundred. That makes two hundred. (Val looks at her) I'm not just another pretty face.
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Vic: Bianca?
Bianca: Hey, baby.
Val: Baby!
Holly: Who's calling your baby, baby?
Bianca: Hey, baby.
Val: Baby!
Holly: Who's calling your baby, baby?
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Lauren: I know that he is married. And that it is wrong. That's why I have to meet him. So I can tell him that he's married and that it's wrong.
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Lauren: Poker-man? (the man turns around) RICK!?
Rick: LAUREN!?
Lauren: You're my poker-man?
Rick: You're my--
Both: UGH!
Rick: LAUREN!?
Lauren: You're my poker-man?
Rick: You're my--
Both: UGH!
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Gary: (about Lauren) I can't believe I wasted my pearls of wisdom on that woman. MY PEARLS!
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Holly: Have you started drinking yet?
Val: No.. (Lauren walks in)
Lauren: Hi..
Holly: Start.
Val: No.. (Lauren walks in)
Lauren: Hi..
Holly: Start.
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Holly: Bianca, this is Vince.
(Vince stares her, stumbling over his words)
Vince: You're pretty.
Holly: Take her away.
(Vince stares her, stumbling over his words)
Vince: You're pretty.
Holly: Take her away.
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Holly: (about Bianca) You're supposed to be distracting her!
Vince: (pushing her away) Shhh. Bianca's talking..
Vince: (pushing her away) Shhh. Bianca's talking..
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Val: I hate that I'm so confused, and scared, and stuck, and--
(Vic kisses her)
(Vic kisses her)
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(After Holly and Vince walk in and see Val and Vic kissing)
Holly: I never thought that would happen! I mean with the way the day started out... oh... I think I've been forgiven for last year and this year! Do you realize if I didn't break up that wedding, that never would have happened!
Holly: I never thought that would happen! I mean with the way the day started out... oh... I think I've been forgiven for last year and this year! Do you realize if I didn't break up that wedding, that never would have happened!
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