Whats Up, Tiger Lily? Quotes

Cab Driver: [Phil tells him to take him to the kidnappers] Did you say kidnap?
Phil Moscowitz: Yeah, that's right.
Cab Driver: All right, but first it's time for a little sight seeing. Coming up on your right is the world-reknown factory where the broken Japanese toys are made.

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Phil Moscowitz: Meet me in the bedroom in five minutes and bring a cattle prod.

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Phil Moscowitz: Saracen pig! Spartan dog! Take this! And this! Roman cow! Russian snake! Spanish fly!Anglo-Saxon Hun!

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Suki Yaki: So, who did help me escape?
Phil Moscowitz: Don't you have any idea?
Suki Yaki: I had an idea that it was the Mormon Tabernacle Choir, but there's no motive...

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Wing Fat: This is my mother. We're very close. Isn't she sweet? And the best thing about her is: she can really take a punch. [punches her]

Movie: Whats Up, Tiger Lily?