Whose Line Is It Anyway? Quote

Colin: Hi, we'll be right back to the commerical we're interrupting in a second. But first, have we got an offer for you.
[Ryan mimics a fast food drive-thru speaker sounding like static)
Colin: Hey, Ryan. What's that?
Ryan: I'm a speaker outside a fast food restaurant! [audience laughs] Isn't it weird you can never understand them?
Colin: It is!
Ryan: One of life's little ironies.
Colin: And because of life's little ironies, we've come up with a 25 CD set: "Songs of the fast food worker."
Ryan: That's right. This CD set weighs almost a quarter pound!
[audience and Drew crack up]
Ryan: Hey, Colin.
Colin: What, Ryan?
Ryan: What do you think of when I say, "Straw hats and banjos?"
Colin: Oh, Uncle Phil!
[audience cracks up]
Ryan: Actually, I was thinking Dixieland music.
Colin: Oh, yeah.
Ryan: I don't know if your uncle Phil was a Dixie man.
Colin: Oh, until the restraining order, yeah.
[audience laughs]
Ryan: I love Dixieland music. You can't help but feel upbeat when you hear Dixieland.
Colin: Oh, my foot just goes a-tappin'.
Ryan: And one of my favorite Dixieland tunes of all time has to be, "You're My Happy Meal and I'm Your Big Mac."

TV Show: Whose Line Is It Anyway?

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