Whose Line Is It Anyway? Quotes
George McGrath:
I like the stamps, steam 'em off a letter
Soon as I got 'em, then I feel better
I put 'em in a book and I give 'em a look
And then I find that I need to cook
And it seems to me that it's always surprising
The price of my stamps keep on rising!
Uh-huh!
I like the stamps, steam 'em off a letter
Soon as I got 'em, then I feel better
I put 'em in a book and I give 'em a look
And then I find that I need to cook
And it seems to me that it's always surprising
The price of my stamps keep on rising!
Uh-huh!
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Greg Proops:
Cold illin', 'cos I dig philately
I'm at home gettin' it on with Natalie
It's okay if the stamps are thin
'Cos you know when I lick 'em they go right in
I may be white, but that's all right
'Cos I've been lickin' stamps all through the night!
Cold illin', 'cos I dig philately
I'm at home gettin' it on with Natalie
It's okay if the stamps are thin
'Cos you know when I lick 'em they go right in
I may be white, but that's all right
'Cos I've been lickin' stamps all through the night!
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Greg Proops
Heaven is a biscuit way up above
Heaven is a biscuit way up above (Josie: Tell it right, brother!)
And when Jesus comes down he's gonna squirt it with his heavenly love!
With his heavenly love!
Heaven is a biscuit way up above
Heaven is a biscuit way up above (Josie: Tell it right, brother!)
And when Jesus comes down he's gonna squirt it with his heavenly love!
With his heavenly love!
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Jim Sweeney
Every day I like to bake, bake cakes for the Lord above,
I cover that cake and all in it with never-ending love.
Decorating cakes is my life, it is it,
I'm what you call a sad and lonely git!
Baking cakes.
Every day I like to bake, bake cakes for the Lord above,
I cover that cake and all in it with never-ending love.
Decorating cakes is my life, it is it,
I'm what you call a sad and lonely git!
Baking cakes.
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Tony Slattery
(Josie: Sing your song, brother!)
I like cakes, you know I find them enticing,
I like to take my clothes and cover my body with icing!
I do it because you know, whoo, I can,
WOW! Take my body down with marzipan!
(Josie: Sing your song, brother!)
I like cakes, you know I find them enticing,
I like to take my clothes and cover my body with icing!
I do it because you know, whoo, I can,
WOW! Take my body down with marzipan!
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Josie Lawrence
(Greg: Hit it, girlfriend!)
Oh God, heavenly Lord, it makes me feel so merry,
'Cos we are all baking in the Lord's cake and the Lord he is the cherry.
Oh he'll take your sins and confiscate it
And then he will decorate it
Pretty soon you will find
He's covered you with hundreds and thousands!
Yes he's...
(Greg: Hit it, girlfriend!)
Oh God, heavenly Lord, it makes me feel so merry,
'Cos we are all baking in the Lord's cake and the Lord he is the cherry.
Oh he'll take your sins and confiscate it
And then he will decorate it
Pretty soon you will find
He's covered you with hundreds and thousands!
Yes he's...
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Josie Lawrence
My life was feeling down, I was feeling oh so low, (Mike: Testify!)
Until an angel appeared to me and taught me, how to sew.
Yes, my life was just devoid to me
Until I learned embroidery!
Oh-whoa!
My life was feeling down, I was feeling oh so low, (Mike: Testify!)
Until an angel appeared to me and taught me, how to sew.
Yes, my life was just devoid to me
Until I learned embroidery!
Oh-whoa!
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Paul Merton
(Josie: Sing your song, brother!)
I'm needling for the Lord, yes I am!
Jumpers, suits, socks and skirts, yes I am!
All sorts of knitwear I give to the Lord,
Why I'm even gonna knit me a shawl,
Oh yeah!
(Josie: Sing your song, brother!)
I'm needling for the Lord, yes I am!
Jumpers, suits, socks and skirts, yes I am!
All sorts of knitwear I give to the Lord,
Why I'm even gonna knit me a shawl,
Oh yeah!
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Julian Clary
(speaks out of time to the music)
I've got a little needle pack which travels with me where I go.
Everywhere that I go.
It's got needles, it's got cotton, it's got a little thimble, which is handy,
If you lose a button when you're out shopping or something, you can sew it back on.
I think it's a boon.
(speaks out of time to the music)
I've got a little needle pack which travels with me where I go.
Everywhere that I go.
It's got needles, it's got cotton, it's got a little thimble, which is handy,
If you lose a button when you're out shopping or something, you can sew it back on.
I think it's a boon.
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Mike McShane
I've been trying to figure out life,
Full of pain and full of strife,
I told myself "What's the needle-point?"
Is Jesus a crotchet or is he Afghan?
Oh Lord, does he have a masterplan?
Oh Jesus, give me the weave of life!
I've been trying to figure out life,
Full of pain and full of strife,
I told myself "What's the needle-point?"
Is Jesus a crotchet or is he Afghan?
Oh Lord, does he have a masterplan?
Oh Jesus, give me the weave of life!
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Josie Lawrence
Oooooooh-whhhooAAaaowwee
Oh I am so happy, and I am so glad,
'Cos I started to do carpentry, just like Jesus' dad.
I'll no more be a sinner, I'll always try to be good,
'Cos I'm a carpenter for Jesus and I got me some wood!
Oh yeah!
Oooooooh-whhhooAAaaowwee
Oh I am so happy, and I am so glad,
'Cos I started to do carpentry, just like Jesus' dad.
I'll no more be a sinner, I'll always try to be good,
'Cos I'm a carpenter for Jesus and I got me some wood!
Oh yeah!
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Denalda Williams
Hail the Lord, he won't let me fail,
'Cos he gave me a hammer and he gave me a nail!
I don't care, it's God's law,
If you get it going with a saw!
Oh yeah!
Hail the Lord, he won't let me fail,
'Cos he gave me a hammer and he gave me a nail!
I don't care, it's God's law,
If you get it going with a saw!
Oh yeah!
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Sandi Toksvig
(as a Southern baptist) Right now, people! I want you all to settle down! (Denalda: Hallelu!)
I want you all to be a woodworker for the Lord!
So what we're gonna say together, brothers and sisters,
We're gonna say "I am a piece of wood!"
Are you ready, brothers and sisters?
(as a Southern baptist) Right now, people! I want you all to settle down! (Denalda: Hallelu!)
I want you all to be a woodworker for the Lord!
So what we're gonna say together, brothers and sisters,
We're gonna say "I am a piece of wood!"
Are you ready, brothers and sisters?
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Mike McShane
Satan is a mighty oak, and I'm a beaver
I nibble away of sin all day
I'm a long-toothed furry believer!
I don't care, I don't care where I am
I dig the good God dam
I'm building God's dam
Building God's dam all day!
Building God's dam all day...
Satan is a mighty oak, and I'm a beaver
I nibble away of sin all day
I'm a long-toothed furry believer!
I don't care, I don't care where I am
I dig the good God dam
I'm building God's dam
Building God's dam all day!
Building God's dam all day...
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John Sessions
You gotta watch L.A. Law
You gotta watch L.A. Law
It's got the blandest colours
You ever saw!
(Mike: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!)
You gotta watch L.A. Law
You gotta watch L.A. Law
It's got the blandest colours
You ever saw!
(Mike: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!)
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Greg Proops
My name's Perry Mason, I never lose a case (John: Case, case, case!)
Everybody's always waiting, for Della to sit on my...
I'm in power, out on the job
I'm doin' the work of the Lord, I never lose a case!
(Mike & Mark: Yeah, yeah, yeah!)
My name's Perry Mason, I never lose a case (John: Case, case, case!)
Everybody's always waiting, for Della to sit on my...
I'm in power, out on the job
I'm doin' the work of the Lord, I never lose a case!
(Mike & Mark: Yeah, yeah, yeah!)
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Mark Cohen
Well I'm in a wad a trouble, and let me tell you so (Greg: Testify!)
I'm going to jail Lord, that's where I'm gonna go
I went out and smoked some leaf, and now I'm part of a lawyer's brief
Oh, Lord!
Well I'm in a wad a trouble, and let me tell you so (Greg: Testify!)
I'm going to jail Lord, that's where I'm gonna go
I went out and smoked some leaf, and now I'm part of a lawyer's brief
Oh, Lord!
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Mike McShane
I'm sorry Lord! What have I done?
Was I born on the wrong side of the street? I've been havin' too much fun
I thought I was a giver, not a taker
You made me the lawyer for Reverend Jim Bakker
Oh yeah! No way, yeah!
I can't win-a cos I ain't got (Mark: Sing it, brother!)
I ain't got a chance...
I'm sorry Lord! What have I done?
Was I born on the wrong side of the street? I've been havin' too much fun
I thought I was a giver, not a taker
You made me the lawyer for Reverend Jim Bakker
Oh yeah! No way, yeah!
I can't win-a cos I ain't got (Mark: Sing it, brother!)
I ain't got a chance...
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Jim Meskimen
If other hobbies leave you in the lurch
You can always break out your chisel and carve yourself a perch
That's right you can carve a marble or a granite
Just go ahead and have at it!
Ha-ha!
If other hobbies leave you in the lurch
You can always break out your chisel and carve yourself a perch
That's right you can carve a marble or a granite
Just go ahead and have at it!
Ha-ha!
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Christopher Smith
You may spend a couple hours cleaning off the sediment
From that age old fallen pediment
But once you have done it you will notice with ease
That it's one of them Grecian frieze!
You may spend a couple hours cleaning off the sediment
From that age old fallen pediment
But once you have done it you will notice with ease
That it's one of them Grecian frieze!
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Ryan Stiles
Well you know carving is lots of fun
It's cheaper to buy rocks by the ton
I like when I'm carving when I'm alone
But I find it's a lot easier when I am stoned!
Well you know carving is lots of fun
It's cheaper to buy rocks by the ton
I like when I'm carving when I'm alone
But I find it's a lot easier when I am stoned!
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Josie Lawrence
Everybody chisel your marble, chisel with ease
Chisel your marble please!
Chisel your marble, chisel it right down!
When you're sculpting you won't wear, you won't wear a frown!
Chisel your marble, that's all I can say (Christopher, Jim and Ryan(in background): Chisel your marble, chisel your marble...)
Hit the stone and hit it every day!
You can make almost anything you want,
Chisel your marble, chisel it right down!
Everybody chisel your marble, chisel with ease
Chisel your marble please!
Chisel your marble, chisel it right down!
When you're sculpting you won't wear, you won't wear a frown!
Chisel your marble, that's all I can say (Christopher, Jim and Ryan(in background): Chisel your marble, chisel your marble...)
Hit the stone and hit it every day!
You can make almost anything you want,
Chisel your marble, chisel it right down!
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Greg Proops
Out on the prairie it's real dry, we don't know why
We wait for it to rain and so we can take a dive
We put on our masks, put on our tanks and dive into the dirt
And then, when we hit our heads on a rock, damn it really hurts!
Out on the prairie it's real dry, we don't know why
We wait for it to rain and so we can take a dive
We put on our masks, put on our tanks and dive into the dirt
And then, when we hit our heads on a rock, damn it really hurts!
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