Why Me? Quotes

Bob the Turk: I warn you, do not make me do something that I would not do, unless someone made me do it because they didn't do something someone told them to do.
Gus Cardinale: Don't worry Bob, I would never do something to make someone do something to someone, because that someone didn't do something that someone wanted them to do.
Bob the Turk: I'm glad we understand each other.
Gus Cardinale: ...Me too.

Movie: Why Me?
Leon: [smelling the musty air of Ralph's apartment] Geeze, Ralph, somebody die in here?
Ralph: I don't think that's any of your business.

Movie: Why Me?