Wild Oats Quotes
Eva: You know what they say about Columbus? They he didn't know where he was going and that when he got back he didn't know where he had been.
Chandler: Oh, I know that feeling.
Chandler: Oh, I know that feeling.
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Eva: [In Spanish, subtitled in English]I'm coming, my love! Daddy lost his balls in the jungle again. Mommy is coming!
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Eva: I have listened to your bullshit for much longer than I want to listen to bullshit. I didn't teach tenth grade students for thirty five years for nothing. I could tell when they were lying even when they didn't know it!
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Eva: [Looking at her bank balance on her laptop]If the insurance people call I can say Why? Look, it's right there. I have nothing to hide. In the meantime we can sit around and enjoy watching the money. I *could* pay off Frank's hospital bills, and... er... the dishwasher is broken.
Maddie: Yeah, with five million bucks you can even replace your shower curtain.
Maddie: Yeah, with five million bucks you can even replace your shower curtain.
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Waitress: Hi! What can I get for you ladies today?
Maddie: Would you... date someone in their sixties?
Waitress: I'm sorry?
Eva: Er... French toast. That really looked good.
Maddie: Would you go out with a man in his sixties. It's a simple question. My husband just left me for someone who could be your twin.
Waitress: Oh my god. Are you Maddie Reynolds?
Maddie: Yeah.
Waitress: My friend Clarissa just moved in with your ex-husband.
Maddie: [is distraught]Oh my god.
Eva: We shall have a Spanish omelet.
Waitress: It's really awkward. I'm really sorry. She is such a *bitch*.
Maddie: I thought you said she was your friend. What does she see in him?
Waitress: He kind of... looks like Patrick Stewart. [shrugs her shoulders]
Maddie: Would you... date someone in their sixties?
Waitress: I'm sorry?
Eva: Er... French toast. That really looked good.
Maddie: Would you go out with a man in his sixties. It's a simple question. My husband just left me for someone who could be your twin.
Waitress: Oh my god. Are you Maddie Reynolds?
Maddie: Yeah.
Waitress: My friend Clarissa just moved in with your ex-husband.
Maddie: [is distraught]Oh my god.
Eva: We shall have a Spanish omelet.
Waitress: It's really awkward. I'm really sorry. She is such a *bitch*.
Maddie: I thought you said she was your friend. What does she see in him?
Waitress: He kind of... looks like Patrick Stewart. [shrugs her shoulders]
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Joyce: I'm sorry if I startled you. I just called the bank in Connecticut and talked to the manager, and he has cleared the cheque.
Maddie: What?
Eva: All of it?
Maddie: What?
Eva: All of it?
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Crystal: She is completely confused. You can't arrest her. That would... that would be like executing a retarded person.
Eva: Chrystal!
Crystal: I mean a really really sweet one.
Eva: Chrystal!
Crystal: I mean a really really sweet one.
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