Wild Oats Quote

Waitress: Hi! What can I get for you ladies today?
Maddie: Would you... date someone in their sixties?
Waitress: I'm sorry?
Eva: Er... French toast. That really looked good.
Maddie: Would you go out with a man in his sixties. It's a simple question. My husband just left me for someone who could be your twin.
Waitress: Oh my god. Are you Maddie Reynolds?
Maddie: Yeah.
Waitress: My friend Clarissa just moved in with your ex-husband.
Maddie: [is distraught]Oh my god.
Eva: We shall have a Spanish omelet.
Waitress: It's really awkward. I'm really sorry. She is such a *bitch*.
Maddie: I thought you said she was your friend. What does she see in him?
Waitress: He kind of... looks like Patrick Stewart. [shrugs her shoulders]

Movie: Wild Oats

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