Wings Quotes
Dr. Caroline Todd: I don't think I like your tone tonight, Martin.
Dr. Martin Dear: [looks in other direction] **** off.
Dr. Martin Dear: [looks in other direction] **** off.
TV Show: Wings
Dr. Guilaume Secretan: [to Sue White] Do you know what I like about you?
[pause]
Dr. Guilaume Secretan: **** all.
[leaves]
[pause]
Dr. Guilaume Secretan: **** all.
[leaves]
TV Show: Wings
Dr. Guilaume Secretan: I can do a surface dive in my pyjamas.
Dr. Macartney: That's probably very handy for a bedwetter.
Dr. Macartney: That's probably very handy for a bedwetter.
TV Show: Wings
[Boyce has taken Dr Statham to a restaurant after having bought him at the slave auction]
Dr. Alan Statham: Joanna brought me here once... to discuss hospital employment policy. Surreptitiously however, I was bringing her to climax with a breadstick.
Dr. Alan Statham: Joanna brought me here once... to discuss hospital employment policy. Surreptitiously however, I was bringing her to climax with a breadstick.
TV Show: Wings
[describing Helen and Lowell's date]
Helen: ...then he kissed my hand.
Brian Hackett: Where was your hand?
Joe Hackett: Hello!
Helen: ...then he kissed my hand.
Brian Hackett: Where was your hand?
Joe Hackett: Hello!
TV Show: Wings
[Dr Secretan comes into Sue's office with a small boy under his arm]
Sue White: What's this?
Dr. Guilaume Secretan: It's a kid. Um, what do they eat?
Sue White: Is it lost?
Dr. Guilaume Secretan: No. I borrowed it from someone because I'm trying to pull and apparently women love it.
[pause]
Dr. Guilaume Secretan: Is it doing anything for me?
Sue White: No.
Dr. Guilaume Secretan: [he puts the child down on Sue's desk] Here, you have it.
[he leaves]
Sue White: [looks at the child less than enthusiastic] Er, hello.
toddler: Hello.
Sue White: Hello. Umm... do you, do you want one of these?
[she pulls a lolly out of a drawer]
toddler: Yes, please.
[holds out a hand towards the lolly]
Sue White: [pulls the lolly away] Well, you can't have it.
Sue White: What's this?
Dr. Guilaume Secretan: It's a kid. Um, what do they eat?
Sue White: Is it lost?
Dr. Guilaume Secretan: No. I borrowed it from someone because I'm trying to pull and apparently women love it.
[pause]
Dr. Guilaume Secretan: Is it doing anything for me?
Sue White: No.
Dr. Guilaume Secretan: [he puts the child down on Sue's desk] Here, you have it.
[he leaves]
Sue White: [looks at the child less than enthusiastic] Er, hello.
toddler: Hello.
Sue White: Hello. Umm... do you, do you want one of these?
[she pulls a lolly out of a drawer]
toddler: Yes, please.
[holds out a hand towards the lolly]
Sue White: [pulls the lolly away] Well, you can't have it.
TV Show: Wings
Captain: What happen?
Mechanic: Somebody set up us the bomb.
Operator: We get signal.
Captain: What!
Operator: Main screen turn on.
Captain: It's You!
Cats: How are you, gentlemen? All your base are belong to us. You are on the way to destruction.
Captain: What you say?
Cats: You have no chance to survive make your time. Ha Ha Ha Ha ...
Captain: Take off every zig! You know what you doing. Move zig. For great justice.
Mechanic: Somebody set up us the bomb.
Operator: We get signal.
Captain: What!
Operator: Main screen turn on.
Captain: It's You!
Cats: How are you, gentlemen? All your base are belong to us. You are on the way to destruction.
Captain: What you say?
Cats: You have no chance to survive make your time. Ha Ha Ha Ha ...
Captain: Take off every zig! You know what you doing. Move zig. For great justice.
TV Show: Wings
Catherine Bloom: So you're the one who brainwashed my Trowa with your strange ideas. I won't let you off so easy next time.
Trowa Barton: That girl's tears stopped me. If you were in my shoes, you still would have done it, right? Now you should understand why I admire your strength.
Heero Yuy: I said this before. The only way to live a good life is to act on your emotions.
Trowa Barton: That girl's tears stopped me. If you were in my shoes, you still would have done it, right? Now you should understand why I admire your strength.
Heero Yuy: I said this before. The only way to live a good life is to act on your emotions.
TV Show: Wings
Dr. Alan Statham: Do you want me to report you for that earring?
Dr. Macartney: Only if I can report you for the moustache.
Dr. Alan Statham: Most females find body piercing repugnant. Luckily, I am still intact.
Dr. Macartney: Yes, even I draw the line at piercing arseholes.
[leaves]
Dr. Alan Statham: Exactly!
[realizes insult]
Dr. Angela Hunter: Banter?
Dr. Alan Statham: Yes.
Dr. Macartney: Only if I can report you for the moustache.
Dr. Alan Statham: Most females find body piercing repugnant. Luckily, I am still intact.
Dr. Macartney: Yes, even I draw the line at piercing arseholes.
[leaves]
Dr. Alan Statham: Exactly!
[realizes insult]
Dr. Angela Hunter: Banter?
Dr. Alan Statham: Yes.
TV Show: Wings
[Sue has bought Guy at the slave auction since Mac wasn't available]
Sue White: Right, now, you are my slave and I can make you do anything I want you to, Dr Secretan.
Dr. Guilaume Secretan: Yeah, within reason.
Sue White: Well, not necessarily.
[she pulls a red curly wig out of her bag]
Sue White: Right, for instance, pop this on.
Dr. Guilaume Secretan: What?
Sue White: Go on, slave, pop that on!
[Guy puts the wig on reluctantly]
Sue White: Oohh, good, just, er, you know, suck your cheeks in.
Dr. Guilaume Secretan: Why?
Sue White: Just do it! Just pretend you've got cheekbones.
Dr. Guilaume Secretan: Right, okay...
[he does as he is told]
Sue White: And say Hello, Sue.
Dr. Guilaume Secretan: Hello, Sue.
Sue White: [she moans] ...â?I'm Dr McCartney...
Dr. Guilaume Secretan: I'm Dr... ahhhhh. Oh, I'm not saying it, oh, for God's sake!
Sue White: Yeah, touch my bottom! Touch! Touch it!
[Guy grabs it reluctantly]
Sue White: Haaaahhhh, ahhoh, hihhihi...!
[she giggles girlishly]
Sue White: Well, let's buy a sofa together, Mac, shall we? Shall we? It's nice, isn't it?
Dr. Guilaume Secretan: Oh, it's great.
Sue Whi
Sue White: Right, now, you are my slave and I can make you do anything I want you to, Dr Secretan.
Dr. Guilaume Secretan: Yeah, within reason.
Sue White: Well, not necessarily.
[she pulls a red curly wig out of her bag]
Sue White: Right, for instance, pop this on.
Dr. Guilaume Secretan: What?
Sue White: Go on, slave, pop that on!
[Guy puts the wig on reluctantly]
Sue White: Oohh, good, just, er, you know, suck your cheeks in.
Dr. Guilaume Secretan: Why?
Sue White: Just do it! Just pretend you've got cheekbones.
Dr. Guilaume Secretan: Right, okay...
[he does as he is told]
Sue White: And say Hello, Sue.
Dr. Guilaume Secretan: Hello, Sue.
Sue White: [she moans] ...â?I'm Dr McCartney...
Dr. Guilaume Secretan: I'm Dr... ahhhhh. Oh, I'm not saying it, oh, for God's sake!
Sue White: Yeah, touch my bottom! Touch! Touch it!
[Guy grabs it reluctantly]
Sue White: Haaaahhhh, ahhoh, hihhihi...!
[she giggles girlishly]
Sue White: Well, let's buy a sofa together, Mac, shall we? Shall we? It's nice, isn't it?
Dr. Guilaume Secretan: Oh, it's great.
Sue Whi
TV Show: Wings
[the President's daughter chafes at her Secret Service protection]
President Josiah Bartlet: My getting killed would be bad enough, but that is not the nightmare scenario. The nightmare scenario, sweetheart, is you getting kidnapped. You go out to a bar or a party in some club and you get up and you go to the restroom and somebody comes from behind and puts his hand across your mouth and drags you out the back door. You're so petrified you don't even notice the bodies of a few Secret Service agents laying on the ground with bullet holes in their heads. Then you're driven away in the car. It's a big party with lots of noise and lots of people coming and going, and it's a half hour before someone says: Hey, where's Zoey? It's another fifteen minutes before the first phone call. It's another hour and a half before anyone even THINKS to shut down all the airports. Now we're off to the races. You're tied to a chair in a cargo shack somewhere in the middle of Uganda and I am told that I have 72 hours to get Israel to free 460 imprisoned terrorists. So I'm on the phone pleading with Binyamin and he's saying: I'm sorry, Mr. President, but Israel simply does not negotiate with terrorists, period, it's the only way we can survive. So now we got a new problem because this country no longer has a Commander-in-chief, but a father going out of his mind because his little girl is in a shack somewhere in the middle of Uganda with a gun to her head. Do you get it?
Zoey Bartlet: Yes.
President Josiah Bartlet: My getting killed would be bad enough, but that is not the nightmare scenario. The nightmare scenario, sweetheart, is you getting kidnapped. You go out to a bar or a party in some club and you get up and you go to the restroom and somebody comes from behind and puts his hand across your mouth and drags you out the back door. You're so petrified you don't even notice the bodies of a few Secret Service agents laying on the ground with bullet holes in their heads. Then you're driven away in the car. It's a big party with lots of noise and lots of people coming and going, and it's a half hour before someone says: Hey, where's Zoey? It's another fifteen minutes before the first phone call. It's another hour and a half before anyone even THINKS to shut down all the airports. Now we're off to the races. You're tied to a chair in a cargo shack somewhere in the middle of Uganda and I am told that I have 72 hours to get Israel to free 460 imprisoned terrorists. So I'm on the phone pleading with Binyamin and he's saying: I'm sorry, Mr. President, but Israel simply does not negotiate with terrorists, period, it's the only way we can survive. So now we got a new problem because this country no longer has a Commander-in-chief, but a father going out of his mind because his little girl is in a shack somewhere in the middle of Uganda with a gun to her head. Do you get it?
Zoey Bartlet: Yes.
TV Show: Wings
Bonnie Lee: They must love it. Flying, I mean.
Sparks, radioman: Why do you think they come down to this kind of a place?
Bonnie Lee: It's like being in love with a buzz saw.
Sparks, radioman: Not much future in it.
Bonnie Lee: What is there about it that gets them?
Sparks, radioman: I'm not a flier myself. Hey, you'd better ask the Kid. Miss Lee. Mr. Dabb.
Bonnie Lee: How'd you do?
Sparks, radioman: She wants to know why you like flying.
Kid Dabb: I've been in it 22 years, Miss Lee. I couldn't give you an answer that would make any sense. What's so funny about that?
Bonnie Lee: That's what my dad used to say.
Kid Dabb: Flier?
Bonnie Lee: No, trapeze. High stuff. He wouldn't use a net.
Sparks, radioman: Not much future in that, either.
Bonnie Lee: Yes. We found that out.
Sparks, radioman: Why do you think they come down to this kind of a place?
Bonnie Lee: It's like being in love with a buzz saw.
Sparks, radioman: Not much future in it.
Bonnie Lee: What is there about it that gets them?
Sparks, radioman: I'm not a flier myself. Hey, you'd better ask the Kid. Miss Lee. Mr. Dabb.
Bonnie Lee: How'd you do?
Sparks, radioman: She wants to know why you like flying.
Kid Dabb: I've been in it 22 years, Miss Lee. I couldn't give you an answer that would make any sense. What's so funny about that?
Bonnie Lee: That's what my dad used to say.
Kid Dabb: Flier?
Bonnie Lee: No, trapeze. High stuff. He wouldn't use a net.
Sparks, radioman: Not much future in that, either.
Bonnie Lee: Yes. We found that out.
TV Show: Wings
Bonnie Lee: What was she like, anyway?
Geoff Carter: Who?
Bonnie Lee: That girl that made you act the way you do.
Geoff Carter: A whole lot like you. Just as nice, almost as smart.
Bonnie Lee: Chorus girl?
Geoff Carter: Only by temperament.
Geoff Carter: Who?
Bonnie Lee: That girl that made you act the way you do.
Geoff Carter: A whole lot like you. Just as nice, almost as smart.
Bonnie Lee: Chorus girl?
Geoff Carter: Only by temperament.
TV Show: Wings
Brian Hackett: Listen, We are throwing a suprise engagement party for Joe and Helen and um your all invited.
Casey Chappel Davenport: Its at the Harbor House tonight, we'll meet you in the lobby at 7: 30
Roy Biggins: Well, its a little last minute but its a party and who am I to pass up a big sandwich. How many feet you go for, eight feet?
Lowell Mather: No, this is Joe and Helen, its gotta be the ten footer!
Brian Hackett: Brace yourself guys... um... were not having a big sandwich.
Lowell Mather: Excuse me um almost sounded like you said there'd be no big sandwich.
Fay Schlob Dumbly DeVay Cochran: Everyone loves the big sandwich.
Roy Biggins: A party with out a big sandwich? it it it it its just not done.
Casey Chappel Davenport: All right! Enough about the big sandwich. I am sure you will all be more than pleased with the food especially after you've tasted the marvelous poached Salmon.
Lowell Mather: How many feet did you get?
Casey Chappel Davenport: It doesn't come by the foot.
Lowell Mather: Then how do you know when your full?
Casey Chappel Davenport: I gotta get off this Island
[leaves quickly]
Casey Chappel Davenport: Its at the Harbor House tonight, we'll meet you in the lobby at 7: 30
Roy Biggins: Well, its a little last minute but its a party and who am I to pass up a big sandwich. How many feet you go for, eight feet?
Lowell Mather: No, this is Joe and Helen, its gotta be the ten footer!
Brian Hackett: Brace yourself guys... um... were not having a big sandwich.
Lowell Mather: Excuse me um almost sounded like you said there'd be no big sandwich.
Fay Schlob Dumbly DeVay Cochran: Everyone loves the big sandwich.
Roy Biggins: A party with out a big sandwich? it it it it its just not done.
Casey Chappel Davenport: All right! Enough about the big sandwich. I am sure you will all be more than pleased with the food especially after you've tasted the marvelous poached Salmon.
Lowell Mather: How many feet did you get?
Casey Chappel Davenport: It doesn't come by the foot.
Lowell Mather: Then how do you know when your full?
Casey Chappel Davenport: I gotta get off this Island
[leaves quickly]
TV Show: Wings
Dr. Guilaume Secretan: Oh, what are you scared about Marty?
Dr. Martin Dear: Oh, er, well, er, failing my exams again and everyone I know realising what a loser I am and always will be, and losing any self-esteem that I ever had, and hating myself and being myself for the rest of my life.
Dr. Guilaume Secretan: Fair enough.
Dr. Martin Dear: Still, I suppose everyone feels like that about exams, don't they?
Dr. Guilaume Secretan: Er, no. Not me.
Dr. Martin Dear: Why not?
Dr. Guilaume Secretan: Ooh, let me see. Is it because exams are easy peasy lemon squeezy or I'm brilliant? It's both! See, the Secretans have never been a home to self-doubt, I have no idea what you're feeling.
Dr. Martin Dear: Well, it's bloody horrible.
[Martin puts on his doctor's coat. A tiger tail is pinned to the back. Guy notices]
Dr. Guilaume Secretan: Erm, Martin.
Dr. Martin Dear: What?
Dr. Guilaume Secretan: Nothing.
Dr. Martin Dear: Oh, er, well, er, failing my exams again and everyone I know realising what a loser I am and always will be, and losing any self-esteem that I ever had, and hating myself and being myself for the rest of my life.
Dr. Guilaume Secretan: Fair enough.
Dr. Martin Dear: Still, I suppose everyone feels like that about exams, don't they?
Dr. Guilaume Secretan: Er, no. Not me.
Dr. Martin Dear: Why not?
Dr. Guilaume Secretan: Ooh, let me see. Is it because exams are easy peasy lemon squeezy or I'm brilliant? It's both! See, the Secretans have never been a home to self-doubt, I have no idea what you're feeling.
Dr. Martin Dear: Well, it's bloody horrible.
[Martin puts on his doctor's coat. A tiger tail is pinned to the back. Guy notices]
Dr. Guilaume Secretan: Erm, Martin.
Dr. Martin Dear: What?
Dr. Guilaume Secretan: Nothing.
TV Show: Wings
Dr. Guilaume Secretan: That's how I remembered your name when I first met you.
Dr. Macartney: What?
Dr. Guilaume Secretan: Massively annoying chap.
Dr. Macartney: Massively annoying chap?
Dr. Guilaume Secretan: Yeah. Mac. I was going to say Massively Annoying...
[scene cuts]
Dr. Macartney: What?
Dr. Guilaume Secretan: Massively annoying chap.
Dr. Macartney: Massively annoying chap?
Dr. Guilaume Secretan: Yeah. Mac. I was going to say Massively Annoying...
[scene cuts]
TV Show: Wings
Dr. Macartney: [bangs Guy's head against lockers] Say it!
Dr. Guilaume Secretan: Je suis desole...
Dr. Macartney: [bangs Guy's head] In English!
Dr. Guilaume Secretan: Martin I'm s... I'm s... I'm s... sorry I told you you'd passed your exams when you hadn't.
[Martin pulls Guy's lip]
Dr. Macartney: Now hug.
Dr. Guilaume Secretan, Dr. Martin Dear: What?
Dr. Macartney: I said hug.
[there is no reaction]
Dr. Macartney: ****ING HUG!
[Guy and Martin hug very awkwardly but break apart when Mac walks away. He turns back]
Dr. Macartney: I said hug!
Dr. Guilaume Secretan: Je suis desole...
Dr. Macartney: [bangs Guy's head] In English!
Dr. Guilaume Secretan: Martin I'm s... I'm s... I'm s... sorry I told you you'd passed your exams when you hadn't.
[Martin pulls Guy's lip]
Dr. Macartney: Now hug.
Dr. Guilaume Secretan, Dr. Martin Dear: What?
Dr. Macartney: I said hug.
[there is no reaction]
Dr. Macartney: ****ING HUG!
[Guy and Martin hug very awkwardly but break apart when Mac walks away. He turns back]
Dr. Macartney: I said hug!
TV Show: Wings
Dr. Macartney: Join me again next week on this episode of Let's make no ****ing sense when I will be waxing an owl.
TV Show: Wings
Dr. Macartney: The smell of her perfume mingling with her skin, her bodily fluids, her shampoo... which all come together to make...
Dr. Guilaume Secretan: A dirty minging woman, trust the bloody French to make it sound romantic.
Dr. Guilaume Secretan: A dirty minging woman, trust the bloody French to make it sound romantic.
TV Show: Wings
Duo Maxwell: If you're joking that's just cruel, but if you're being sarcastic, that's even worse.
TV Show: Wings
Duo: Man, this time, try to use your head.
Heero: Same with you.
Duo: [taken aback] Huh?
Heero: Same with you.
Duo: [taken aback] Huh?
TV Show: Wings
Geoff Carter: Did you ever hear of the word trust?
Judith 'Judy' MacPherson: I did once, but I forgot it.
Judith 'Judy' MacPherson: I did once, but I forgot it.
TV Show: Wings
Heero Yuy: [Heero is walking, stops beside Relena] I'll kill you...
[continues walking]
[continues walking]
TV Show: Wings
Heero: What's going on, Wufei?
Chang Wufei: Are you guys doing the right thing?
Heero: What?
Chang Wufei: I'm asking if you guys are doing the right thing!
Heero: [grunts]
Heero: Wufei, press the detination switch!
Heero: [after striking and immobilizing Heero's mobile suit, Heero steps out of the suit and looking at Wufei, he says] I'll say it again, press the button.
Chang Wufei: Are you guys doing the right thing?
Heero: What?
Chang Wufei: I'm asking if you guys are doing the right thing!
Heero: [grunts]
Heero: Wufei, press the detination switch!
Heero: [after striking and immobilizing Heero's mobile suit, Heero steps out of the suit and looking at Wufei, he says] I'll say it again, press the button.
TV Show: Wings
Hobbes: Welcome aboard old friend. You're looking fine, and fit. Does this war agree with you?
Blair: Yeah, like a pair of busted wing-flaps!
Blair: Yeah, like a pair of busted wing-flaps!
TV Show: Wings
John Hoynes: What do you need?
Danny Concannon: The Cabinet meeting.
John Hoynes: What about it?
Danny Concannon: Anything you want to talk about?
John Hoynes: Anything I want to talk about?
Danny Concannon: Yes, sir.
John Hoynes: Well, you know, now that you mention it, I've been having this recurring dream about killing you.
Danny Concannon: The Cabinet meeting.
John Hoynes: What about it?
Danny Concannon: Anything you want to talk about?
John Hoynes: Anything I want to talk about?
Danny Concannon: Yes, sir.
John Hoynes: Well, you know, now that you mention it, I've been having this recurring dream about killing you.
TV Show: Wings