Wizards of Waverly Place Quotes
Alex: What happened to your faces? Applied your makeup with a hammer?
Gigi: (laughs with her friends)
Gigi: (laughs with her friends)
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Harper: You didn't come for the tea. You came to protect me.
Alex: I'll always be there to protect you.
Alex: I'll always be there to protect you.
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Alex: (finding a truth spell) Truth spell. Truth spell. (reads and casts a spell) Some are evil, some are kind, now all must speak their mind.
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Alex: Oh, this is going better than I thought. Hey everybody! I'm a wizard!
Everyone: Huh?
Everyone: Huh?
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Justin: C'mon guys, hurry! We've got to go check on Dragon!
Max: Why? If anyone messes with him, he'll just breathe fire.
Alex: (Annoyed) That's what we're worried about.
Max: What? I thought we just didn't want him to take leaks in the house.
Justin: C'mon, Dragon, let's go up to my room.
Theresa: Wait, Justin.
Alex: What's going on?
Theresa: Those flyers you put up worked. Dragon's rightful owner came and picked him up.
Alex: His owner?
Theresa: I'm sorry, honey.
Max: Why? If anyone messes with him, he'll just breathe fire.
Alex: (Annoyed) That's what we're worried about.
Max: What? I thought we just didn't want him to take leaks in the house.
Justin: C'mon, Dragon, let's go up to my room.
Theresa: Wait, Justin.
Alex: What's going on?
Theresa: Those flyers you put up worked. Dragon's rightful owner came and picked him up.
Alex: His owner?
Theresa: I'm sorry, honey.
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Frankie: You lost your found dog? Why don't you rest your head on Frankie's shoulder and tell him ALL about it?
Alex: I would, but I don't have time for you to get a ladder.
Alex: I would, but I don't have time for you to get a ladder.
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Frankie: The guy came out with the dog and bought this. A program for the Hudson Dog Show.
Alex: The Hudson Dog Show? When is it?
Frankie: Why dontcha buy a copy and find out?
Alex: I have to buy it?
Frankie: Would I come into your restaurant, lick a sandwich and leave? ZINGER! That'll be $8.00 please.
Alex: Ugh, okay.... ( reads the program) IT'S TODAY! I'd like to return this for a refund. ( takes money back) ZINGERR!
Alex: The Hudson Dog Show? When is it?
Frankie: Why dontcha buy a copy and find out?
Alex: I have to buy it?
Frankie: Would I come into your restaurant, lick a sandwich and leave? ZINGER! That'll be $8.00 please.
Alex: Ugh, okay.... ( reads the program) IT'S TODAY! I'd like to return this for a refund. ( takes money back) ZINGERR!
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Theresa: Oh Maxy, promise you'll never grow up and leave me!
Max: But I'm supposed to be taking out the trash.
Theresa: Oh, no. Your daddy will take out the trash.
Max: But I'm supposed to be taking out the trash.
Theresa: Oh, no. Your daddy will take out the trash.
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Jerry: Alex, lets give it a try. Now, lets say you havent eaten for days and You're in desperate need for a sandwich. What do you do?
Alex: I walk over to the sandwich shop and have Mom make me a sandwich.
Jerry: Okay, yes, but Mom's not here.
Justin: Wheres Mom?
Jerry: It's not important where she is, umm, she's gone, she left the country.
Justin: She left the country? Why, is she ok?
Jerry: Yes, she's fine.
Alex: Well if she's fine, I don't see why she can't make me a sandwich.
Alex: I walk over to the sandwich shop and have Mom make me a sandwich.
Jerry: Okay, yes, but Mom's not here.
Justin: Wheres Mom?
Jerry: It's not important where she is, umm, she's gone, she left the country.
Justin: She left the country? Why, is she ok?
Jerry: Yes, she's fine.
Alex: Well if she's fine, I don't see why she can't make me a sandwich.
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Jerry: Max, try this.
Max: Satisfy my empty belly, make me a peanut butter and jelly. [Max turns into a PBJ sandwich]
Jerry: You see that? A make-em-up spell will always take you literally. [Justin is about to eat the sandwich] Ah! [Justin stops but then starts to peel the sandwhich apart only to close it and throw it down on the couch] Gee-yah!
Alex: Cool, let me try. Although I love such tasty snacks, I'd rather have my brother Max. [Max turns back into a human]
Max: [To Justin] Hey, thanks for not eating me.
Jerry: Thank you, Alex, you're a natural.
Alex: Thanks, that wasn't even true!
Max: Satisfy my empty belly, make me a peanut butter and jelly. [Max turns into a PBJ sandwich]
Jerry: You see that? A make-em-up spell will always take you literally. [Justin is about to eat the sandwich] Ah! [Justin stops but then starts to peel the sandwhich apart only to close it and throw it down on the couch] Gee-yah!
Alex: Cool, let me try. Although I love such tasty snacks, I'd rather have my brother Max. [Max turns back into a human]
Max: [To Justin] Hey, thanks for not eating me.
Jerry: Thank you, Alex, you're a natural.
Alex: Thanks, that wasn't even true!
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Jerry: Ok Max, now that your full powers are here. its time for the hat.
Alex: Oh not the hat!
Max: What hat?
Alex: Dad that hats so ugly!
Max: What hat?!?!
Theresa: I cant believe my Maxito is ready for the hat!
Max: Somebody tell me about the hat already!
Alex: Oh not the hat!
Max: What hat?
Alex: Dad that hats so ugly!
Max: What hat?!?!
Theresa: I cant believe my Maxito is ready for the hat!
Max: Somebody tell me about the hat already!
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Justin: Oh, so its like giving a burgler your money so it doen't steal it!
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Max: I know a Jeannie. Jeannie Kowalski. Jeannie's dont like it when you flick them in the ear. Thats lesson number one.
Jerry: No, lesson number one is leave that girl alone. Shes bigger than you.
Jerry: No, lesson number one is leave that girl alone. Shes bigger than you.
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Alex: Max, how would you get a genie to come back to her lamp?
Max: I know, orange soda.
Alex: What?
Max: If someone poured orange soda in my room i'd be really mad.
Theresa: You spilled orange soda in your room again didn't you? What did we say about taking it up there?
Max: See shes really mad and going to my room.
Max: I know, orange soda.
Alex: What?
Max: If someone poured orange soda in my room i'd be really mad.
Theresa: You spilled orange soda in your room again didn't you? What did we say about taking it up there?
Max: See shes really mad and going to my room.
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Alex: (sees Justin in wizard's clothing) You know, you remind me of someone…Terry something? Umm…Barry something? Larry something? Oh, never mind.
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Jerry: (Alex admits she used the portal key, stammering) AHH! THE...PORTAL...G...G...[SCREAMS]
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Theresa: Okay, and on the way we can pick up your new wizard's robes!
Justin: Oh, no, Mom. They do just black bathrobes now. Wizard's robes are too formal for these casual times.
Justin: Oh, no, Mom. They do just black bathrobes now. Wizard's robes are too formal for these casual times.
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Hugh Normous: [during 12 ball semi-finals] He did it! He hit the tattler!
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Salad Girl: That's what the hot dog guy in Washington Square Park said.
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Max: Get your Bronxstrami. Central Park sandwich. Right here at the Sub station!
Jerry: Hey, it's working.
Salad Girl: Salads make you perky. Sandwiches make you sleepy.
Max: Salads are un-American!!
Jerry: Hey, it's working.
Salad Girl: Salads make you perky. Sandwiches make you sleepy.
Max: Salads are un-American!!
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Dr Evilini: Did my messenger fish just tell you my evil plan?
Alex: No.
Messenger Fish: All right, this time pay attention, 'Dear Mamma, you'd be proud to know that after the twelve ball tournament reveals the best young wizard I will drain [Alex puts hand over the messenger fish's mouth]
Alex: Ok, maybe he did tell me.
Alex: No.
Messenger Fish: All right, this time pay attention, 'Dear Mamma, you'd be proud to know that after the twelve ball tournament reveals the best young wizard I will drain [Alex puts hand over the messenger fish's mouth]
Alex: Ok, maybe he did tell me.
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Alex: Oh, come on, she isn't that cute!
Justin: Yes, she is!
Alex: No, she isn't!
Justin: Uh huh.
Justin: Yes, she is!
Alex: No, she isn't!
Justin: Uh huh.
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