Wizards of Waverly Place Quotes
Justin: Couldn't we just wait for the elevator to come back up?
Max: Justin, even I know that's a bad idea!
Max: Justin, even I know that's a bad idea!
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Ronald: And Professor Crumbs, I'm firing you! And just to prove that I am evil, I'll take that beard.
Professor Crumbs: (takes off his beard and gives it to Ronald)
Alex: (shocked and covers her mouth)
Justin: (shocked and takes off his glasses)
Professor Crumbs: (takes off his beard and gives it to Ronald)
Alex: (shocked and covers her mouth)
Justin: (shocked and takes off his glasses)
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Jerry: "Popcon's in town!
Justin: "Popcon's in town!!"
Theresa: "Popcon's in town!?"
Max: "Popcorn's in town!!? That doesn't make any sense...why am I so excited?"
Justin: "Popcon's in town!!"
Theresa: "Popcon's in town!?"
Max: "Popcorn's in town!!? That doesn't make any sense...why am I so excited?"
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Alex: We can call it...a parade balloon! [Loudly] Hey everyone! I'm just looking at that realistic looking parade balloon!
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Harper: Then why did you yell at that guy playing in front of your restaurant?
Alex: Singing about your girl? Oh wah wah wah. You're playing in front of a restaurant, no wonder she's gone.
Alex: Singing about your girl? Oh wah wah wah. You're playing in front of a restaurant, no wonder she's gone.
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Alex: [to her family] Did you know they're making parade balloons more realistic looking? Just keep that in mind in case that comes up...
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[Taxi crashes through kitchen window]
Alex: [unconvincingly] Oh my goodness! A realistic parade balloon broke free!
Alex: [unconvincingly] Oh my goodness! A realistic parade balloon broke free!
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Jerry: Who's going to run the Sub Station? That's the only reason we had you kids!
Alex: (looks at him)
Jerry: Not you.
Alex: (smiles)
Alex: (looks at him)
Jerry: Not you.
Alex: (smiles)
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Harper: I'm going to start being careful right now. (slips) Whoa! (gets caught) Oh that was close. I almost slipped on my cheddar cheese fairy dust. (walks beside the cheddar cheese then falls off the stage)
Alex: Harper, are you okay?
Harper: I don't know. Is my foot suppose to bend this way?
Alex: (goes down the stage)
Alex: Harper, are you okay?
Harper: I don't know. Is my foot suppose to bend this way?
Alex: (goes down the stage)
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Mr. Laritate: Alex! Congratulations! You get to saddle up for the rodeo!
Alex: (gets back onstage and takes a few steps back) Out of my way. I gotta throw myself off the stage.
Justin: Make some room!
Mr. Laritate: (stops Alex) You're in the show, Alex.
Alex: (tries to run)
Mr. Laritate: (stops Alex again)
Alex: (gets back onstage and takes a few steps back) Out of my way. I gotta throw myself off the stage.
Justin: Make some room!
Mr. Laritate: (stops Alex) You're in the show, Alex.
Alex: (tries to run)
Mr. Laritate: (stops Alex again)
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Alex: Yes.
Justin: With feeling!
Alex: (whispers) Oh. (to Zeke) With feeling.
Justin: With feeling!
Alex: (whispers) Oh. (to Zeke) With feeling.
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Alex: Ew! (tries to clean the floor)
Justin: Would you die already?!
Alex: Fine! (gets a pillow and sits on it then whispers) Dead.
Justin: Would you die already?!
Alex: Fine! (gets a pillow and sits on it then whispers) Dead.
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Max: Hey I've got something that will put our name on the wizard map!
(Justin and Jerry look interested.)
Max: Okay, how about a spell to make clear plastic that's sticky on one side and it helps wizards put drawings on the refrigerator? I'll call it, Russo's Sticky Strips.
Justin: You know, that sounds vaguely similar to something that we have right here (picks up tape), called tape.
(Max observes the tape)
Max: Oh man! This is even better than mine! It has a convenient clear holder and a serrated edge for clean cuts!
(Justin and Jerry look interested.)
Max: Okay, how about a spell to make clear plastic that's sticky on one side and it helps wizards put drawings on the refrigerator? I'll call it, Russo's Sticky Strips.
Justin: You know, that sounds vaguely similar to something that we have right here (picks up tape), called tape.
(Max observes the tape)
Max: Oh man! This is even better than mine! It has a convenient clear holder and a serrated edge for clean cuts!
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Alex: As teacher's deputy... [walks over to TJ] TJ, why don't you take out your sketch pad and draw yourself a detention slip?
TJ: I'll show you a detention slip!
Alex: Thank you, that's exactly what I wanted to hear.
TJ: Well that backfired.
TJ: I'll show you a detention slip!
Alex: Thank you, that's exactly what I wanted to hear.
TJ: Well that backfired.
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Max: This is awesome!
Justin: Is it Max? Is this what you really wanted for your birthday?!
Justin: Is it Max? Is this what you really wanted for your birthday?!
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Alex: Did she steal our stories?
Justin: Wait.
Alex: Did she steal our stories?
Justin: Wait. [reads for a few more seconds then slams the book close] She stole our stories!
Alex: I knew it! Our stories are making this lady rich!
Harper: And famous!
Justin: And famous! There's a crazy ten minute sale, the kids get stuck in a movie, the brother turns invisible and they pour orange soda into a genie's lamp.
Justin: Wait.
Alex: Did she steal our stories?
Justin: Wait. [reads for a few more seconds then slams the book close] She stole our stories!
Alex: I knew it! Our stories are making this lady rich!
Harper: And famous!
Justin: And famous! There's a crazy ten minute sale, the kids get stuck in a movie, the brother turns invisible and they pour orange soda into a genie's lamp.
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Future Harper: Ooh you seem upset. Did Mason break up with you already?
Alex: Who's Mason?
Alex: Who's Mason?
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Alex: (shouting at Harper at the Grand Canyon) HARPER! I GIVE YOU PERMISSION!
Harper: WHAT?! I CAN'T HEAR YOU!
Alex: I GIVE YOU PERMISSION!
Harper: A MISSION TO DO WHAT?
Alex: THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE!
Harper: MISSION IMPOSSIBLE? I ALREADY SAW THAT!
Alex: MEET ME BACK AT THE HOUSE!
Harper: OKAY!
Alex: OH, SO NOW YOU HEAR THAT? (leaves)
Harper: WHAT?! I CAN'T HEAR YOU!
Alex: I GIVE YOU PERMISSION!
Harper: A MISSION TO DO WHAT?
Alex: THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE!
Harper: MISSION IMPOSSIBLE? I ALREADY SAW THAT!
Alex: MEET ME BACK AT THE HOUSE!
Harper: OKAY!
Alex: OH, SO NOW YOU HEAR THAT? (leaves)
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Mr. Laritate: (after Alex gives a speech on what she realized about the structure of the Helpers Club) That was a wonderful speech... (gets excited) Worthy of a ribbon!
(Happy Helpers cheer)
Alex: (frustrated) No! I dont want a ribbon!
Mr. Laritate: It's either that or suspension.
Alex: (takes the ribbon) Oh, its a lovely ribbon.
(Happy Helpers cheer)
Alex: (frustrated) No! I dont want a ribbon!
Mr. Laritate: It's either that or suspension.
Alex: (takes the ribbon) Oh, its a lovely ribbon.
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Max: I got a date! I got a date! I got a date!
Jerry: Oh, Max. I told you. If a girl walks in and asks if we do take-out, it doesn't mean she wants to take you out.
Jerry: Oh, Max. I told you. If a girl walks in and asks if we do take-out, it doesn't mean she wants to take you out.
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Max: At least give me a spell to fix this!
Alex: [calls] You're on your own, jerkface!
Max: Thank you! [takes out wand, and tries to cast spell] 'You're on your own, jerkface!'
Alex: [calls] You're on your own, jerkface!
Max: Thank you! [takes out wand, and tries to cast spell] 'You're on your own, jerkface!'
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Mom: I'm a bit of a practical joker myself.
Max: Really?
Mom: Yeah I've played a lot of jokes on your father over the years
Max: Like what?
Mom: Well like, wadding up his clothes so they get all wrinkled. (laughs) Or putting a sign on his back that says something hilarious... like umm.. "My knees hurt in the morning." (laughs) or or umm..."I could use a good shower." (laughs harder)
Max: Mom, those are the worse practical jokes I've ever heard.
Mom: What?! Maybe you just don't understand them the note says "My knees hurt in the morning." (laughing) That way when people read it they'll think he's a stinky geezer. (laughs hysterically while jumping up and down)(she looks at Max's expressionless face)
Mom: Don't you get it? You don't get it?
Max: Really?
Mom: Yeah I've played a lot of jokes on your father over the years
Max: Like what?
Mom: Well like, wadding up his clothes so they get all wrinkled. (laughs) Or putting a sign on his back that says something hilarious... like umm.. "My knees hurt in the morning." (laughs) or or umm..."I could use a good shower." (laughs harder)
Max: Mom, those are the worse practical jokes I've ever heard.
Mom: What?! Maybe you just don't understand them the note says "My knees hurt in the morning." (laughing) That way when people read it they'll think he's a stinky geezer. (laughs hysterically while jumping up and down)(she looks at Max's expressionless face)
Mom: Don't you get it? You don't get it?
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Justin: Who wrote down one syllable?
Max: I did.
Jerry: You were supposed to write titles.
Justin: That is infuriating isn't it. Doesn't it make you want to... throw a table.
Jerry: I'm sure there's a book titled "One Syllable" somewhere out there.
Max: I did.
Jerry: You were supposed to write titles.
Justin: That is infuriating isn't it. Doesn't it make you want to... throw a table.
Jerry: I'm sure there's a book titled "One Syllable" somewhere out there.
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Jerry: No Alex, you stay, you're not disqualified. I got that fair and square. [stands up] YOUR MOTHER IS STACKING THE TEAMS AGAINST ME!!
Justin: That's what I'm talking about!
Theresa: What? You heard her she cheated.
Justin: And I'm livid. You know what? They should both be disqualified out of here.
Jerry: Oh, this is totally bogus!
Max: Dad's pouting 'cause he lost a fight again,
Theresa: No! We are not fighting, that's one thing we are not doing; we're not fighting. So stop fighting! The neighbors can hear us!
Woman: That's it! I'm calling the cops.
Jerry: (moves his arms like he's karate chopping)
Max: Karate Kid!
Jerry: We are not fighting! We're trying to make a good impression!
Justin: That's what I'm talking about!
Theresa: What? You heard her she cheated.
Justin: And I'm livid. You know what? They should both be disqualified out of here.
Jerry: Oh, this is totally bogus!
Max: Dad's pouting 'cause he lost a fight again,
Theresa: No! We are not fighting, that's one thing we are not doing; we're not fighting. So stop fighting! The neighbors can hear us!
Woman: That's it! I'm calling the cops.
Jerry: (moves his arms like he's karate chopping)
Max: Karate Kid!
Jerry: We are not fighting! We're trying to make a good impression!
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