Wizards of Waverly Place Quotes
Alex: Zeke, get up, come on, you're going on a romantic walk in the park and then a slow, gentle kiss on the cheek. Go.
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Harper: Not doing it right? Let's see your longest relationship with a boyfriend lasted two months and that guy ended in the woods to live with other wolves. And don't get me started started on the mannequin, the gear head and the baseball player with curly hair one day and straight hair the next. Man, he couldn't make a decision.
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Alex: (talking through Justin's mind) Oh I see. In your mind they're losers and you're not.
Justin: Go away Alex! I hate it when you use magic to listen to my thoughts! (listens to a music player and turns the volume high)
Alex: (gets a headache)
Justin: Go away Alex! I hate it when you use magic to listen to my thoughts! (listens to a music player and turns the volume high)
Alex: (gets a headache)
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Zeke: (thinking) So if our universe is actually on a speck of dust that speck of dust could be on another speck of dust! And another and another.
Alex: (speaking through Zeke's mind) This is going to take a lot of meddling.
Zeke: (stops thinking and gets scared) Hello? Who's there?
Alex: (speaking through Zeke's mind) This is going to take a lot of meddling.
Zeke: (stops thinking and gets scared) Hello? Who's there?
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Theresa: Riley, Dean and Mason?
Alex: Mom, I asked you never to say their names again.
Alex: Mom, I asked you never to say their names again.
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Delinquent Justin: Don't call me Justin. I only go by my spirit name; Bursting Eagle.
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Alex: Grades are just a way of telling you how you’re doing in school; and I don’t think that’s anyone’s business.
Delinquent Justin: Exactly, you get it. Because participating in grades gives the man permission to judge you. And nobody judges me! Until the 19th… when I audition for Oklahoma.
Delinquent Justin: Exactly, you get it. Because participating in grades gives the man permission to judge you. And nobody judges me! Until the 19th… when I audition for Oklahoma.
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Delinquent Justin: Oh, I'm going to deliver a speech alright, El Heffe, that's gonna rock the flimsy foundation of this school!
Mr. Laritate: [nervously] Who told you about our one night stand? Look, you can either have our music department or structural safety, but you can't have both!
Mr. Laritate: [nervously] Who told you about our one night stand? Look, you can either have our music department or structural safety, but you can't have both!
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Zeke: Alex! There's something wrong with your brother. He keeps saying all this crazy stuff like he wants to look for America and that love can't exist without hate. What does that even mean?!
Alex: Zeke, maybe you should give this new Justin a chance; I mean, who knows? Maybe you'll actually like him.
Alex: Zeke, maybe you should give this new Justin a chance; I mean, who knows? Maybe you'll actually like him.
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Delinquent Justin: [examining the fringe on his jacket] When cowboys used to get really, really hungry, they ate these things, right here.
Jerry: No, the other thing.
Delinquent Justin: Chanting makes it important.
Jerry: No, the other thing.
Delinquent Justin: [points at his jeans] I bought these jeans pre-ripped. [walks away]
Alex: It's fun, right?
Delinquent Justin: [opens terrace door] Ah! Sunshine!
Jerry: No, the other thing.
Delinquent Justin: Chanting makes it important.
Jerry: No, the other thing.
Delinquent Justin: [points at his jeans] I bought these jeans pre-ripped. [walks away]
Alex: It's fun, right?
Delinquent Justin: [opens terrace door] Ah! Sunshine!
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Mr. Laritate: Valedictorian Justin Russo.
Delinquent Justin: [holding scroll to eye] I can see your head! It's HUGE!
Mr. Laritate: Valedictorian Zeke Beakerman.
Zeke: Brunch is not a meal. Spread your wings and FLY!
Delinquent Justin: [holding scroll to eye] I can see your head! It's HUGE!
Mr. Laritate: Valedictorian Zeke Beakerman.
Zeke: Brunch is not a meal. Spread your wings and FLY!
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Alex: Justin, I'm so sorry! I never should've created that duplicate in the first place. I guess I was just scared that I wouldn't really have anyone to fight with when you went off to college.
Justin: We've had a lot of pretty good fights, huh? I think we've still got a few good ones left in us. What do you think?
Alex: I hope so.
Theresa: You guys are hilarious. Just say you love each other!
Alex and Justin: [simultaneously] No we don't! [move away from each other to opposite sides of the couch]
Justin: We've had a lot of pretty good fights, huh? I think we've still got a few good ones left in us. What do you think?
Alex: I hope so.
Theresa: You guys are hilarious. Just say you love each other!
Alex and Justin: [simultaneously] No we don't! [move away from each other to opposite sides of the couch]
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Alex: (reading) "The Russo sisters Alex and Justine have taken over the reins with flair."
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Justin: You didn't look, did you?
Alex: I looked around this general area. (waves her hands around the living room)
Justin: Wow.
Alex: I looked around this general area. (waves her hands around the living room)
Justin: Wow.
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Harper: (walking in the living room)
Justin: Maybe Harper can help.
Harper: (stops walking and turns to Alex and Justin)
Alex and Justin: (turn to Harper)
Harper: (runs downstairs)
Alex and Justin: (chase Harper)
Justin: Maybe Harper can help.
Harper: (stops walking and turns to Alex and Justin)
Alex and Justin: (turn to Harper)
Harper: (runs downstairs)
Alex and Justin: (chase Harper)
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Justin: Max, get on in.
Harper: What? No! Take a hike.
Max: You know what? You take a hike!
Harper: (walks towards him)
Max: I'm sorry! (runs out of the Sub Station)
Harper: Good, I'm gonna go change. (leaves)
Harper: What? No! Take a hike.
Max: You know what? You take a hike!
Harper: (walks towards him)
Max: I'm sorry! (runs out of the Sub Station)
Harper: Good, I'm gonna go change. (leaves)
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Justin: What are you suppose to be?
Alex: I'm an evil queen.
Justin: What? There are no evil queens in Captain Jim Bob's World!
Alex: There's always an evil queen. Sometimes she's the head cheerleader, sometimes she's the fairytale stepmother, and sometimes, she's your sister.
Alex: I'm an evil queen.
Justin: What? There are no evil queens in Captain Jim Bob's World!
Alex: There's always an evil queen. Sometimes she's the head cheerleader, sometimes she's the fairytale stepmother, and sometimes, she's your sister.
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Mr. Finkle: We're really sorry to take your little lady away from you like this.
Justin: Who are you talking about?
Mrs. Finkle: Word on the street is that you two lovebirds are quite a big-ticket item.
Justin: Oh! Me and Harper. No, Harper is dating Zeke. Zeke Biekerman.
Mr. Finkle: Zeke Biek-erman? It rhymes! Must be a stage name. Last thing we need is for our daughter to date another Johnny Stagedoor.
Mrs. Finkle: Being a couple of loose cannon undependable show biz types ourselves, we were hoping our daughter would wind up with some nice, boring, accountable square like yourself.
Justin: Who are you talking about?
Mrs. Finkle: Word on the street is that you two lovebirds are quite a big-ticket item.
Justin: Oh! Me and Harper. No, Harper is dating Zeke. Zeke Biekerman.
Mr. Finkle: Zeke Biek-erman? It rhymes! Must be a stage name. Last thing we need is for our daughter to date another Johnny Stagedoor.
Mrs. Finkle: Being a couple of loose cannon undependable show biz types ourselves, we were hoping our daughter would wind up with some nice, boring, accountable square like yourself.
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Justin: Everyone thinks I'm a boring square? (laughs) They are not gonna believe this down at the hobby shop.
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Theresa: Uh, not so fast! You're not going anywhere, let alone Europe! Listen, you are still grounded for taking money from the cash register to buy that vending machine. And you are EXTRA grounded for sneaking out when you KNEW that you were grounded and you are EXTRA BONUS grounded for sneaking out into a magical alternate universe!
Alex: ...You're right, Mom, I'm sorry. That was a dumb idea.
Theresa: Well, that's be...wait a minute. What part of it was a dumb idea?
Alex: All of it?
Theresa: Wow. That was easy.
Alex: ...You're right, Mom, I'm sorry. That was a dumb idea.
Theresa: Well, that's be...wait a minute. What part of it was a dumb idea?
Alex: All of it?
Theresa: Wow. That was easy.
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Theresa: We've got to find a way to get Alex out of the broken mirror.
Harper: We're never going to figure this out!
Justin: I figured it out!
Harper: We're never going to figure this out!
Justin: I figured it out!
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Alex: Quick! Mirror Harper! Do something! I don't want to go back!
Mirror Harper: (throws something at the mirror and breaks it)
Mirror Harper: (throws something at the mirror and breaks it)
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Mirror Theresa: Everything just works out fine when everyone agrees with you!
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Harper: (turns the lights off then turns them on again)
Theresa and Justin: (holding the last piece)
Harper: You Russos are so predictable.
Theresa and Justin: (holding the last piece)
Harper: You Russos are so predictable.
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Alex: (asks the the magic chicken) Which one of us will win the wizard competition?
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