X-Men - Evolution Quotes

Toad: Man, this bums, yo. Even the flies here think they're better than us.
Blob: Yeah. I don't even know what we're doing at school anyway.
Quicksilver: But we do know why Lance is here. He'd like to get a certain Kitty stuck in a tree. K-I-S-S-I....
[Quicksilver speeds away as Lance tries to hit him, causing him to hit Toad instead]

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Rogue: I'm about to feel really big and stupid, if you know what I mean.
(toward Blob, as she prepares to absorb his power.)

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[Boom-Boom is selected first for the simulated cliff rescue operation, with Nightcrawler as the victim.]
Boom-Boom: Yeah! Look out below! Boom-Boom's bombing in!
Nightcrawler: I'm going to die...
(Boom-Boom is lowered to Nightcrawler's position.)
Boom-Boom: Hey, cutie!
Nightcrawler: Hi. I have to know: are you insane?

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(Boom-Boom carelessly sweeps Nightcrawler into the stretcher with her foot.)
Nightcrawler: Ow! I'm an injured victim, not a log!
Boom-Boom: "Nightcrawler", huh? That name's just not working for you, I'm sorry. Whoa! How about, "Wild Blue Yonder Boy"?
Nightcrawler: You are insane.

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Nightcrawler: Aha! You forgot to strap me in! Ten points off!
(to Boom-Boom, after he pretends to fall off the stretcher.)

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Hank McCoy: For... in that sleep of... death... what dreams may come when- aaagghh!- we have shuffled off this mortal- coil... AAaagh-MUST give us pause! Hnn-THERE'S... the respect that makes calamity... of SO LONG LIFE!! GAAAGH!!![tears the sink off the wall in reflex]

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Shadowcat: Hello? Oh, Lance. Hey, I got it, Bobby! Get off the phone! Sorry. So what's going on? Oh. Yeah right, I can totally see us walking around the mall together. What makes you think I wanna- [Nightcrawler clears his throat; Shadowcats looks, gasps, and sees at a muscular Nightcrawler]
Nightcrawler: Hey, Kitty. How's it going?
Shadowcat: Uh, hey let me think about it. I'll call you back. (she hangs up and laughs) What have you done to yourself? [Nightcrawler walks over to her]
Nightcrawler: I've been working out. Can you tell? [his muscular form disappears back to his regular form] Oh bummer. [he walks out of Shadowcat's room; Shadowcat laughs]
Shadowcat: You shouldn't be messing with your image inducer, Kurt.

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Beast: [Looking around at all of the melted snow from the mutant snowball fight] Well, so much for our winter wonderland. I can see now that teaching mutants will require entirely different skills.

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Nightcrawler: Hey. Welcome back, sailor.
Cyclops(grinning): Uh, thanks... ma'am.
Nightcrawler: Ma'am? What's that suppose to mean? [he looks in the mirror to see a femine version of him; he gasps] Professor!
Professor Xavier: I'm sorry. I couldn't resist. [he, Jean, and Cyclops laugh and so does Nightcrawler]

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Shadowcat(noticing Kurt holding a mistletoe above her head): Kurt! In your dreams!
Nightcrawler: All in the holiday spirit! (he closes his eyes and puckers his lips)
Shadowcat(standing up and running away): Kurt! Knock it off! (Nightcrawler chases her)
Nightcrawler: Come on, Kitty! Just one little kiss? Pleeaase? [Nightcrawler and Shadowcat run past Professor Xavier and Wolverine]
Professor Xavier: Ah, to be young again.
Wolverine: Yeah... glad that's over.

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Cyclops: You mean he's some kind of demon?
Rogue: Yeah, right!
Beast: "There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, than you've dreamt of in your philosophy."
Rogue: Now that's Shakespeare.
(About Angel and his recent vigilantism.)

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[About letting Avalanche join the X-Men.]
Cyclops: Professor, I think this is a mistake. I know Lance; he wouldn't do this unless he wanted something.
Professor X: Yes, I agree. What he wants, is to be near Kitty.
Cyclops: But-
Professor X: I believe he's genuine about his feelings for her. And maybe, that's a good beginning. Now, let's give him a chance.

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[Wolverine and Nightcrawler escape from a pack of vicious reptilian demons in the "bamf" dimension.]
Wolverine: Well I'd say they were pretty hostile. Wouldn't you?

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Boom-Boom: Oh, come on! I don't look that bad!
(to Toad and Blob, who scream at the sight of a "bamf" demon, just as she exits the washroom.)

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[The demons attack guests at the Bayville High Dance. One goes for Kurt and Amanda.]
Amanda: Kurt! Get us out of here!
Nightcrawler: How? We're trapped!
Amanda: Make us disappear! Hurry! I've seen you do it! Please!

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Amanda: You know, blue really is my favorite color.
(to Nightcrawler, after he reveals his true physical form to her.)

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[After Beast returns from his chaotic nightly rampage.]
Beast: I don't know what to say... I am so sorry about this.
Professor Xavier: Well, it was bound to happen.
Beast: What do you mean?
Professor Xavier: What was it the last time... You attended a drive-in movie, hidden in the bed of a pick-up truck?

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Shadowcat: How much do you know about the Redwoods?
Iceman: Only that they make great hot tubs.

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Beast: Journey? Where can you go when you can't be seen by the public?
(to Professor Xavier, after he is advised to go on a trip to find himself.)

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[After Beast announces his pick of students for an impromptu field trip to Redwood Forest.]
Iceman: Me? But my grades are improving!
Beast: Uh-huh. With the speed of a glacier. You, too, Evan.
Spyke: Aw, come on, teach! Can't I do my studying somewhere else! Like going to the park! There's green stuff there!
(Beast looms in on Spyke in a mock-threatening way, cornering him by the door.)
Spyke: ...do these forests have sidewalks?

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[After Sunspot finishes covering the X-Jet in an ample amount of branches.]
Wolfsbane: It was plenty camouflaged!
Sunspot: A few more branches couldn't hurt.
Wolfsbane: I smell overachiever issues.

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Beast: Send me an e-mail, and I'll take your complaint under "advisement".
(to Spyke, as the latter protests at the beginning of the trek.)

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Beast: This is not who I am.
Shadowcat: Maybe it's who you're meant to be.

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Beast: You can't go back either, huh?
(to a stranded fish beached on the side of a river.)

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[After Beast assigns the students to find five different types of rocks.]
Wolfsbane: Five samples. I guess a go getter like you will bring back ten.
Sunspot: Maybe twelve. You see, the first five are like a cake; the rest are like the icing. And I like icing.
Wolfsbane: I thought you were putting on a little weight.

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Big Foot Fanatic: ...is he wearing trunks?
(about Beast, whom has been accidentally caught on tape and mistaken as Big Foot.)

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Big Foot Fanatic: It looks like we've got ourselves the real McCoy.
(about Beast, after the expedition successfully captures him.)

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Big Foot Research Scientist: This is a wonder of Nature! It is our duty to respect it!
Hunter 1: What? It's not like we're going to make a rug out of it!
Hunter 2: A coat, maybe, but not a rug.
(about the captive Beast, after the hunters comment how much Big Foot will be worth in the market.)

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Big Foot Research Scientist: Good Heavens! You can speak!
(to a captive Beast, as the latter attempts to strike up a friendly intellectual conversation with him.)

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[After Boom-Boom barges into the bathroom without knocking, effectively interrupting Toad.]
Toad: Great! I take one shower a month, and still I get no privacy!

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