Xena - Warrior Princess Quotes
Xena: "You're soft, like all the Olympians. You know, I killed all the others, Ares. But maybe I stopped too soon."
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Ares: "It's not the end of the world. Who knows, maybe as a mortal I can experience something I never could as a god."
Xena: "Like what?"
Ares: "Like you."
Xena: "Like what?"
Ares: "Like you."
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Ares: [tries to disapparate with his non-existent powers] I gotta stop trying that. I'm gonna rupture something.
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Mephistopheles: Now you see you can't harm me here.
Xena: If you come into my realm, I will kill you before you take a step.
Mephistopheles: And then take my throne?
Xena: What are you talking about?
Mephistopheles: Whoever kills me must take my place and reign over Hell. And frankly, Xena, I don't think you're up to the job.
Xena: If you come into my realm, I will kill you before you take a step.
Mephistopheles: And then take my throne?
Xena: What are you talking about?
Mephistopheles: Whoever kills me must take my place and reign over Hell. And frankly, Xena, I don't think you're up to the job.
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Lucifer: Aren't you two inspiring? Michael and Raphael, chief warrior angels of the Chief himself, quaking like a couple of frightened children.
Michael: You're very sure of yourself, aren't you?
Lucifer: I'm sure of both my faith and my devotion, which has fueled my speedy ascent through the hierarchy. A climb that will continue with a promotion to Seraphim.
Michael: And how do you plan to do that?
Lucifer: By throwing Xena down into Hell myself.
Michael: You realize Xena has the power to destroy angels.
Lucifer: She will use that power unless I send her to Hell.
Michael: Very well. Proceed.
Michael: You're very sure of yourself, aren't you?
Lucifer: I'm sure of both my faith and my devotion, which has fueled my speedy ascent through the hierarchy. A climb that will continue with a promotion to Seraphim.
Michael: And how do you plan to do that?
Lucifer: By throwing Xena down into Hell myself.
Michael: You realize Xena has the power to destroy angels.
Lucifer: She will use that power unless I send her to Hell.
Michael: Very well. Proceed.
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Lucifer: Nice place you got here.
Xena: Well that´s the last time I let any evil demon to do the re-decorating. Trust me. The more you drink, the better it looks.
Lucifer: No one is that thirsty.
Xena: Well that´s the last time I let any evil demon to do the re-decorating. Trust me. The more you drink, the better it looks.
Lucifer: No one is that thirsty.
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Raphael: He just may be the right one for the job.
Michael: He may be perfect.
Michael: He may be perfect.
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Xena: You and I have much in common.
Lucifer: Of course we do. You´re a mortal female with a lying tongue, savage tendencies and a blond girlfriend. I´m a celibate archangel in the service of the Lord.
Xena: Oh yes, but we are both cynics in the heart, you and I, trying to walk a path we weren´t meant to.
Lucifer: Red is definitely your color.
Xena: You know, I see the same spirit burning in you. If we put them together we could rule both hell and earth.
Lucifer: Why don´t you start by taking me...to heaven?
Lucifer: Of course we do. You´re a mortal female with a lying tongue, savage tendencies and a blond girlfriend. I´m a celibate archangel in the service of the Lord.
Xena: Oh yes, but we are both cynics in the heart, you and I, trying to walk a path we weren´t meant to.
Lucifer: Red is definitely your color.
Xena: You know, I see the same spirit burning in you. If we put them together we could rule both hell and earth.
Lucifer: Why don´t you start by taking me...to heaven?
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Xena: Congratulations, Lucifer, you just won the Deadly Sin Lottery with a perfect score of seven out of seven.
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Lucifer: I'm still hot for you, Xena. Only now, I'm bigger, stronger, and more powerful than ever.
Xena: That doesn't begin to make up for the attributes you lost. [shows him his reflection]
Lucifer: What? What have you done to me?
Xena: Only what I suspect Michael wanted all along -- to put you in touch with your inner demon. Your kingdom awaits!
Xena: That doesn't begin to make up for the attributes you lost. [shows him his reflection]
Lucifer: What? What have you done to me?
Xena: Only what I suspect Michael wanted all along -- to put you in touch with your inner demon. Your kingdom awaits!
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Xena: I was kinda in the middle of something Gabrielle.
Gabrielle: Xena you were supposed to throw him in the portal.
Xena: Yeah well he wasn't ready.
Gabrielle: Xena no one is ready to go to hell. That's the point.
Xena: Really? Well you and Virgil were looking ready to burn not long ago.
Gabrielle: Yeah, so?
Xena: Evil, the dark side. It's intoxicating isn't it?
Gabrielle: Oh yeah it's intoxicating.
Gabrielle: Xena you were supposed to throw him in the portal.
Xena: Yeah well he wasn't ready.
Gabrielle: Xena no one is ready to go to hell. That's the point.
Xena: Really? Well you and Virgil were looking ready to burn not long ago.
Gabrielle: Yeah, so?
Xena: Evil, the dark side. It's intoxicating isn't it?
Gabrielle: Oh yeah it's intoxicating.
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Kahina: Funny how the Romans showed up just in time to save your friend. Almost like it was planned.
Xena: You got the fight you wanted. Stop complaining.
Kahina: [to Gabrielle] Left a few details out of those scrolls, didn't you?
Xena: You got the fight you wanted. Stop complaining.
Kahina: [to Gabrielle] Left a few details out of those scrolls, didn't you?
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Gabrielle: Xena, my reflexes are those of a warrior. My judgment isn't. I'm afraid that's a bad combination.
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Gabrielle: There's more to being a warrior than skill. There's fighting for what you believe in. For people that you love.
Brunnhilda: You know, before I met you, I never thought of a warrior as having any love but the love of battle.
Brunnhilda: You know, before I met you, I never thought of a warrior as having any love but the love of battle.
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Gabrielle: [to Brunhilde] What are you fighting for? You want to win my love? You're going to shed blood for what? For me? You call that love? You're sick.
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Xena: Are you a demon? Or my own mind made mad?
Vision Gabrielle: I am the truth of who you are. Our souls are united, Xena.
Vision Gabrielle: I am the truth of who you are. Our souls are united, Xena.
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Rhein Maiden: What magic has made Xena into such a noble creature, that she would give up the power of the Rheingold?
Xena: (looks at Gabrielle and smiles) It wasn't magic.
Xena: (looks at Gabrielle and smiles) It wasn't magic.
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(Gabrielle rolls over in bed and her hand hits Ares in the groin)
Ares: (weakly) I'm in Tartarus.
Ares: (weakly) I'm in Tartarus.
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Marga: Varia will try to avenge me. If she dies, the Amazons are lost. Promise me you'll protect her.
Xena: I promise, Marga.
Marga: Teach her to be a true warrior, as you are. The fate of the Amazons [gives beaded necklace to Xena] is in your hands.
Xena: I promise, Marga.
Marga: Teach her to be a true warrior, as you are. The fate of the Amazons [gives beaded necklace to Xena] is in your hands.
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Xena: (to Varia) Look, if you don't want my help, that's your choice, but just know that your sisters will live or die by what you decide to do.
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Prince Morlock: If I had known how much fun you Amazons would be, I'd have come to this country years ago.
Xena: I'm not an Amazon.
Prince Morlock: But you're so tall.
Xena: It's the boots.
Xena: I'm not an Amazon.
Prince Morlock: But you're so tall.
Xena: It's the boots.
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Prince Morlock: I don't usually do this, but I'd like to know your name before I kill you.
Xena: You first.
Prince Morlock: I'm Prince Chesnick Bloodicarr Morlock, Upper Scheherazadestan.
Xena: Xena of Amphipolis -- Warrior Princess, Warrior Mom -- who conquers Prince Chesty Forlock of Whatever-stan.
Xena: You first.
Prince Morlock: I'm Prince Chesnick Bloodicarr Morlock, Upper Scheherazadestan.
Xena: Xena of Amphipolis -- Warrior Princess, Warrior Mom -- who conquers Prince Chesty Forlock of Whatever-stan.
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Prince Morlock: Ooh, I nicked you.
Xena: Where'd you get that -- shaving? (motions to a cut on his face)
Prince Morlock: No one ever drew my blood before.
Xena: There's plenty more where that came from.
Xena: Where'd you get that -- shaving? (motions to a cut on his face)
Prince Morlock: No one ever drew my blood before.
Xena: There's plenty more where that came from.
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Gabrielle: Xena, there was nothing you could do. He was evil.
Xena: No, he was damaged, he wasn't evil.
Xena: No, he was damaged, he wasn't evil.
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Aphrodite: (keeps trying to disapparate) It's not fair!
Ares: Welcome to my nightmare.
Ares: Welcome to my nightmare.
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(Xena and Gabrielle are getting ready for a television interview)
Xena: Hey! [swats a pesky make-up girl away]
Gabrielle: [having a microphone hooked to her top] Hey, watch where you put your hands!
Xena: Yeah, you watch where you put your hands, buddy.
Xena: Hey! [swats a pesky make-up girl away]
Gabrielle: [having a microphone hooked to her top] Hey, watch where you put your hands!
Xena: Yeah, you watch where you put your hands, buddy.
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Nigel: But what you're saying is that most of these passengers are here because of Xena?
Charon: Raw numbers? Nah. She's a drop in the bucket. But Xena has sent me some pretty heavy hitters: Elynus of Mycenae, Marc Antony, Velasca, Callisto, you can even make a case for Caesar himself. These people do not lose their mortal coils without a fight.
Caligula: Hey! Sometime this eternity!
Charon: Unlike this guy who's just been asking for a one-way ticket to the Underworld, if you ask me.
Charon: Raw numbers? Nah. She's a drop in the bucket. But Xena has sent me some pretty heavy hitters: Elynus of Mycenae, Marc Antony, Velasca, Callisto, you can even make a case for Caesar himself. These people do not lose their mortal coils without a fight.
Caligula: Hey! Sometime this eternity!
Charon: Unlike this guy who's just been asking for a one-way ticket to the Underworld, if you ask me.
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Charon: Oh, there's one more thing I would like to say. At least Xena pays her fare, unlike another so-called super hero I know, more like super-cheapskate. That's right. I'm talking about you, Hercules.
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