Xena - Warrior Princess Quotes
Xena: You know where I'm headed there'll be trouble.
Gabrielle: I know.
Xena: Then why would you want to go into that with me?
Gabrielle: That's what friends do. They stand by each other when there's trouble.
Xena: Alright... friend.
Gabrielle: I know.
Xena: Then why would you want to go into that with me?
Gabrielle: That's what friends do. They stand by each other when there's trouble.
Xena: Alright... friend.
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Xena: And I wish you were here. It's hard to be alone.
Gabrielle: You're not alone.
Gabrielle: You're not alone.
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Xena: He looks like a gentle soul, that's rare in a man.
Gabrielle: It's not the gentle part I have a problem with, it's the dull, stupid part.
Gabrielle: It's not the gentle part I have a problem with, it's the dull, stupid part.
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Xena: JUMP!
Gabrielle: If I die I'm never talking to you again!
(Gabby jumps from Argo to chariot.)
Xena: You call that a jump??
Gabrielle: No, it was a frantic leap...best I could do.
Gabrielle: If I die I'm never talking to you again!
(Gabby jumps from Argo to chariot.)
Xena: You call that a jump??
Gabrielle: No, it was a frantic leap...best I could do.
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Xena: Don't tell me! That was HIM?
Gabrielle: 'Fraid so.
Xena: Remind me to have a talk with you about your taste in men.
Gabrielle: 'Fraid so.
Xena: Remind me to have a talk with you about your taste in men.
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Xena: Don't confuse defending yourself with using a weapon. When you pull a sword you have to be ready to kill.
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Xena: The first time you pick up a sword, you become a target. And the moment you kill...everything changes. Everything.
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Gabrielle: You're waiting for the right moment to say I told you so, aren't you?
Xena: Nope. I'm waiting for you to say it for me.
Xena: Nope. I'm waiting for you to say it for me.
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Gabrielle: Hah!...It's not like your breasts aren't dangerous enough.
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Xena: See how calm the surface of the water is. That was me once. And then....(throws the rock in)....the water ripples and
churns. That's what I became.
Gabrielle: But if we sit here long enough it will go back to being still again. You'll go back to being calm.
Xena: But the stone's still under there. It's now a part of the lake. It might look as it did before but it's forever changed.
churns. That's what I became.
Gabrielle: But if we sit here long enough it will go back to being still again. You'll go back to being calm.
Xena: But the stone's still under there. It's now a part of the lake. It might look as it did before but it's forever changed.
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Gabrielle : Did you sleep okay?
Xena : Like a rock. You?
Gabrielle : ON a rock.
Xena : Like a rock. You?
Gabrielle : ON a rock.
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Gabrielle: Did you ever notice that we never have a problem getting a table?
Xena: It's a mystery to me
Xena: It's a mystery to me
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Xena: You’re gonna cut your throat and jump? That’s a bit overdoing it don’t you think?
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Xena: If I run now, I’ll be running forever.
Gabrielle: Well, it beats being dead.
Gabrielle: Well, it beats being dead.
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Gabrielle: How did those guys come back from the dead?
Xena: Well… ever hear of Ares?
Xena: Well… ever hear of Ares?
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Xena: You coming back for me really meant a lot after what I did to you.
Gabrielle: I trust you. I never thought for a moment you meant to hurt me.
Xena: Well, I owe you one. Thanks.
Gabrielle: I owe you too.
Gabrielle suddenly hits Xena on her breastplate.
Xena: What was that?"
Gabrielle: Payback for hitting me.
Xena: Feel better?
Gabrielle: I think I broke my hand. But I do feel better.
Xena: Good. So do I.
Gabrielle: I trust you. I never thought for a moment you meant to hurt me.
Xena: Well, I owe you one. Thanks.
Gabrielle: I owe you too.
Gabrielle suddenly hits Xena on her breastplate.
Xena: What was that?"
Gabrielle: Payback for hitting me.
Xena: Feel better?
Gabrielle: I think I broke my hand. But I do feel better.
Xena: Good. So do I.
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Xena: If the titans caught her we could be facing thousands by now. On the bright side if anyone can stall it’s Gabrielle.
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Xena sees Gabrielle and Philius asleep together. Her expression is of hurt and disappointment.
Gabrielle: What's the matter?
Xena: Nothing, I just--
Gabrielle: Thought I did something without thinking?
Xena: Well, if you did it's none of my business.
Gabrielle: Yeah, that's right. It isn't.
Xena: Look, if this is about what I said before, I was tired.
Gabrielle: You think I'm just a kid.
Xena: No, I don't. I just don't have time to convince you right now.
Gabrielle: What's the matter?
Xena: Nothing, I just--
Gabrielle: Thought I did something without thinking?
Xena: Well, if you did it's none of my business.
Gabrielle: Yeah, that's right. It isn't.
Xena: Look, if this is about what I said before, I was tired.
Gabrielle: You think I'm just a kid.
Xena: No, I don't. I just don't have time to convince you right now.
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Xena: Why did you risk your life by going into that cavern alone?
Gabrielle: I wanted to make up for what I did so that you wouldn't hate me.
Xena: For your information I could never hate you. Your heart's always in the right place.
Gabrielle: I wanted to make up for what I did so that you wouldn't hate me.
Xena: For your information I could never hate you. Your heart's always in the right place.
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Gabrielle: You’re not much for girl talk are you? (Xena draws her sword.) Of course you’re not like most girls.
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Xena: Gabrielle wants to go to an Academy for Bards in Athens. Make sure she gets there.
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Gabrielle: Once, a long, long time ago, all people had four legs and two heads. And then, the Gods threw down thunderbolts, and split everyone into two. Each half then had two legs, and one head. But the separation left both sides with a desperate yearning to be reunited, because they shared the same soul. And ever since then, all people spend their lives searching for the other half of their soul.
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Ephiny: Come...Now.
Gabrielle: You must have me mistaken for a pet.
Ephiny: (Scowls) Would you come with me?
Gabrielle: That's better.
Gabrielle: You must have me mistaken for a pet.
Ephiny: (Scowls) Would you come with me?
Gabrielle: That's better.
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Xena: Something about me you find interesting?
Ephiny: Yes.
Xena: Wanna tell me?
Ephiny: No.
Xena: Then stop staring at me before I take your eyes out.
Ephiny: Yes.
Xena: Wanna tell me?
Ephiny: No.
Xena: Then stop staring at me before I take your eyes out.
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