Xena - Warrior Princess Quotes
Xena: That's the funny thing about people. Just when you think you've got them figured out they show a completely different side to their character.
Gabrielle: I know what you mean.
Gabrielle: I know what you mean.
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Xena: It's strange... The one I love most in all the world and the one I hate look exactly the same.
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Xena: Things didn't work out with Hope quite the way you expected.
Callisto: No. Actually, the sight of her and Ares rolling around like weasels made me sick.
Callisto: No. Actually, the sight of her and Ares rolling around like weasels made me sick.
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Callisto: I never thought I'd feel so good again! Seeing poor, dear Gabrielle sacrifice herself makes it all worthwhile. It finally gives me a reason for living, and I have you to thank for it, Xena!
Xena stabs Callisto with the hind's blood dagger
Xena: No more living for you.
Xena stabs Callisto with the hind's blood dagger
Xena: No more living for you.
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Xena: Gabrielle, I'm entering a world of darkness I promised myself I would never return to. It's the only way I can see you again. My mind has lost its center. It's turning...turning...can't hold it...can't hold it...
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Borias: What would you do if I told you I am in love?
Xena: I'd cut out your sweetheart's throat. You think I wouldn't?
Borias: No, I mean I'm in love with you.
Xena: With me? Have you lost what's left of your mind? People like you and me don't fall in love...not with each other, anyway.
Xena: I'd cut out your sweetheart's throat. You think I wouldn't?
Borias: No, I mean I'm in love with you.
Xena: With me? Have you lost what's left of your mind? People like you and me don't fall in love...not with each other, anyway.
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Xena: Even in death, Gabrielle, I will never leave you. You are the best thing that has ever happened to me. You gave my life meaning and joy. You will be a part of me forever.
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Xena: I hate the dead ... you can't take vengeance on them.
Alti: Ah, but you can.
Alti: Ah, but you can.
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Alti: Your friend you told me about, Lao Ma, her powers come from denial, from self-sacrifice, from the Light. That's not for people like you and me. I want to tap into the heart of darkness, the sheer naked will behind all cravings, hatred and violence. I will become the face of death destroying not only a person's body, but their soul. Help me and I'll make you Destroyer of Nations.
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Cyane: Our holy word should have been strong enough to undo whatever it was that kept us from eternity, but still we can't pass through the gate.
Xena: Then maybe you need a new holy word, one stronger than the last.
Cyane: Our holy word is Courage. Nothing's stronger than courage.
Xena: Then maybe you need a new holy word, one stronger than the last.
Cyane: Our holy word is Courage. Nothing's stronger than courage.
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Oteri: The Berzerker!
Xena: [incredously] That's the Berzerker? [points at the man she just killed]
Oteri: No, that's the Berzerker! [points to a warrior riding up]
Xena: [incredously] That's the Berzerker? [points at the man she just killed]
Oteri: No, that's the Berzerker! [points to a warrior riding up]
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Xena: This new power that she has, the one that makes you relieve your past, its a thoughie.
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Hope: It's turned into quite the family reunion. What is it now ... four generations? Your parents ... there's you ... me ... my pride, my joy ... your grandson, Mother ... the Destroyer.
Gabrielle: Why aren't you dead?
Hope: Well, it's certainly not from your lack of trying, is it? The truth is I could say the same thing about you if I cared, which I don't.
Gabrielle: I saw the fire. No one survives that.
Hope: No one, but me, Dahak's flame rising up to save me. But then, I've always been Daddy's little girl, haven't I?
Gabrielle: Always
Hope: Is that why you never loved me?
Gabrielle: I loved you, Hope. I just had to stop you.
Hope: For Xena?
Gabrielle: No, for us all.
Gabrielle: Why aren't you dead?
Hope: Well, it's certainly not from your lack of trying, is it? The truth is I could say the same thing about you if I cared, which I don't.
Gabrielle: I saw the fire. No one survives that.
Hope: No one, but me, Dahak's flame rising up to save me. But then, I've always been Daddy's little girl, haven't I?
Gabrielle: Always
Hope: Is that why you never loved me?
Gabrielle: I loved you, Hope. I just had to stop you.
Hope: For Xena?
Gabrielle: No, for us all.
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Xena: Give it a rest, Gabrielle.
Gabrielle: No, not until you clean up your act, Xena.
Xena: Hey, I'm not the one with the fungus among us.
Gabrielle: Oh, yeah, that's poetic. Did one of your little bug friends whisper that in your ear?
Gabrielle: No, not until you clean up your act, Xena.
Xena: Hey, I'm not the one with the fungus among us.
Gabrielle: Oh, yeah, that's poetic. Did one of your little bug friends whisper that in your ear?
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Joxer: I figured I'd find you guys here. The trail was too easy to follow. Any idiot could find you.
Xena: Evidently.
Xena: Evidently.
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Joxer: Hey, wait a minute. Those villagers hired me, and only Joxer the Mighty is going to stop the Scythians.
Xena: Joxer, I once knew a warrior who tried to stop them. They buried him in Sparta, Athens and Carthage.
Joxer: What do you mean?
Xena: They buried him in Sparta ... Athens ... and Carthage ... think about it, Joxer.
Xena: Joxer, I once knew a warrior who tried to stop them. They buried him in Sparta, Athens and Carthage.
Joxer: What do you mean?
Xena: They buried him in Sparta ... Athens ... and Carthage ... think about it, Joxer.
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Xena: Don't make me hurt you, Scabrielle.
Gabrielle: Alright, Eczema, what are you going to do, huh? You going to use your pressure points? Go on. Go ahead. Go for it. You can't touch me. C'mon. C'mon, you're really tough now Warrior Princess.
Gabrielle: Alright, Eczema, what are you going to do, huh? You going to use your pressure points? Go on. Go ahead. Go for it. You can't touch me. C'mon. C'mon, you're really tough now Warrior Princess.
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Gabrielle: Oh, Argo, Argo, Argo. Somebody walked by with an apple and she followed him home.
Xena: Hah!
Gabrielle: That's what horses do!
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(later)
Xena: (to Argo) How did Ascius win you over? (Argo motions over to an apple tree) What? Apples? You left me for apples? Thanks, pal.
Xena: Hah!
Gabrielle: That's what horses do!
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(later)
Xena: (to Argo) How did Ascius win you over? (Argo motions over to an apple tree) What? Apples? You left me for apples? Thanks, pal.
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Xena: I don't ask for much. I just want my pony back. Where's Gabrielle?
Joxer: Nature called.
Gabrielle: No, it screamed like a wild banshee.
Joxer: Nature called.
Gabrielle: No, it screamed like a wild banshee.
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Xena: I need a volunteer ... I pick you.
Villager: Huh?
Xena: Yeah, don't be shy. Your mother wasn't
Villager: Huh?
Xena: Yeah, don't be shy. Your mother wasn't
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Nogalin: You've done this before.
Gabrielle: A couple of times.
Nogalin: I've never been in a war. I've only wondered what it's like. When I think of Phlanagus out there fighting ... sometimes the thoughts are too much to bear.
Gabrielle: I know what you mean.
Nogalin: I could tell that he hated it. He wrote to me telling there was no glory, no honor, just a monster that needed to be fed. And now, I finally have him back ... and the monster's followed him home.
Gabrielle: A couple of times.
Nogalin: I've never been in a war. I've only wondered what it's like. When I think of Phlanagus out there fighting ... sometimes the thoughts are too much to bear.
Gabrielle: I know what you mean.
Nogalin: I could tell that he hated it. He wrote to me telling there was no glory, no honor, just a monster that needed to be fed. And now, I finally have him back ... and the monster's followed him home.
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Autolycus: Don't tell me this is another one of virtue-is-it's-own-reward jobs. Oh Xena, I thought better of you, I really did. You know, I might as well go back to Ormand. I've got a good thing going with the King's sister. I'm this close to the crown jewels and he doesn't suspect a thing.
Xena: He does now. I sent a second pigeon.
Xena: He does now. I sent a second pigeon.
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Xena: People of Peleos, may I present to you Philipon of Crete, Reformer of warlords, dancers and evil people. It's said that he once convinced the King of Thieves himself to do a good deed for no reward other than his own virtue.
Istafan: The King of Thieves, that degenerate blowhard.
Autolycus: Beg your pardon?
Istafan: Sinners like him never have the courage to be really successful. I'm sure he's just a fraud and an idiot.
Autolycus: Ha ha ha, no doubt. Would you excuse me? (to Xena) This plan of yours, does it involve humiliating that horse's ass?
Xena: Yep.
Autolycus: Then I'm in.
Istafan: The King of Thieves, that degenerate blowhard.
Autolycus: Beg your pardon?
Istafan: Sinners like him never have the courage to be really successful. I'm sure he's just a fraud and an idiot.
Autolycus: Ha ha ha, no doubt. Would you excuse me? (to Xena) This plan of yours, does it involve humiliating that horse's ass?
Xena: Yep.
Autolycus: Then I'm in.
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Gabrielle: What in Tartarus have you been carrying on these shoulders?
Xena: I wouldn't know. I try not to over analyze my life like some people.
Gabrielle: Some people say that an unexamined life is not worth living.
Xena: Those people haven't led my life.
Xena: I wouldn't know. I try not to over analyze my life like some people.
Gabrielle: Some people say that an unexamined life is not worth living.
Xena: Those people haven't led my life.
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Ursena: You know what I've spent the last two years asking myself? How can that murdering bitch, Xena, send people away to be punished? You never had to pay for your crimes. That's always bothered me.
Xena: Then we have something in common. It's always bothered me too.
Xena: Then we have something in common. It's always bothered me too.
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Najara: Would you like to join our mission?
Xena: What's your mission.
Najara: To fight Evil wherever we find it.
Xena: Can you be a little more specific?
Xena: What's your mission.
Najara: To fight Evil wherever we find it.
Xena: Can you be a little more specific?
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Najara: It's a great curse to have seen one's death.
Xena: The djinn told you?
Najara: Yes, but not everything. Your vision, does it ...
Xena: Yes, it includes Gabrielle.
Najara: Does she know?
Xena: No.
Najara: That's fortunate for her.
Xena: Do you think it can be avoided?
Najara: Of course, I believe our destiny is in our hearts. But it will take drastic measures to change an event foreseen in your soul's eye.
Xena: The djinn told you?
Najara: Yes, but not everything. Your vision, does it ...
Xena: Yes, it includes Gabrielle.
Najara: Does she know?
Xena: No.
Najara: That's fortunate for her.
Xena: Do you think it can be avoided?
Najara: Of course, I believe our destiny is in our hearts. But it will take drastic measures to change an event foreseen in your soul's eye.
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Najara: The Light will triumph, Xena.
Xena: Quit preaching and fight!
Xena: Quit preaching and fight!
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