Xiaolin Showdown Quotes
Raymundo: What did I just land in?
Clay: That would be a cow pie.
Raymundo: No! I know pies! Pies have cherry, or apple, or rhubarb! THIS IS NO PIE!
Clay: That would be a cow pie.
Raymundo: No! I know pies! Pies have cherry, or apple, or rhubarb! THIS IS NO PIE!
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Clay: (Surfacing) Jack Spicer, I challenge you to a Xiaolin Showdown!
Jack: (Surfacing) Clay, I challenge you... Crud! Alright, you pick.
Clay: The star goes into a hay bale and whoever finds it, wins!
Jack: What is this, Xiaolin Hoedown? Could you be any more of a hick? Whatever, I accept.
Clay: My Serpent's Tail for your Orb of Tornami
Jack: Naah, the orb's getting old, how about...(checks list) the Sword of the Storm? I haven't used that to kick your butt!
Clay: And you ain't gonna this time, neither!
Jack: (Surfacing) Clay, I challenge you... Crud! Alright, you pick.
Clay: The star goes into a hay bale and whoever finds it, wins!
Jack: What is this, Xiaolin Hoedown? Could you be any more of a hick? Whatever, I accept.
Clay: My Serpent's Tail for your Orb of Tornami
Jack: Naah, the orb's getting old, how about...(checks list) the Sword of the Storm? I haven't used that to kick your butt!
Clay: And you ain't gonna this time, neither!
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Daddy Bailey: Clay, I reckon you've been a man longer than I realised
Jack: (To Wuya) How come we don't have a relationship like that?
Wuya: I'm not your mommy! Now pick up your toys Jackie, and let's go home.
Jack: (To Wuya) How come we don't have a relationship like that?
Wuya: I'm not your mommy! Now pick up your toys Jackie, and let's go home.
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Raimundo: (To Kimiko) You are complaining about him [Clay] when you're on the cell phone 24-7? (Mimics Kimiko) Oh, no way! He said that? Oh, no way. What else did he say? Oh, no way, no way, no way!(Normal) And could you possibly download a more annoying ringtone? (Kimiko tries to reply, but her cellphone rings)
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Jack: Who ate the last pudding cup? I can't concentrate on upgrading my robots without pudding! Wuya!
Wuya: What?! You should be focused on gathering Shen Gong Wu! Not pudding!
Jack: What Shen Gong Wu? You haven't sensed any in weeks! Probably been too busy scarfing down other people's pudding cups!
Wuya: (after flying through Jack's mouth) I'm ghostly! I don't eat.
Jack: Well technically you don't sweat either, but you still manage to put off some serious B.O., sister!
Wuya: I'm suprised you can smell anything, considering how often you have your little fingers up your nostrils! You'd think there was an entire vault of Shen Gong Wu up there-- Oh! I'm sensing a Shen Gong Wu!
Jack: *picking his nose* It's about time, woman!
Wuya: What?! You should be focused on gathering Shen Gong Wu! Not pudding!
Jack: What Shen Gong Wu? You haven't sensed any in weeks! Probably been too busy scarfing down other people's pudding cups!
Wuya: (after flying through Jack's mouth) I'm ghostly! I don't eat.
Jack: Well technically you don't sweat either, but you still manage to put off some serious B.O., sister!
Wuya: I'm suprised you can smell anything, considering how often you have your little fingers up your nostrils! You'd think there was an entire vault of Shen Gong Wu up there-- Oh! I'm sensing a Shen Gong Wu!
Jack: *picking his nose* It's about time, woman!
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Kimiko: Omi, please tell Clay he's blocking my light.
Omi: Clay, I have a message from... (interrupted)
Clay: Omi, tell Kimiko that I'll cast my shadow wherever I darn well please. (Rai gets annoyed)
Omi: Kimiko, Clay responds... (interrupted again)
Kimiko: Tell Clay if maybe his shadow wasn't so fat and huge... (Rai gets more annoyed)
Omi: Clay, you... (interrupted)
Raimundo: Omi, tell Kimiko and Clay that they're both (head enlarges) GIVING ME A HEADACHE!!
Omi: Clay, I have a message from... (interrupted)
Clay: Omi, tell Kimiko that I'll cast my shadow wherever I darn well please. (Rai gets annoyed)
Omi: Kimiko, Clay responds... (interrupted again)
Kimiko: Tell Clay if maybe his shadow wasn't so fat and huge... (Rai gets more annoyed)
Omi: Clay, you... (interrupted)
Raimundo: Omi, tell Kimiko and Clay that they're both (head enlarges) GIVING ME A HEADACHE!!
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Wuya: Let me guess: you're downloading more of your vapid hippity-hop music?
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Omi: Aha, success! My friends, may I present - a squirrel? (Runs around screaming) AHHHHH! HELP! GET THIS DISEASE CARRYING VERMIN OFF OF ME!Kimiko: Behold, the mighty Xiaolin Dragon of the Water.Clay: Not his proudest moment, is it?
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Raimundo: (Searching in a log for the Heart of Jong) Hello? *echoes* Hello? He-helloooo? Woah, sweet acoustics!
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Omi: The Heart of Jong! Ohhh, I have jacked the hit pot!Jack Spicer: That's "hit the jackpot." As in, Jackpot Spicer. That's my nickname, y'know.Wuya: It is so not.Jack Spicer: They don't need to know that!
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Jack Spicer: Smell ya later, losers! (Tries to fly off but has his foot caught in a lasso)
Clay: You'll smell us now, ya dirty snake!
Kimiko: Smell us now?
Raimundo: Clay's villain taunting needs some serious work.
Clay: You'll smell us now, ya dirty snake!
Kimiko: Smell us now?
Raimundo: Clay's villain taunting needs some serious work.
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Master Fung: What Shen Gong Wu did you lose?
Omi: "The Heart of Jong"! [Master Fung faint]
Omi: "The Heart of Jong"! [Master Fung faint]
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Wuya: At last, the Xiaolin Temple! Oh, let me savor the moment! (sighs, then grins at the viewer) Okay, let's crush them.
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Farmer: Darn gophers.Omi: (Comes out of the ground with the Serpent's Tail) Missed! Pardon my intrusion. (Goes back underground)
Farmer: Darn talkin' gophers. Mmmhmm.
Farmer: Darn talkin' gophers. Mmmhmm.
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Omi: Raimundo, I am starting to think you are not enacting some sort of secret elaborate plan.Raimundo: Nothin' escapes you, Omi.Omi: Not even you!Raimundo: Wrong.
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Dojo: If I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times! Put a pad lock on this thing!
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Raimundo: You ready?Wuya: I've waited fifteen hundred years for this moment!Raimundo: So that's a yes?Wuya: Yes, yes! A thousand times, yes!
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Omi: We must not despair, my friends. There is always a path to victory![Wuya's castle comes up out of the ground.]Omi: Okay...Now you may despair.
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Clay: Why would Jack, Evil Boy Genius, want Wuya, Evil Witch Hag, defeated?Omi: [Hugs Jack.] Because Jack has finally rejected the ways of evil!Jack Spicer: [Pushes him away.]I'm still evil right down to my greedy black heart.Omi: Okay, then count me among the confused!
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Jack Spicer: Really? You've got nothing? All this time I thought you were amazing Xiaolin geniuses, but you're just as lame as I am! [Laughs then stops.] Wait, that didn't come out right.
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Clay: What you did to my hat, Jack, well...it just ain't right.Jack Spicer: Stop whining. You're lucky I had a light breakfast.
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Dojo: Well, okay, I know this is a bit of a stretch, but what if we dumped a bucket of glue over her?Kimiko: Glue? That's going to stop her global reign of evil?Dojo: I'm talkin' a really big bucket of glue!
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Kimiko: You are so over-using the word "evil!"Jack Spicer: Hey, I'm trying to build a brand here!
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Jack Spicer: Ugh, how to explain the intricacies of manufactured temporal distortion to a simpleton cowboy? Ah! [Exaggeratedly slow tone.] Time ma-chine need much power to work. Way more power than Jack can gen-er-ate. [Normal.] Did'ja get that?Clay: [Exaggeratedly slow tone.] Cowboy understand. [Normal.] So why can't you just use the Eye Of Dashi for power?Omi: Of course! The Eye of Dashi has a limitless supply of energy!Jack: Ah, yeah, which.. is what I was about to say until... you two interrupted me! Way more power than I can generate UNLESS I use the Eye of Dashi.
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