Xiaolin Showdown Quotes
Dojo: You sure you wanna do this, Omi? Time travel is very dangerous. You could wind up..as your own grandpa!
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Jack: The time machine is set to send you back 1500 years. I won't bore you with the exceedingly complicated calculations involved, but I should be able to land you right at the face of the Xiaolin Temple.Omi: Good bye, my friends.Dojo: Oh, and... tell Dashi I'm sorry about the shirt.Omi: The shirt?Dojo: He'll know.Jack: OK, Kimiko, fire it up, baby!Kimiko: Eye of Dashi! And don't call me baby.
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Omi: I am most confused. If you were just going to give me the pebble, why make me go through the whole Showdown?Dashi: Two reasons. One, it was funny.Dojo: True.Dashi: Two, to teach you something.
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Kimiko: What do you mean you don't know how to get him back!?!?Jack: Oops...
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Kimiko: (With her head covering twice of the screen size) You sent Omi 1500 years onto the past without any idea how to get him back?!!!Jack: Understand, it came out on the beta testing, I mean, I can only travel back 2 seconds!Kimiko: You...You...YOU...! (Head keeps enlarging; after, she thinks of an insult)Clay: Doofus?Kimiko: (Head shrinks for a moment) Thank you. (Head enlarges) You doofus! You trapped Omi in the past forever!Jack: Easy, easy! I can fix this! Give me a week tops.(Rock monster rises and destroys time machine. Then, Jack screams)OK, I'll need more than a week.
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Dashi: Sorry, kid, but I don't have any time-travelling Shen Gong Wu.Dojo: Not anymore.Dashi: We had one.Dojo: But we buried it at Egypt.Dashi: Europe.Dojo: Egypt.Dashi: No, Europe!Dojo: Don't you doubt me! I remember with exact precision where we hid each and every Shen Gong Wu.Dashi: Ok, whatever! The point is we don't have it now.(Close Dojo's mouth) Europe.
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Omi: Though I am still very c-cold. Does anybody have a blanket?Kimiko: No, but how about a big warm hug, you clever little monk, you! [Hugs Omi.]Omi: [blushes] That will do!
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Omi: (gives the puzzle box to Jack) OK, open it.Jack: (tries to open the box, fails.)Omi: Stop fooling around and open the box!Jack: I'm trying, it won't open!Omi: You said you can open it!Jack: I thought I could! This box must be different from the first one.Omi: (trying to open the box) The box is supposed to open when the person who needs to most open it, opens it! AND I REALLY NEED TO OPEN IT!Wuya: Would you like me to try?Omi: Oh, thank you, that would be most... AAAAH!!!
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Wuya: How like Dashi to give you the tool but not the knowledge of how to use it. He always was a fool. A smart dresser, but a fool.
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Jack Spicer: Me? Fighting for good? In a bathrobe? Forget it. Next time we meet, we're enemies again. [Is about to fly off when Omi grabs his trenchcoat and gives him sad eyes.] But maybe some time, if we're not fighting over Shen Gong Wu, we can all go for ice cream. My treat.
Omi: Yes that would be most nice. We could get a Monday!
Clay: Sundae.
Omi: Even better!
Omi: Yes that would be most nice. We could get a Monday!
Clay: Sundae.
Omi: Even better!
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Wuya: You didn't think I'd stay in that box forever, did you?
Omi: Well, another 1500 years would have been nice!
Omi: Well, another 1500 years would have been nice!
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Clay: Hey, Dojo, I reckon it's time to check the Rulebook.
Dojo: (Reading the book) Here it is. It's called a Showdown Trio. Kinda obvious.
Dojo: (Reading the book) Here it is. It's called a Showdown Trio. Kinda obvious.
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Omi: I would not count your ducks before they emerge from their shells!
Raimundo: ...that one wasn't even close.
Raimundo: ...that one wasn't even close.
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Katnappe: Great, now there are two of 'em. Another whiner.
Jack and Robo-Jack: I am not a whiner!
Jack and Robo-Jack: I am not a whiner!
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Katnappe: Both of you, beat it!
Jack and Robo-Jack: Both of you, beat it!
Katnappe: Hissss
Jack and Robo-Jack: Hissss
Katnappe: Stop that! You are so annoying!
Jack and Robo-Jack: Stop that! You are so annoying!
Jack and Robo-Jack: Both of you, beat it!
Katnappe: Hissss
Jack and Robo-Jack: Hissss
Katnappe: Stop that! You are so annoying!
Jack and Robo-Jack: Stop that! You are so annoying!
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Wuya: (Talking to Omi) Soon you will be my greatest ally!Jack: I'll even write your your own evil theme music! (dramatic music plays) Dun-dun-dun-dun-dun!Omi: This is NOT right!
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Dojo: You guys better stay close. This is the part of Hong Kong that Dashi never let me play in.Raimundo: I'll lead the way. This place is like the bad side of Rio. It's my element.Clay: Uh, no offense, Rai, but we've seen what you do with your element.
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Omi: Do you think Raimundo could take the one [guard] on the south? He does look old and very out of shape.
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Jack Spicer: (To Pandabubba) All you want is Hong Kong!?! Can't I at least get double-crossed by somebody with some vision?
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Pandabubba: What powers do we add to my collections?Thug #1: We got some good ones, boss! The Stick of Throwing!Thug #2: The Large Rock of Hitting!Thug #1: The Shoes of Running Real Fast!
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Raimundo: Jack! I challenge you to a -Pandabubba: [Clears throat.] A Showdown Trio. [To Jack.]This was on your cheat sheet too.
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Omi: (After Raimundo uses Typhoon Boom) Did you see that!? Raimundo's wind has broken...through!
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Dojo: Why is everyone staring at me like i'm some kind a freak? I AM NOT A FREAK!
Clay: Easy there, fellow! Nobody said anything... (To Raimundo) outloud.
Clay: Easy there, fellow! Nobody said anything... (To Raimundo) outloud.
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Omi: Has Dojo ever gotten out of his box?
Master Fung: It's only happened once. It was the last time anyone saw... Atlantis.
Master Fung: It's only happened once. It was the last time anyone saw... Atlantis.
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Master Fung: However, one of you will have to remain behind to watch Dojo.
Omi: Master Fung is wise as always. Raimundo, you will remain behind. (Rai got angry)
Master Fung: No, Omi. You will be the one who stays.
Omi: Why should I remain behind and Raimundo go? (Behind, Rai looks at him with an angry face) It took him longest to become an apprentice and no one thought he would make it! (Raimundo clears throat) Uhh, I mean, except for me?
Omi: Master Fung is wise as always. Raimundo, you will remain behind. (Rai got angry)
Master Fung: No, Omi. You will be the one who stays.
Omi: Why should I remain behind and Raimundo go? (Behind, Rai looks at him with an angry face) It took him longest to become an apprentice and no one thought he would make it! (Raimundo clears throat) Uhh, I mean, except for me?
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Master Fung: (Looking at the dark skies) It has already begun. A thousand years of darkness.
Kimiko: Why a thousand?
Master Fung: It is really 962 years, but, a thousand sounds more ominous.
Kimiko: Why a thousand?
Master Fung: It is really 962 years, but, a thousand sounds more ominous.
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