Xiaolin Showdown Quotes
Omi: Oh! So much criss-crossing! This proves there is truly no honor among theives!
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Omi: We cannot just let Wuya and Jack get eaten by a big dinosuar!
Kimiko: You're right! Someone better get the camcorder!
Kimiko: You're right! Someone better get the camcorder!
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Wuya: Now now T-Rex. eat the young monks, starting with the yummy looking little cheese ball.
Omi: I am no cheese ball! I am a xiaolin warrior!
Clay: Easy there partner, I think she's a little out of your weight class!
Omi: I am no cheese ball! I am a xiaolin warrior!
Clay: Easy there partner, I think she's a little out of your weight class!
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Clay: (to Dojo) Can't your speak to her? Your practically one of those critters!
Dojo: I BEG YOUR PARDON!!! She's prehistoric and that's offensive to dragons! Just because she speaks with a British accent doesn't make her smart! We breath fire, fly, chew with our mouths closed!!!
Dojo: I BEG YOUR PARDON!!! She's prehistoric and that's offensive to dragons! Just because she speaks with a British accent doesn't make her smart! We breath fire, fly, chew with our mouths closed!!!
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Omi: (to Wuya) The jig is down, you are at the top of your rope, spoon over that Wu! (very, very, VERY long pause and everyone is looking around at each other waiting for someone to say something then cuts to Jack with his finger on his chin thinking)
Jack: Oh, Oh I got it! The jig is up, you are at the end of your rope, fork over the Wu! (does a little victory dance and opens his jacket which has a ribbon that says "Boy Genius")
Wuya: Very good Jack, now for your prize... Ruby of Ramses! (Throws Jack around)
Jack: Oh, Oh I got it! The jig is up, you are at the end of your rope, fork over the Wu! (does a little victory dance and opens his jacket which has a ribbon that says "Boy Genius")
Wuya: Very good Jack, now for your prize... Ruby of Ramses! (Throws Jack around)
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Jack: [His dinosaurs run away] Ingrates! they were nothing but little puddles of oil when I found them!
Clay: And that's what we're gonna turn you into, Jack! A little Puddle! *Squishes air repeatedly*
Clay: And that's what we're gonna turn you into, Jack! A little Puddle! *Squishes air repeatedly*
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Master Monk Guan: You will do as I say, and never, EVER ask questions. DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR!?
All: YES, MASTER MONK GUAN!
Master Monk Guan: Good. Now, any questions? (Raimundo raises hand) HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MIND!? WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT QUESTIONS!?
All: YES, MASTER MONK GUAN!
Master Monk Guan: Good. Now, any questions? (Raimundo raises hand) HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MIND!? WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT QUESTIONS!?
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Hannibal Roy Bean: Hmm...i've never seen this side of Monk Master Guan before. He reminds me of...ME! (Laughs evilly)
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Omi: What wise saying do you have for us?
Master Fung: ...I have none.
Raimundo: C'mon, you can wip out one of those old cheesy sayings...(Master Fung makes an angry face)...that we all love.
Master Fung: I am afraid I am out of any 'cheesy sayings'.
Dojo: If you want I can give you your file. (Pulls out an extremely large folder of paper) (Master Fung makes another angry face) Not that you would need a file like that. (hides folder with a wide grin)
Master Fung: ...I have none.
Raimundo: C'mon, you can wip out one of those old cheesy sayings...(Master Fung makes an angry face)...that we all love.
Master Fung: I am afraid I am out of any 'cheesy sayings'.
Dojo: If you want I can give you your file. (Pulls out an extremely large folder of paper) (Master Fung makes another angry face) Not that you would need a file like that. (hides folder with a wide grin)
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Omi: During my shift, I shall keep you awake with the most ancient training method known as... DODGE THE BUCKET OF ICE WATER! (Sleeping Raimundo jerks awake suddenly, and is doused by Omi's bucket of ice water.)
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Omi: No! Raimundo cannot be responsible for the Sapphire Dragon's attack! (looks at raimundo) WHY RAIMUNDO WHY?
Raimundo: You guys are one taco short of a combo plate on this one!
Raimundo: You guys are one taco short of a combo plate on this one!
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Raimundo: (giant image of Raimundo appears in the sky) Hi guys! We had a long day... need to catch some z's.. oh, this is my inner self. I couldn't have done it without him. I mean.. without me.
Raimundo's inner self: Anyway, sweet dreams! (waves)
Kimiko, Omi and Clay: (waves back, dumbfounded)
Raimundo's inner self: Anyway, sweet dreams! (waves)
Kimiko, Omi and Clay: (waves back, dumbfounded)
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Omi: (To the Xiaolin monks) Monks, double your efforts....Raimundo...Triple yours.
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Jack: That's brilliant! Why didn't I think of that?
Hannibal: My guess, an extra chromosome.
Hannibal: My guess, an extra chromosome.
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Hannibal Bean: (In thought) That Chase has girly hair. A real warrior shaves his head, like me!
Chase Young: Hah! You could pour fertilizer on that head and NOTHING would grow!
Chase Young: Hah! You could pour fertilizer on that head and NOTHING would grow!
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Omi: I knew it. She [Kimiko] is a girl, she had to be cheating!
Dojo: Actually, this very situation is covered in the Wu Training Manual under, "Too Bad, Sucker."
Dojo: Actually, this very situation is covered in the Wu Training Manual under, "Too Bad, Sucker."
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Raimundo: Where have I heard that before? Oh yeah. [Looks to the fourth wall.] Previously, on Xiaolin Showdown.
[All look at the fourth wall while grinning and giving a thumbs-up.]
[All look at the fourth wall while grinning and giving a thumbs-up.]
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Chase Young: [To a disguised Kimiko.] You surprised me, Spicer. I'm rarely surprised, but never fooled. [Sniffs.] By the way, love the perfume.
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Kimiko (disguised as Jack): [To Wuya]: Hit the road you, old witch!
Wuya: Jack, this is a side of you I've never seen before-and I like it.
Wuya: Jack, this is a side of you I've never seen before-and I like it.
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Hannibal Bean: I see you've brought your kittens to do your fighting.
Chase Young: (Referring to Wuya) And I see you've brought my housekeeper to do yours.
Chase Young: (Referring to Wuya) And I see you've brought my housekeeper to do yours.
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Chase Young: (In thought) I put that vegetable away before, and I can do it again!
Hannibal: (Having heard the thought) You crossed the wrong bean, when you crossed Hannibal Roy Bean!
Hannibal: (Having heard the thought) You crossed the wrong bean, when you crossed Hannibal Roy Bean!
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Dojo: I have TENS all around!
Omi: I suppose beating Jack in the most colorful manner is the tie-breaker!
[all grin evilly at Jack as they converge on him]
Jack: No, wait! You can't! WHAT KIND OF PEOPLE ARE YOU?! AAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHH!
Omi: I suppose beating Jack in the most colorful manner is the tie-breaker!
[all grin evilly at Jack as they converge on him]
Jack: No, wait! You can't! WHAT KIND OF PEOPLE ARE YOU?! AAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHH!
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Omi: I fear I have ruined the future.
Old Master Fung: Remember this young monk, the future can always be changed.
Old Raimundo: Every once in a while, the old dude still spits out words of wisdom. But mostly he just spits.
Old Master Fung: Remember this young monk, the future can always be changed.
Old Raimundo: Every once in a while, the old dude still spits out words of wisdom. But mostly he just spits.
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Chase: (being buttered by a paint brush on his abs while water drips on his head) Nice to see you again Omi... I knew our paths would cross again.
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