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[Xander Cage drives a stolen Corvette, which belongs to senator Dick Hotchkiss, and is chased by the police]
Policeman: You in the red Corvette! Pull over immediately.
Xander Cage: Yeah, yeah. These monkeys are following me because I just took this car. Obviously the car doesn't belong to me, it's not my style, it belongs to Dick. Dick Hotchkiss, the California state senator. You remember Dick? He's the guy who tried to ban rap music because he feels that the lyrics promote violence. It's music, Dick! He's also the guy who wants to pull every video game off every shop in the country, because he feels that the video games diminishing intelligence of our youth. Come on, Dick... It's only education we got. Dick, you're a bad man. You know what we do to bad men? We punish 'em. Dick, you've just entered... The Xander zone. [on the walky-talky]
Xander Cage: Okay, I'm coming in hot with a pat of bacon.
Video Shooter #1: Go. Go, go, go, go! [Xander jumps with the Corvette off the bridge]
Video Shooter #2: Pull it! Pull it! [Xander jumps out of the Corvette with a parachute]
Video Shooter #2: Yes! [the Corvette falls on the surface and explodes while the three guys in a Cadillac arrive to pick up Xander and the equipment]
Caddy Driver: Go pick the cam. Go, go, go.
Xander Cage: Moral is... Don't be a dick, Dick.
Policeman: You in the red Corvette! Pull over immediately.
Xander Cage: Yeah, yeah. These monkeys are following me because I just took this car. Obviously the car doesn't belong to me, it's not my style, it belongs to Dick. Dick Hotchkiss, the California state senator. You remember Dick? He's the guy who tried to ban rap music because he feels that the lyrics promote violence. It's music, Dick! He's also the guy who wants to pull every video game off every shop in the country, because he feels that the video games diminishing intelligence of our youth. Come on, Dick... It's only education we got. Dick, you're a bad man. You know what we do to bad men? We punish 'em. Dick, you've just entered... The Xander zone. [on the walky-talky]
Xander Cage: Okay, I'm coming in hot with a pat of bacon.
Video Shooter #1: Go. Go, go, go, go! [Xander jumps with the Corvette off the bridge]
Video Shooter #2: Pull it! Pull it! [Xander jumps out of the Corvette with a parachute]
Video Shooter #2: Yes! [the Corvette falls on the surface and explodes while the three guys in a Cadillac arrive to pick up Xander and the equipment]
Caddy Driver: Go pick the cam. Go, go, go.
Xander Cage: Moral is... Don't be a dick, Dick.
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