You Can't Do That on Television Quote
Lisa: Barth, I always wanted to ask you this, but were you ever married?
Barth: As a matter of fact, yes. 14 years ago, I was married for three wonderful days and then she left me.
Christine: After only three days? Why?
Barth: She told the judge at our divorce proceedings that living with me was physical cruelty.
Lisa: You hit her?
Barth: No, I never hit her. I cooked for her. [Barth then serves Christine and Lisa two plates of gross-looking food and walks away]
Lisa: Uh! Now I know why his wife would leave him.
Christine: I'm suprised she lasted three days.
Barth: As a matter of fact, yes. 14 years ago, I was married for three wonderful days and then she left me.
Christine: After only three days? Why?
Barth: She told the judge at our divorce proceedings that living with me was physical cruelty.
Lisa: You hit her?
Barth: No, I never hit her. I cooked for her. [Barth then serves Christine and Lisa two plates of gross-looking food and walks away]
Lisa: Uh! Now I know why his wife would leave him.
Christine: I'm suprised she lasted three days.
TV Show: You Can't Do That on Television
