You Can't Do That on Television Quote
[Halloween night. Mrs. Prevert, dressed in a witch's custom and talking in a high-pitched cackle like a witch, is handing out candy. Chris and Ted walk up to her door dressed in their normal clothes.]
Mrs. Prevert: Aren't you supposed to take a little more trouble with your costumes?
Ted: No way!
Chris: Lady, dressing up is for little kids. Now listen, we've got a lot of houses to cover, we gotta fill these things up, so why don't you just give us the candy.
Mrs. Prevert: Oh, well, at least give me a choice of trick or treat.
Chris: That's funny. Don't treat us like kids. Give me the candy and give him the candy.
Mrs. Prevert: No! Say "Trick or Treat"!
Chris and Ted: Fine! TRICK OR TREAT!
Chris: Now give us the candy.
Mrs. Prevert: No! You gave me the choice, and I choose TRICK! HA HA HA HAAA!!! Alakazoom, alakaZAM!!!
[Mrs. Prevert changes Chris into a frog.]
Ted: Chris? [picking up the frog, wearing a tiny leather jacket] Chris??? [flees in terror]
Mrs. Prevert: AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!! AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!
Mrs. Prevert: Aren't you supposed to take a little more trouble with your costumes?
Ted: No way!
Chris: Lady, dressing up is for little kids. Now listen, we've got a lot of houses to cover, we gotta fill these things up, so why don't you just give us the candy.
Mrs. Prevert: Oh, well, at least give me a choice of trick or treat.
Chris: That's funny. Don't treat us like kids. Give me the candy and give him the candy.
Mrs. Prevert: No! Say "Trick or Treat"!
Chris and Ted: Fine! TRICK OR TREAT!
Chris: Now give us the candy.
Mrs. Prevert: No! You gave me the choice, and I choose TRICK! HA HA HA HAAA!!! Alakazoom, alakaZAM!!!
[Mrs. Prevert changes Chris into a frog.]
Ted: Chris? [picking up the frog, wearing a tiny leather jacket] Chris??? [flees in terror]
Mrs. Prevert: AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!! AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!
TV Show: You Can't Do That on Television
