You Can't Do That on Television Quote
[Kevin gets back in bed as we hear a toilet flush. His mother walks in.]
Mrs. Prevert: Did you just go to the bathroom again, Kevin?
Kevin: [sighing] Yes, Mom...
Mrs. Prevert: Well, you're going in the middle of the night far too often. You're waking everybody up!
Kevin: Well, fine, what do you want me to do? Get up and go to the bathroom, or stay in bed and go to the bathroom?!
Mrs. Prevert: Yes.
Kevin: Yes, what?
Mrs. Prevert: Stay in bed. I'll just put this diaper on you...
[A loud farting noise is heard.]
Kevin: Oh no, too late!
Mrs. Prevert: Did you just go to the bathroom again, Kevin?
Kevin: [sighing] Yes, Mom...
Mrs. Prevert: Well, you're going in the middle of the night far too often. You're waking everybody up!
Kevin: Well, fine, what do you want me to do? Get up and go to the bathroom, or stay in bed and go to the bathroom?!
Mrs. Prevert: Yes.
Kevin: Yes, what?
Mrs. Prevert: Stay in bed. I'll just put this diaper on you...
[A loud farting noise is heard.]
Kevin: Oh no, too late!
TV Show: You Can't Do That on Television
