Young Adult Quote
Matt Freehauf: Buddy is a married man. By all accounts, happily.
Mavis Gary: Yeah, happily married men go to bars alone with their ex-girlfriends all the time. They call them privately and they make out with them on porches.
Matt Freehauf: He did not make out with you.
Mavis Gary: You weren't there. We made out. It was intense and passionate. He gave me his sweatshirt.
Matt Freehauf: Yes, I noticed. They probably noticed in space. And FYI, you look completely insane wearing it. Look, I don't know what Buddy's doing with you or what you think he's doing with you, but you need to move on.
Mavis Gary: You're one to talk. All you care about is some scuffle that happened 20 years ago. You lean on that crutch and you lean on excuses and you and I both know that you use this whole thing as an excuse to do absolutely nothing with your life.
Matt Freehauf: Scuffle. You don't know shit about what happened to me. Okay? Those jocks you used to blow during lunch, they shattered my legs, bashed in my brains, mangled my cock so that I have to piss and cum sideways for the rest of my life. Then they left me for dead. You know, things aren't too great down south. I can barely get off by myself let alone with another person.
Mavis Gary: You know, what's done is done. You can't keep dwelling on the past, Matt.
Matt Freehauf: Are you fucking kidding? Talk about dwelling on the past. Here you are back in Mercury, like a loser, trying to score with a happily married man.
Mavis Gary: Buddy's not happy, okay? So just stop saying that.
Matt Freehauf: You're hardly the authority on happiness, Sylvia.
Mavis Gary: You know what, Matt? It really is a shame that you're like this because if you had a good personality none of this other stuff would bother people.
Matt Freehauf: Why don't you use my crutch again as a metaphor? That was brilliant. Th
Mavis Gary: Yeah, happily married men go to bars alone with their ex-girlfriends all the time. They call them privately and they make out with them on porches.
Matt Freehauf: He did not make out with you.
Mavis Gary: You weren't there. We made out. It was intense and passionate. He gave me his sweatshirt.
Matt Freehauf: Yes, I noticed. They probably noticed in space. And FYI, you look completely insane wearing it. Look, I don't know what Buddy's doing with you or what you think he's doing with you, but you need to move on.
Mavis Gary: You're one to talk. All you care about is some scuffle that happened 20 years ago. You lean on that crutch and you lean on excuses and you and I both know that you use this whole thing as an excuse to do absolutely nothing with your life.
Matt Freehauf: Scuffle. You don't know shit about what happened to me. Okay? Those jocks you used to blow during lunch, they shattered my legs, bashed in my brains, mangled my cock so that I have to piss and cum sideways for the rest of my life. Then they left me for dead. You know, things aren't too great down south. I can barely get off by myself let alone with another person.
Mavis Gary: You know, what's done is done. You can't keep dwelling on the past, Matt.
Matt Freehauf: Are you fucking kidding? Talk about dwelling on the past. Here you are back in Mercury, like a loser, trying to score with a happily married man.
Mavis Gary: Buddy's not happy, okay? So just stop saying that.
Matt Freehauf: You're hardly the authority on happiness, Sylvia.
Mavis Gary: You know what, Matt? It really is a shame that you're like this because if you had a good personality none of this other stuff would bother people.
Matt Freehauf: Why don't you use my crutch again as a metaphor? That was brilliant. Th
Movie: Young Adult
