Young Adult Quote
Mavis Gary: Weren't you that hate crime guy?
Matt Freehauf: Excuse me?
Mavis Gary: You totally were. You're the hate crime guy! Oh my God, why didn't you just say that? Now I know who you are. Matt, the hate crime guy.
Matt Freehauf: Yes, Mavis. When when we were seniors a bunch of jocks who thought I was gay jumped me in the woods.
Mavis Gary: That's right!
Matt Freehauf: And hit me on the legs and dick with a crowbar.
Mavis Gary: With a crowbar. I totally remember that.
Matt Freehauf: It was national news. I mean, until people found out I wasn't really gay. Then it wasn't a hate crime anymore. It was a fat guy getting his ass beat.
Mavis Gary: Didn't you get to miss a bunch of school?
Matt Freehauf: Yes, I got to miss about six months. It was awesome.
Mavis Gary: Fuck. How's your dick?
Matt Freehauf: Not good. Not good.
Mavis Gary: Does it work?
Matt Freehauf: Yeah, it works. You know, it just kind of does. [makes sideways hand gesture]
Matt Freehauf: Excuse me?
Mavis Gary: You totally were. You're the hate crime guy! Oh my God, why didn't you just say that? Now I know who you are. Matt, the hate crime guy.
Matt Freehauf: Yes, Mavis. When when we were seniors a bunch of jocks who thought I was gay jumped me in the woods.
Mavis Gary: That's right!
Matt Freehauf: And hit me on the legs and dick with a crowbar.
Mavis Gary: With a crowbar. I totally remember that.
Matt Freehauf: It was national news. I mean, until people found out I wasn't really gay. Then it wasn't a hate crime anymore. It was a fat guy getting his ass beat.
Mavis Gary: Didn't you get to miss a bunch of school?
Matt Freehauf: Yes, I got to miss about six months. It was awesome.
Mavis Gary: Fuck. How's your dick?
Matt Freehauf: Not good. Not good.
Mavis Gary: Does it work?
Matt Freehauf: Yeah, it works. You know, it just kind of does. [makes sideways hand gesture]
Movie: Young Adult
