Young Adult Quote

Matt Freehauf: Mike Moran is your cousin?
Mavis Gary: Unfortunately.
Matt Freehauf: Oh, here comes the happiest cripple in Minnesota.
Wheelchair Mike: Mavis?
Mavis Gary: Mike.
Wheelchair Mike: What is up, girly-friend? Holy shit, cuz. This is such a rad surprise.
Mavis Gary: Yeah, I'm in town just for a little real estate thing. How are you?
Wheelchair Mike: I'm great! Kim and I just had our six-year anniversary.
Mavis Gary: Wow, six years. What is that, wood? Porcelain?
Matt Freehauf: Strychnine?
Wheelchair Mike: Anyway, the kids are great. Work is a trip but I play hard too. I've been doing a lot of rock climbing.
Matt Freehauf: You mean rock crawling, right?
Wheelchair Mike: No I'm vertical, bro, believe it or not. We can do anything a normal can do. Probably more, because we've had to reboot for extra positivity. You know what I'm saying? You should try it, Matt.
Mavis Gary: You should try it, Matt.
Matt Freehauf: No.
Wheelchair Mike: I love the way this guy talks. He's like, no! I'm so glad you guys are buds. I can totally see it. It's like Will & Grace.
Mavis Gary: Aww, it is.
Matt Freehauf: No, it isn't.
Wheelchair Mike: Look I'm gonna roll back to my boys, but we should chat later. I'll buy you a scotch or whatever you got there. Love this place. Total time capsule, right?

Movie: Young Adult

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