Your Studio and You Quote
Narrator: But what if our gate was more Artist Friendly? We'll start with the guards. Those dark uniforms connote oppression and conformity. [*bing!* The guards' uniforms change]
Narrator: But new outfits, with pastel colors and high, pretty collars, seem to say, I'm your friend, not your enemy. [*bing!* Buttons appear on the shirts, reading, Universal is A-OK!]
Narrator: How about some inspiring buttons to show our optimism? And what about that security gate? Black and white lines may remind artists of police and fear. [*bing!* The gate is ridiculously decorated]
Narrator: But a new gate, with attractive flowers and colorful birds, becomes a lovely decoration, not just a deterrent. [*bing!* Floral arrangements appear around the guard kiosk]
Narrator: Now with just a few more changes... [*bing!* A tacky lawn ornament appears]
Narrator: And some attractive porcelain deer, our gate is now Artist Friendly, and ready for the future. So how do you feel now, Miss Actress?
Traci Lords: I feel welcome and relaxed for a meeting at Universal. [She drives off]
Narrator: That's splendid. Too bad the part you want will probably go to Demi Moore.
Traci Lords: [car screeches to halt] WHAT?
Narrator: Oh, nothing. Here, have a wine cooler, compliments of your new studio.
Narrator: But new outfits, with pastel colors and high, pretty collars, seem to say, I'm your friend, not your enemy. [*bing!* Buttons appear on the shirts, reading, Universal is A-OK!]
Narrator: How about some inspiring buttons to show our optimism? And what about that security gate? Black and white lines may remind artists of police and fear. [*bing!* The gate is ridiculously decorated]
Narrator: But a new gate, with attractive flowers and colorful birds, becomes a lovely decoration, not just a deterrent. [*bing!* Floral arrangements appear around the guard kiosk]
Narrator: Now with just a few more changes... [*bing!* A tacky lawn ornament appears]
Narrator: And some attractive porcelain deer, our gate is now Artist Friendly, and ready for the future. So how do you feel now, Miss Actress?
Traci Lords: I feel welcome and relaxed for a meeting at Universal. [She drives off]
Narrator: That's splendid. Too bad the part you want will probably go to Demi Moore.
Traci Lords: [car screeches to halt] WHAT?
Narrator: Oh, nothing. Here, have a wine cooler, compliments of your new studio.
Movie: Your Studio and You
