Zoey 101 Quotes
Quinn: My name is Quinn and I invent things . . . so I call them Quinnventions!
Zoey: Oh, thats very . . . quinnteresting!
Zoey: Oh, thats very . . . quinnteresting!
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Chase: (About Quinn) She superimposed her name on the word invention?
Zoey: Yeah
Chase: So bascially, she's quinnsane!
Zoey: Yeah
Chase: So bascially, she's quinnsane!
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Michael: Sup Chase?
Chase: Oh! Hey! (attempts to hide rose he is carrying behind his back)
Michael: Whose the rose for?
Chase: Oh this? Oh, you caught me . . . it's for you.
Michael: Thats nice man, but how about you give it to Zoey instead?
Chase: Thats an idea!!
Chase: Look, don't tell Logan.
Chase: Oh! Hey! (attempts to hide rose he is carrying behind his back)
Michael: Whose the rose for?
Chase: Oh this? Oh, you caught me . . . it's for you.
Michael: Thats nice man, but how about you give it to Zoey instead?
Chase: Thats an idea!!
Chase: Look, don't tell Logan.
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Zoey: So you want to see if my food is happy?
Quinn: Happy, sad, angry, frightened...
Chase: I'm frightened!
Quinn: Happy, sad, angry, frightened...
Chase: I'm frightened!
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Zoey: Quinn happens to be the perfect roommate!
Quinn: Zoey, I'm about to iron my underwear. Want me to do yours?
Zoey: I don't iron my underwear...
Quinn: Whatever.
Dana: Yeah, she's a good one!
Zoey: At least we don't fight all the time!
Dana: Neither do we.
Nicole: Yeah, since you moved out, we've been getting along great.
Dana: (puts arm around Nicole) Yeah, best friends!
Zoey: That's good for you. Bye!
Dana: (Zoey leaves) Don't ever touch me again!
Nicole: Slob!
Dana: Jerk!
Nicole: UGHH!!!
Quinn: Zoey, I'm about to iron my underwear. Want me to do yours?
Zoey: I don't iron my underwear...
Quinn: Whatever.
Dana: Yeah, she's a good one!
Zoey: At least we don't fight all the time!
Dana: Neither do we.
Nicole: Yeah, since you moved out, we've been getting along great.
Dana: (puts arm around Nicole) Yeah, best friends!
Zoey: That's good for you. Bye!
Dana: (Zoey leaves) Don't ever touch me again!
Nicole: Slob!
Dana: Jerk!
Nicole: UGHH!!!
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Zoey: Sorry. I only get 15. And I gotta live.
Dustin: What about you?
Chase: Sorry kid if I had money I'd lend it to myself, which I don't...So i'm outta luck and so are you!
Dustin: What did he say?
Zoey: No!
Dustin: What about you?
Chase: Sorry kid if I had money I'd lend it to myself, which I don't...So i'm outta luck and so are you!
Dustin: What did he say?
Zoey: No!
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Chase: Hey, Kazu!
Kazu: You're late!
Chase: I'm 10 minutes early!
Kazu: No back sass!
Chase: Okay... just put the knife down!
Kazu: You're late!
Chase: I'm 10 minutes early!
Kazu: No back sass!
Chase: Okay... just put the knife down!
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Zoey: (on cell phone in phony southern accent) Excuse me sir, I'm calling about the mustard you ordered.
Mr. Callahan: Um, I didn't order any mustard.
Zoey: Yes, you did, you ordered nine thousand jars of mustard.
Mr. Callahan: Who could eat that much mustard?
Zoey: That's none of my business! So what time would you like me to drop off the mustard?
Mr. Callahan: But I don't even like mustard!
Zoey: Then, why'd you order so much?
Mr. Callahan: I didn't...
Mr. Callahan: Um, I didn't order any mustard.
Zoey: Yes, you did, you ordered nine thousand jars of mustard.
Mr. Callahan: Who could eat that much mustard?
Zoey: That's none of my business! So what time would you like me to drop off the mustard?
Mr. Callahan: But I don't even like mustard!
Zoey: Then, why'd you order so much?
Mr. Callahan: I didn't...
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Zoey: Well?
Quinn: That bear is broadcasting both audio and visual transmissions via broadband wavelengths to a remote digital receiver!
Nicole: I knew it! What does that mean?
Zoey: In English?
Quinn: There's a webcam in that bear!
Nicole: I knew it! Wait, I still don't know what that means.
Quinn: That bear is broadcasting both audio and visual transmissions via broadband wavelengths to a remote digital receiver!
Nicole: I knew it! What does that mean?
Zoey: In English?
Quinn: There's a webcam in that bear!
Nicole: I knew it! Wait, I still don't know what that means.
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Zoey: Did you have anything to do with it?
Chase: Uh, come in?
Zoey: Did you put a camera in the bear?
Chase: Uh, no, I don't think so, seeing as I don't have a camera... or a bear.
Chase: Uh, come in?
Zoey: Did you put a camera in the bear?
Chase: Uh, no, I don't think so, seeing as I don't have a camera... or a bear.
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Nicole: Hey Quinn, you wanna play confess or stress with us?
Quinn: How do you play?
Zoey: Okay, so you roll the dice...
Quinn: Yeah...
Dana: And if you land on an even number, you have to confess to something really embarassing...
Nicole: And if you roll an odd number, you have to do something stressful.
Quinn: Like eat a poisonous bug?
Zoey: Stressful... not lethal.
Quinn: How do you play?
Zoey: Okay, so you roll the dice...
Quinn: Yeah...
Dana: And if you land on an even number, you have to confess to something really embarassing...
Nicole: And if you roll an odd number, you have to do something stressful.
Quinn: Like eat a poisonous bug?
Zoey: Stressful... not lethal.
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Zoey: You're working with Logan now?
Chase: Well, I'm working, he seems to be watching.
Logan: I'm trying to train you, so you can learn to make deliveries on your own.
Zoey: Good. Now that we know you're not delivering anymore, we'll order more often!
Chase: Well, I'm working, he seems to be watching.
Logan: I'm trying to train you, so you can learn to make deliveries on your own.
Zoey: Good. Now that we know you're not delivering anymore, we'll order more often!
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Nicole: (breaks vase over Kazu's head)
Zoey: Lets tie him up! Put him in the closet! Then we'll put him in the trunk of his car and drive him to Mexico!
Logan: Did they just say Mexico?!?!
Michael: Si!
Zoey: And then we'll blame it all on... Logan!!
Logan: Me? They're gonna blame it all on me!?!?
Michael: Yea! You should go tell Dean Rivers!
Zoey: Lets tie him up! Put him in the closet! Then we'll put him in the trunk of his car and drive him to Mexico!
Logan: Did they just say Mexico?!?!
Michael: Si!
Zoey: And then we'll blame it all on... Logan!!
Logan: Me? They're gonna blame it all on me!?!?
Michael: Yea! You should go tell Dean Rivers!
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Chase: You gotta hide Elvis.
Nicole: Who's Elvis?
Chase: Our dog!
Zoey: Doesn't PCA have a rule against pets?
Chase: Yeah, that's why we've been hiding him in our room.
Michael: But our DA smelled a dog!
Chase: DA, short for Dorm Advisor.
Zoey: I know.
Chase: OK...that's short for okay
Zoey: Stop it!
Michael: Well anyway, our DA's getting all suspicious.
Nicole: Who's Elvis?
Chase: Our dog!
Zoey: Doesn't PCA have a rule against pets?
Chase: Yeah, that's why we've been hiding him in our room.
Michael: But our DA smelled a dog!
Chase: DA, short for Dorm Advisor.
Zoey: I know.
Chase: OK...that's short for okay
Zoey: Stop it!
Michael: Well anyway, our DA's getting all suspicious.
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Chase: (To Zoey) Everyone gets hurt sometimes. You've never been hurt?
Zoey: No, not by a big, dumb bully.
Chase: Well then maybe its time. Oh yeah, that's right. She's in trouble now, give me your lunch money.
Zoey: Quit it!
Chase: Give me your lunch money or I'll....Oww, did you bite me?
Zoey: Maybe
Chase: Oh its on
Zoey: No, not by a big, dumb bully.
Chase: Well then maybe its time. Oh yeah, that's right. She's in trouble now, give me your lunch money.
Zoey: Quit it!
Chase: Give me your lunch money or I'll....Oww, did you bite me?
Zoey: Maybe
Chase: Oh its on
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Janitor: I'll expel you faster then pigtails on a giraffe! Do you understand?!?
Keith: Yeah,except for the giraffe part.
Keith: Yeah,except for the giraffe part.
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Zoey: Chase, Thank you so much!
Chase: It’s ok, but actually it wasn’t me.
Zoey: Michael?
Michael: Not me.
Zoey: Then who was it?
Chase: It’s ok, but actually it wasn’t me.
Zoey: Michael?
Michael: Not me.
Zoey: Then who was it?
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Zoey: Logan? Why would you want to keep me at PCA?
Logan: If you weren't around who else would I pick on
Logan: If you weren't around who else would I pick on
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Dean Rivers: I'm not going to ask you again who did this
Chase: Technicaly Sir. you just asked again
Dean Rivers: Chase!
Chase: Sorry...
Chase: Technicaly Sir. you just asked again
Dean Rivers: Chase!
Chase: Sorry...
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Nicole: (crying) But this is the best school ever! They have a pool, cute boys, a beach across the street, and cute boys!
Zoey: I bet there are cute boys back in your school in Kansas.
Nicole: No they're all dumb and gross.
Zoey: Hey Quinn did you hear the news? This is our last semester here.
Quinn: Can't talk. Plotting revenge.
Nicole: I'm going to miss her freakish ways. (cries again)
Zoey: I bet there are cute boys back in your school in Kansas.
Nicole: No they're all dumb and gross.
Zoey: Hey Quinn did you hear the news? This is our last semester here.
Quinn: Can't talk. Plotting revenge.
Nicole: I'm going to miss her freakish ways. (cries again)
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Zoey: Aw its a bunny with a PCA shirt on!
Logan: Chase picked it out
Chase: Why do you tell people?
Logan: Chase picked it out
Chase: Why do you tell people?
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Logan: Do girls know anything?
Dana: I know how to make you cry
Logan: What are you gonna do? kiss me?
Dana: You wish!
Logan: Yeah I do! (laughs)
Dana: I know how to make you cry
Logan: What are you gonna do? kiss me?
Dana: You wish!
Logan: Yeah I do! (laughs)
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