Zoey 101 Quotes
Zoey: He said 'This is Rebecca, my girlfriend'.
Lola: You sure he said girlfriend?
Quinn: Maybe you misunderstood. Maybe he said... 'grillfriend'?
Zoey: Grillfriend?
Quinn: Yeah, you know maybe they just cook things together... Outdoors...
Lola: You sure he said girlfriend?
Quinn: Maybe you misunderstood. Maybe he said... 'grillfriend'?
Zoey: Grillfriend?
Quinn: Yeah, you know maybe they just cook things together... Outdoors...
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Logan: Then why did you make me do all those ridiculious stuff?
Quinn: 'cause You called me a spaz. I don't like being called a Spaz, never did. Not even as a child. I hope you learned a little lesson here.
Quinn: 'cause You called me a spaz. I don't like being called a Spaz, never did. Not even as a child. I hope you learned a little lesson here.
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Coco: You're guys... Am I... Am I unappealing?! Would you show up at my house on Valentines Day with a pretzel from a gas station!?
Chase: We're just teenagers!
Michael: And I don't even like pretzels...
Logan: You're just an mess!
Chase: We're just teenagers!
Michael: And I don't even like pretzels...
Logan: You're just an mess!
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Carl: Coco!
Coco: Carl?
Carl: What are you doing with another man!
Coco: You dumped me!
Carl: And that gives you the right to date other men?!
Coco: Yeah, kinda!
Logan: Wow, this is great!
Coco: Carl?
Carl: What are you doing with another man!
Coco: You dumped me!
Carl: And that gives you the right to date other men?!
Coco: Yeah, kinda!
Logan: Wow, this is great!
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Chase: I just don't understand why they call it "a pair of pants".
Logan: Why not?
Chase: Because a pair means two like: a pair of shoes or a pair of gloves. Two shoes, two gloves. Why pair of pants?
Michael: Because man, you would sound stupid if you were like "Hey, man. I love my new pant. You like my new pant? Check out my new pant!"
Logan: Why not?
Chase: Because a pair means two like: a pair of shoes or a pair of gloves. Two shoes, two gloves. Why pair of pants?
Michael: Because man, you would sound stupid if you were like "Hey, man. I love my new pant. You like my new pant? Check out my new pant!"
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Dustin: Oh man! Hey Quinn you think you could fix our model airplane?
Quinn: I could fix a real airplane!
Quinn: I could fix a real airplane!
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Quinn: Why is our dorm adviser rolling on the ground?
Lola: Coco! Are you okay?
Coco: Do I look okay? I'm a woman on the concrete.
Zoey: Did Carl break up with you again? (Coco continues sobbing and screaming)
Lola: I think Carl broke up with her again.
Quinn: Come on, let's get her up. (Zoey, Lola, and Quinn try to pick up Coco.)
Coco: No, no! Just leave me here to die. (Zoey and Quinn pick her up and drag her away.)
Coco: My cell phone! (Lola gets the cell phone.)
Lola: Coco! Are you okay?
Coco: Do I look okay? I'm a woman on the concrete.
Zoey: Did Carl break up with you again? (Coco continues sobbing and screaming)
Lola: I think Carl broke up with her again.
Quinn: Come on, let's get her up. (Zoey, Lola, and Quinn try to pick up Coco.)
Coco: No, no! Just leave me here to die. (Zoey and Quinn pick her up and drag her away.)
Coco: My cell phone! (Lola gets the cell phone.)
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Coco: I can't believe he dumped me over the phone!
Zoey: But, he always dumps you over the phone.
Lola: Yeah, like every three weeks!
Zoey: But, he always dumps you over the phone.
Lola: Yeah, like every three weeks!
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Coco: Oh, God! What is that?
Quinn: We're really sorry.
Zoey: But we gotta go start our homework.
Coco: I just don't understand guys. First they tell you that they love you. Then they tell you that you're too clingy and needy and man I'm hungry. I mean, I know I can be moody and bloated and judgmental and I may not bathe as much as other girls, but I'm fun to be with, right? RIGHT!? (Coco keeps sobbing.)
Coco: Oh man, there's a hair on my honeydew. (picks up honeydew, removes hair, and puts honeydew in her mouth) (Zoey drops her food that she was about to eat in disgust.)
Quinn: We're really sorry.
Zoey: But we gotta go start our homework.
Coco: I just don't understand guys. First they tell you that they love you. Then they tell you that you're too clingy and needy and man I'm hungry. I mean, I know I can be moody and bloated and judgmental and I may not bathe as much as other girls, but I'm fun to be with, right? RIGHT!? (Coco keeps sobbing.)
Coco: Oh man, there's a hair on my honeydew. (picks up honeydew, removes hair, and puts honeydew in her mouth) (Zoey drops her food that she was about to eat in disgust.)
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Coco: Ooh, maybe it's Carl. Oh gross its my mother. (answers phone) What!? No mom, he hasn't called. That's right mom, I'm gonna grow old and die alone.
Chase: Wow, you have a horrible dorm adviser.
Chase: Wow, you have a horrible dorm adviser.
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Chase: I have to say it, I'm a little bit embarrassed for you.
Michael: This is a sports related injury! That makes me cool!
Chase: Dude, tripping over a basketball on the way to the bathroom is not cool... (sees Quinn and Lola) Oh, hey, Quinn and Lola. What's up females?
Quinn: Oh, hey!
Chase: What have you guys been doing?
Lola: I've been watching Quinn's research rat for the past three hours!
Quinn: Yeah well, you'll change your tone when I catch that rat and lock him away for ever.
Michael: Uh, what rat?
Lola: What happened to your foot?
Michael: Oh, it's a sports related injury.
Chase: He tripped over a basketball on his way to pee.
Michael: Why do you tell people?!?! Why don't you just put it on the news! Hey! Where's Jeremiah Trottman? Chase has a breaking story!
Michael: This is a sports related injury! That makes me cool!
Chase: Dude, tripping over a basketball on the way to the bathroom is not cool... (sees Quinn and Lola) Oh, hey, Quinn and Lola. What's up females?
Quinn: Oh, hey!
Chase: What have you guys been doing?
Lola: I've been watching Quinn's research rat for the past three hours!
Quinn: Yeah well, you'll change your tone when I catch that rat and lock him away for ever.
Michael: Uh, what rat?
Lola: What happened to your foot?
Michael: Oh, it's a sports related injury.
Chase: He tripped over a basketball on his way to pee.
Michael: Why do you tell people?!?! Why don't you just put it on the news! Hey! Where's Jeremiah Trottman? Chase has a breaking story!
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Zoey: Can I say something?
Chase: Sure.
Zoey: (stands up and shouts out) I hate chemistry! Hate it! I just wanna make that clear.
Chase: Have a french fry, it'll calm you right down.
Zoey: No thanks, I'm already full. And what happened to all your talking about eating healthier food?
Chase: What? The french fry, made by the potato - a vegetable! Dipped in ketchup, made from the tomato - also a vegetable!
Chase: Sure.
Zoey: (stands up and shouts out) I hate chemistry! Hate it! I just wanna make that clear.
Chase: Have a french fry, it'll calm you right down.
Zoey: No thanks, I'm already full. And what happened to all your talking about eating healthier food?
Chase: What? The french fry, made by the potato - a vegetable! Dipped in ketchup, made from the tomato - also a vegetable!
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Chase: (When Zoey is eating a french fry): (Stifles Laugh)
Zoey: What?
Chase: You chew funny.
Zoey: (Drops the fry on Chase's tray): Goodbye. (Walks Away)
Chase: I mean good funny!
Zoey: What?
Chase: You chew funny.
Zoey: (Drops the fry on Chase's tray): Goodbye. (Walks Away)
Chase: I mean good funny!
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Zoey: Let’s shake on it.
Logan: Or we could kiss on it? (Zoey slaps him) We'll shake on it.
Logan: Or we could kiss on it? (Zoey slaps him) We'll shake on it.
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Lola: You know, most girls' biggest problems with their roommate is they borrow their clothes without asking. I've got one who loses rats, shoots me in the head with plasma bolts, and fills my room with homemade nerve gas.
Quinn: ...Thanks...
Lola: Which, apparently, doesn't work too well.
Quinn: Oh! Why isn't he unconscious?!
Lola: I'm gonna go get some coffee. [she leaves]
Quinn: [to the rat] Don't you feel lightheaded?! Drowsy?! ...Oh, you are smarter than I am.
Quinn: ...Thanks...
Lola: Which, apparently, doesn't work too well.
Quinn: Oh! Why isn't he unconscious?!
Lola: I'm gonna go get some coffee. [she leaves]
Quinn: [to the rat] Don't you feel lightheaded?! Drowsy?! ...Oh, you are smarter than I am.
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Ms. Bromwell: Oh, Zoey, you're good friends with Chase... Is his hair naturally that way or is it a perm?
Zoey: Uhh.. It's natural.
Zoey: Uhh.. It's natural.
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Chase: She's not dating Logan, okay? I've known her since the first day she came here to PCA and I know she'd never date a jerk like Logan!
Lola: He's one of your best friends!!
Chase: Which is how I know he's a jerk!
Lola: He's one of your best friends!!
Chase: Which is how I know he's a jerk!
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Lola: Aw, don't feel so bad.
Quinn: How can I not? I've been intellectually bested by an animal with a brain the size of a raisins. He won, I lost.
Lola: I don't even think the rat knew he was in a competition.
Quinn: How can I not? I've been intellectually bested by an animal with a brain the size of a raisins. He won, I lost.
Lola: I don't even think the rat knew he was in a competition.
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Quinn: I thought Chase was over Zoey!
Lola: So did I.
Chase: What do you mean? There was no two year crush on Zoey! Right Michael?
Michael: (sarcastic) Yes, there was no crush, you silly people.
Lola: So did I.
Chase: What do you mean? There was no two year crush on Zoey! Right Michael?
Michael: (sarcastic) Yes, there was no crush, you silly people.
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Lola: (to Chase about Zoey and Logan) Why do you care so much about this?
Chase: Because I'm a caring person, see?!?! (makes caring face)
Chase: Because I'm a caring person, see?!?! (makes caring face)
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Zoey: Logan?! (about being her tutor)
Logan: Like I'm thrilled about this. (being Zoey's tutor)
Zoey: (to her chemistry teacher) Logan doesn't know anything about chemistry! Logan doesn't know anything about anything!
Logan: Like I'm thrilled about this. (being Zoey's tutor)
Zoey: (to her chemistry teacher) Logan doesn't know anything about chemistry! Logan doesn't know anything about anything!
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Chase: ALRIGHT! I'VE HEARD...[he gets out of the bush] ENOUGH!
Zoey: Chase?!
Logan: What were you doing in that bush?
Chase: Hearing...everything!
Zoey: I wanted to tell you, but I was embarassed!
Chase: You should be embarassed. I mean...LOGAN?!
Zoey: I know, but he's taught me so much.
Chase: Oh, god.
Zoey: What? I've really learned a lot from him.
Chase: OH!
Zoey: Chase?!
Logan: What were you doing in that bush?
Chase: Hearing...everything!
Zoey: I wanted to tell you, but I was embarassed!
Chase: You should be embarassed. I mean...LOGAN?!
Zoey: I know, but he's taught me so much.
Chase: Oh, god.
Zoey: What? I've really learned a lot from him.
Chase: OH!
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