Zoolander 2 Quotes
Derek Zoolander: I'm going to retire, withdraw from public life, and become a hermit crab.
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Hansel: Is it true you have sex for ten hours?
Sting: No comment. [silently]
Sting: Fifteen...
Sting: No comment. [silently]
Sting: Fifteen...
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[from trailer] Mugatu: TODD! Where's my goddamn lattÚ? [he gets a cup, then pours it over him]
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Mugatu: Shut up, Valentino! Just shut up! Everyone shut up! There is no Fountain of Youth!
Tommy Hilfiger: What?
Mugatu: I mean, Adam and Eve and Steve? Are you serious? You actually believed that crap?
Alexander Wang: What?
Mugatu: It's literally... it's the stupidest thing I've ever heard! I get it if Alexander Wang believes it, but the rest of you, come on!
Anna Wintour: Oh, please. Without me, you'd still be cutting patterns at Men's Wearhouse.
Mugatu: Oh, look, it's the White Witch from Narnia! Oh, no, I'm sorry, it's just Anna Wintour! I'll knock your teeth out.
Anna Wintour: I'll rip your goddamn tongue out.
Mugatu: Check out the new spring collection from Hilfiger, brought to you by white privilege.
Tommy Hilfiger: You couldn't make a down jacket to save your life!
Mugatu: Asshole.
Tommy Hilfiger: What?
Mugatu: I mean, Adam and Eve and Steve? Are you serious? You actually believed that crap?
Alexander Wang: What?
Mugatu: It's literally... it's the stupidest thing I've ever heard! I get it if Alexander Wang believes it, but the rest of you, come on!
Anna Wintour: Oh, please. Without me, you'd still be cutting patterns at Men's Wearhouse.
Mugatu: Oh, look, it's the White Witch from Narnia! Oh, no, I'm sorry, it's just Anna Wintour! I'll knock your teeth out.
Anna Wintour: I'll rip your goddamn tongue out.
Mugatu: Check out the new spring collection from Hilfiger, brought to you by white privilege.
Tommy Hilfiger: You couldn't make a down jacket to save your life!
Mugatu: Asshole.
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One tenth of Hansel's Orgy: Where'd everybody go? I wasn't finished with that Hippo!
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Alexanya Atoz: Do you ever have feeling, where you see young teenage girl with perfect skin, and you want to kill her? And take her skin, and put it on your skin? We've bottled that feeling.
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Billy Zane: Think about it, man. This could be a sign!
Derek Zoolander: What if it's a stop sign, Billy?
Derek Zoolander: What if it's a stop sign, Billy?
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Hansel: [from trailer]OLD?
Derek Zoolander: [pronouncing the sign incorrectly]LAM??
Derek Zoolander: [pronouncing the sign incorrectly]LAM??
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Sting: If you want to find the spirits in the material world you need to talk to the ghost in the machine.
Hansel: What? Who is this?
Sting: I have a message in a bottle for you, so don't go to the police.
Hansel: What? Who is this?
Sting: I have a message in a bottle for you, so don't go to the police.
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Derek Zoolander: Does being fat mean you're a terrible person? I'm really asking you, Hansel.
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Derek Zoolander: I hope you're not apopleptic because they're going to take a lot of pictures.
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Katy Perry: Who-oo-oo-ooohh am-mm-mm-mm I-ah-ah-aye?
Hansel: That was beautiful...
Hansel: That was beautiful...
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Derek Jr.: You're the most narcissistic person I've ever met.
Derek Zoolander: But that's not how I see myself.
Derek Zoolander: But that's not how I see myself.
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Billy Zane: Got your Netflix!
Derek Zoolander: [Opening envelopes]Jack Ryan! and Jack Reacher! Tonight's going to be a total jack off!
Derek Zoolander: [Opening envelopes]Jack Ryan! and Jack Reacher! Tonight's going to be a total jack off!
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Hansel: Neil, I gotta say, you're totally blowing my mind right now.
Neil deGrasse Tyson: That's what I do. I'm Neil deGrasse Tyson, bitch.
Neil deGrasse Tyson: That's what I do. I'm Neil deGrasse Tyson, bitch.
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Valentina: Who says swimsuit models are useless? Take me from behind, Zoolander. Grab on for safety... and buoyancy! We're going to swim to Rome.
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